I do not own twilight...
WAYS TO ANNOY THE VOLTURI
1. Wear a dress and a blonde wig, tell everyone your doing an impression of Jane.
2. Tell Aro his gift is rubbish. Edward's is better.
3. Remind Jane that she can not use her gift on Bella's shield.
4. Wear a t-shirt saying; Real men don't sparkle!
5. Throw glitter on yourself and pretend to be a vampire.
6. Call Jane barbie.
7. Call Aro Dracula.
8. Make flash cards of every member of the Volturi with their powers.
9. Act dumb.
10. Ask Caius how to pronounce his name.
11. Still pronounce it wrong.
12. Tell Jane Renesmee is more of a vampire than her.
13. Demand that Demitri play hide and seek with you.
14. Blindfold him.
15. Convince them to become 'vegetarian'.
16. Don't invite them to Bella and Edward's wedding.
17. Pester them to change you.
18. Whenever they aren't looking throw garlic bread at them and try to stake them through the heart.
19. Ask Jane if she wants to borrow your concealer.
20. When she borrows your concealer ask for it back because 'it is too pale' for her.