Ways To Annoy The Twilight Characters

by TwilightForever01

Ever wondered how to annoy your favourite twilight character? Find out how to annoy Bella, Edward, Carlisle, Jacob and the rest of the Cullen family. Includes ways to annoy the Volturi, Renesmee, Charlie,and more.

13. Charlie Swan

Still don't own twilight.

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WAYS TO ANNOY CHARLIE SWAN

1. Tell him Bella is pregnant.

2. Tell him that Renesmee is actually Edward and Bella's daughter.

3. Tell him Edward can read his mind.

4. Buy Bella a motorcycle.

5. Buy Him a motorcycle.

6. Tell him Jacob brought them both.

7. Tell him the Police Station fired him and that his replacement is Edward because he can run faster.

8. Tell him Bella and Edward ran away to get married in Vegas.

9. Don't invite him to their real wedding.

10. Force him to read New Moon (Paying attention to the parts where Edward leaves Bella...)