Ways To Annoy The Twilight Characters

by TwilightForever01

Ever wondered how to annoy your favourite twilight character? Find out how to annoy Bella, Edward, Carlisle, Jacob and the rest of the Cullen family. Includes ways to annoy the Volturi, Renesmee, Charlie,and more.

14. Mike Newton

I do not own twilight...

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WAYS TO ANNOY MIKE NEWTON

1. Compare him to Edward.

2. Invite him to Edward and Bella's wedding, ask him to be the Page Boy.

3. If he accepts have Alice dress him in the frilliest palest blue outfit she can find.

4. Remind him its a wonder even Jessica gave him a second look with the Cullen's around..

5. Tell the Volturi he knows Vampire secrets.

6. Show him all the hate mail people send him.

7. Two words; Edward Cullen

8. Tell him that Bella Cullen sounds a lot better than Bella Newton.

9. Tell him you think he looks like a golden retriever.

10. Remind him Bella didn't choose him every second your with him.