Ways To Annoy The Twilight Characters

by TwilightForever01

Ever wondered how to annoy your favourite twilight character? Find out how to annoy Bella, Edward, Carlisle, Jacob and the rest of the Cullen family. Includes ways to annoy the Volturi, Renesmee, Charlie,and more.

15. James AKA Ways To Get Yourself Killed

I don't own twilight.

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WAYS TO ANNOY JAMES

1. Sign him up for anger management classes (Well he does need them...)

2. Read his death to him in twilight.

3. Laugh when he gets burned.

4. Make him wear a pink tutu.

5. Take a video of him dancing in it and put it on YouTube.

6. Show him how many views it gets.

7. Lock him in a room with all of the boys who love Bella, 'accidentally' point out that he wanted to kill her.

8. Chase him around with pieces of garlic.

9. After reading him his own death force him to read Victoria's and her battle with the newborn army.

10. Send him the love letters 'Victoria' sent to Edward after he died.