Ways to annoy Tanya
1. If she ever try's to make conversation with you. Put your hand in front of her face and say 'Sorry, I prefer brunettes.'
2. Ask her 'What actually is strawberry blonde? A sort of gingery yellow?'
3. At the wedding point to one of the single wolves and say 'I hear he's single...you might as well go to the dogs.'
4. Remember her constantly about how it took Bella little time to get Edward.
5. And it took her...oh sorry, he didn't want her. How stupid of me to forget!
A/N: I couldn't think of any more as she isn't in the books or the films a lot. I couldn't think of anything other than Edward to wind her up about! Any ideas of who I should do next?
