HOW TO ANNOY A TWILIGHT FAN. AKA. MYSELF
Some of these will be from personal experience...
1. Call Jacob a pedophile.
2. Call Edward a stalker.
3. Tell them Stephenie Meyer is a horrible author and that she can't write to save her life.
4. Tell them that Twilight Fans should be given compensation.
5. Because they have been through a lot. Especially when they went to see the worst movie of all time...
6. Tell them you leaked Midnight Sun.
7. Steal all of their books and burn them.
8. Tell them Harry Potter is better than Twilight.
9. Tell them The Hunger Games is better than Twilight.
10. Tell them that you found Edward's secret. Hair dye - to cover his naturally ginger hair.
11. Tell them that none of them are real Vampire's if they don't have fangs.
12. Tell them that you think Edward's a fake. He can't really play the Piano.
13. Tell them that Peeta is better than Edward.
14. And that Katniss is better than Bella.
15. Tell them Vampire's can't actually be a 'vegetarian' as they still drink blood coming from meat.
16. Tell them Bella should be with Mike.
17. Say that Alice has bad taste in clothes and cars.
18. Tell them if the Volturi were real that you would join them and kill the Cullen's.
19. Tell them that Gale is better than Jacob.
20. Make them watch The Hunger Games and Harry Potter.
A/N: All of these have happened to me before, really annoying. Especially being told Katniss is better than Bella!