Its been awhile :L But im back and I hope the length of this story makes up for it ^.^
Journey of the Unforgiven | By: Lastbreath939 | Chapter 3: The Demon Jester
"What was that!?" I asked, confused. Xin hung his head, Elise put her hand to her temples, and Amy started tearing up. "Umm, guys?" Xin suddenly pointed at the spawn as an odd figure started to form. He was wearing black and white checkered parachute pants, a red Jester's hat. and a black shirt. He had spiked shoulder pads and dual shivs in his hands, all topped off with a giant grin on his face. He walked over smiling happily. "Uuh...who is this?" I managed to say as fear struck me. He looked at them confused and chuckled while they explained. "So airheads finally lost it?" Elise glared at him with pure hatred and I backed up a little. "Well, Yasuo...Shaco, demon jester, at your service" He said as he gestured, taking off a hat and bowed. Suddenly Xin froze. "Wait Shaco...weren't you guarding top?" he asked with fear in his voice. Everyone froze as the announcers shrill voice came up.
"Your Turret has been destroyed!"
I shivered at the shrill voice of the announcer, which was then followed by an explosion from the North. I looked over to see the enemy team laughing. A slightly tan woman with dual guns and a pirate hat, a small furry creature juggling bombs, a giant purple monster with claws, an irrational looking woman with a horn, and an armored spartan were all laughing and pointing at us. I looked at my teammates and found them hanging their heads in shame. Blind rage grew, and before I could think again, I was running towards the enemy. Slightly shocked, they looked at me and started to laugh even more. The small furry creature threw a bomb which I blocked with a gust of wind. I dashed towards him and thrusted my sword. It stabbed through and his health dropped to nothing. He deflated like a balloon and disappeared. I then switched my sights to his team who were awestruck. The spartan shook his head and charged at me. Before I could react, he bashed me over the head with his shield. I shook off the daze and saw a spear flying towards me, but a layer of wind surrounded me and the spear was blown to the side. I looked at the spartan and I charged. I thrusted my spear through him twice, yet he didn't back down. Once more, I try to attack and a miniature vortex spins out of my blade and towards him. He tossed into the air and I slash my sword through him, piercing his armor as he crumples to the ground. I look up, ready to take on the rest of them, but realize my team hasn't just been standing behind me watching, they took their chance and initiated onto the team while I distracted two of the enemy. Amy was wiping tears off her face while sitting on a giant purple carcass, Xin and Shaco were polishing their weapons above a pair of heels (most likely from the woman with the guns) while Elise was watching a horde of spiderlings circle a ray of light and watched as it floated into the air.
I look over at them and start laughing, they hesitate and then joined in. We successfully guarded our base, and even killed the whole enemy team. Even Elise is chuckling lightly. I smile and look over at her and she stop abruptly and walks to the shop. "Umm, what's up with her?" I whispered to Xin" "Dude...you two were dating a while back."
DUN DUN DUN...no I do not support Yasuo x Elise. Just decided to make things interesting ^.^