"New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of.

There's nothin' you can't do.

Now you're in New York,

These streets will make you feel brand new. Big lights will inspire you.

Let's hear it for New York, New Yo-" Sasuke looked up as someone entered his dorm room. He was not in the mood for any type of human contact at all. He saw a girl who was probably only 5 feet high and looked as if she belonged back in High School. She had midnight black hair just like he did, but she had the same pale eyes as Neji.

"S-sorry, have y-you seen Neji?" the girl asked. Sasuke eyed her for a second before he spoke.

"You must be Hinata," he said matter-of-factly. "No, he went to go do something with Gaara," Sasuke said venomously.

"G-Gaara?" She seemed shocked.

"Yes, G-G-Gaara," he mocked her. She looked taken back by this. "Look, sorry just having a bad week," he sighed.

"It's alright. Most people do that behind my back anyways," she sat down on Neji's bed and Sasuke raised one of his eyebrows.

"You didn't stutter that time."

"I know."

"You do it on purpose."

"So that everyone thinks I'm defenseless and leaves me alone, yes." Sasuke paused before his mind ran through what Neji said when the blog basically destroyed Hinata.

"Did you start doing that after you dated Naruto?" Sasuke questioned.

"Are you insane?" Hinata answered. "I would never date Naruto. Sure he's probably the hottest guy in a 50 mile radius, but I would never date Neji's ex."

"Neji's ex?"

"Yeah… Plus, I'm kind of attracted to Kiba anyways," with this Hinata blushed profusely.

"Naruto is Neji's ex?" Sasuke said still in a daze.

"I thought you knew that?" Hinata seemed surprise she saw Sasuke's facial expression change from bad to worse and felt a little uneasy. "I think I'd better go…" Hinata got up from Neji's bed and fixed her hair. "I-It was N-Nice to see you S-Sasuke," she quickly left the room. Sasuke huffed and looked out the window. He needed answers.

They sat in a dim lit room. They never expected to be called this urgently and right on campus too. If they could, they would be shitting bricks, but she could smell fear.

"Neji, Kiba, Gaara… You know why you're here," she smirked. None of them looked up. Afraid that just by looking at her their souls might be stolen from them. "Oh come on. You're not in trouble. I'm just really disappointed that you didn't even attempt to do what I asked you to," she said venomously.

"You asked us to make them fall in love," Gaara dared. "Do you realize how hard that is?"

"I've never been in love… But I imagine it's similar to the feeling I get when my waiter arrives with my food," Kurama commented. "I asked you to make them a couple, love or not, and you did exactly the opposite."

"Sasuke is very resistant, and Naruto isn't helping either," Neji interjected.

"You're obviously confusing me with someone who gives a fuck about Sasuke's personality," Kurama glared.

"They're the exact opposite of each other. There's no way they will ever be willing to be a couple together," Kiba explained. Kurama sighed and stood up.

"I guess if you want something done right you're just gonna have to do it yourself," She took out a mini mirror and fixed her hair.

"How are you going to accomplish that?" Gaara asked. "They're not exactly pleased with being in each other's company."

"That's where you all failed," she pointed out. "I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell," she winked.

"Why are you even going through all this trouble?" Neji asked.

"You all certainly have a bunch of questions," she grew frustrated. "You're lucky you all are my brother's friends or you'd all be found decapitated by now," she grew a wicked smile. "If you must know, this the first step in my revenge against the Uchiha."

"Revenge is bitter sweet. I'd rather let Karma do that," Kiba leaned back. Kurama smiled and tucked her fingers under Kiba's chin.

"Sometimes, karma doesn't work that's why revenge is essential. Karma is my plan C," she let go violently.

"Have fun boys!" she put on her sun glasses and strutted out of the room.

Honestly, Sasuke was not in the mood to sing in front of the music class. He just didn't feel the song that Kakashi picked for him. He sighed and covered his eyes with his arm feeling frustrated. Thundering music, hot bodies pressed against him, alcohol rushing through his body.

"What the fuck?" Sasuke quickly shot his eyes wide open. Sasuke looked at his arm and around him trying to hear the same music. There was none. He hesitantly covered his eyes again and waited.

"Damn, you're so fucking sexy the way you dance," he heard a familiar deep husky voice whisper in his ear, "I could just fuck you brainless right now." Sasuke didn't know what he was doing but he turned around not looking at the person's face but buried his face in the warm chiseled chest.

"Oh yeah?" Sasuke giggled. "Well maybe… I'll let you," Sasuke closed his eyes and kissed him. He didn't know who he was nor did he want to know. He didn't care. Either way he was getting laid tonight. "But I'm just not sure if you can handle me. I can get pretty… freaky," Sasuke whispered in his ear. He felt hands on his body feeling every inch of him and he allowed it. This is what he wanted. "Yeah," he said breathlessly. "Just like that," Sasuke was suddenly yanked away from the warmth and was dipped into intense heat compared to the last. "What'sss you're problem-" Sasuke opened his eyes to see fierce protective sapphire eyes.

"That's enough," the owner of the beautiful eyes spoke. The eyes gave an intense glare that could practically stop an entire army from fighting against them. Sasuke knew the stranger left him there in the arms of those eyes. "What the hell were you thinking?" the eyes spoke again. Sasuke sighed and tangled his hands around his neck, bringing them dangerously close.

"I was thinking," Sasuke leaned up to his ear, "that... maybe we could have some… a private discussion. Perhaps in your bed." Sasuke liked his ear. " Doesn't that sound… fun? I know it'll be the greatest. You just need to give it to me. As hard as you can possible-"

"Stop," the eyes now glared at him and pushed him further away. How dare this blue-eyed blond moron treat him this way? He wasn't just some side-street whore he could push around. Sasuke straightened himself and removed him arms from the… the dobe. The blond grabbed him arms and pulled him closer again. "Where are you going?"

"I'm going to find someone who can handle aallll this," Sasuke rubbed his hands down his sweaty body from all the dancing.

"Sasuke, you're drunk," Naruto looked him straight in the eye. Sasuke laughed like Naruto couldn't he even be more wrong.

"LLListen, Narudope. I would know if I'm drunk. And… I'm currently… Not. So please, leave me to satisfy my needs," he flicked off Naruto's hands from his arms and continued walking away. Naruto was not gonna let him out and make a fool of himself. Before Sasuke could even blink Naruto turned him around and mashed their lips together. Sasuke was shocked at first then smirked into the kiss and broke away. "I knew you wanted some of this," Sasuke reached under Naruto's shirt and could feel the nice toned abs underneath. What he really wanted lied just below. Sasuke gripped Naruto's belt and started unbuckling it. "It's only fair of me to return the favor right before your huge cock pounds me endlessly into the wall. Would you like that? Hmmmmm?" Sasuke moaned into Naruto's ear. Naruto cursed inwardly and still having an conflict with himself. Sasuke rubbed the growing bulge in Naruto's pants. "You're already so hard. Don't worry I'll take care of that really soon Naru," Sasuke licked Naruto's neck. "Just promise me that you'll make it so I can't walk for the next few weeks," Sasuke finally unbuckled the belt and slid his hands inside. Naruto without thinking quickly jumped away leaving a scowling Sasuke.

"I hope you'll forgive me for this," Naruto pulled his arm back and shot his fist right to the side of Sasuke's face.

Sasuke sprung up from his bed gasping. "Well, nice to see you're up sleeping beauty," Neji looked to the side while he was folding his laundry. Sasuke blinked then glared as he remembered what Hinata told him. "You missed your music class, by the way. An hour ago," Sasuke looked at the clock on the side table and it was true.

"Why didn't you wake me?" Sasuke asked.

"You were so busy moaning Naruto's name I thought you didn't want to be woken up," Neji smirked. Sasuke sighed and sat sitting towards Neji.

"I know about you and Naruto."

He punched the guy again spilling out more blood. The more the merrier. He loved the way this felt. The power it gave him. To show to these bastards that he was top dog, he was the reason they should look over their shoulders every day of their lives. He let go of the limp body and took out a rag and cleaned his hands off. He inspected his work and noticed that there was a section of his face that blood was not covering. He was going to fix that.

"Dude, stop. He's already out," an arm grabbed him and pulled him ack. He glared at his friends before spitting on the guy.

"Let's go, Kiba." He walked away leaving Kiba staring at the bloody mess his friend made. He turned around to catch up with his friends and grabbed him by the shoulders.

"Naruto, what the fuck was that back there?" He stared at Naruto, searching his face for answers.

"Following orders," Naruto fixed his hair and made sure there was no more blood on his hands.

"The orders were to scare him not bring him near death," Kiba urged.

"Details."

"What's going on?" Kiba questioned.

"Just leave it alone, damn it!" Kiba was silent but the expression on Kiba's face clearly stated that he was not gonna leave it alone. "Look, I blew it with Sasuke and now his brother is probably gonna came after me. I need to make a name for myself. I can't keep hiding under Kyuubi's shadow."

"Since when do you call your sister Kyuubi?"

"Since that's her name?"

"Look Naruto," Kiba placed both hand on his shoulders and steadied Naruto, "I doubt that Sasuke is gonna rat you out to his brother after a horrible ice cream date that obviously was doomed to begin with."

"I guess you're right," Naruto sighed.

"Damn well I'm right," Kiba laughed along with Naruto. "Now if you really wanted to get with the Uchiha you're gonna have to get flowers, tons of them. Oh and I heard Uchiha's like chocolate. Especially, Nutella. Now to top it off a giant Teddy bear that said 'I Wuv U!'"

"Woah, woah. Who said I wanted to be with Sasuke?" Naruto pulled away from Kiba.

"I… I just assumed that you wanted to be with him. You know, with the date and all. And you saved him from the murderer at the club. Does he know you saved his life?"

"Not exactly?" Naruto shrugged. Kiba slumped down like someone knocked the wind out of him.

"Why not?"

"Cause he was drunk as fuck?" Kiba smacked the back side of Naruto's head and sighed. "Ouch!"

"You're hopeless, dude," Kiba kept walking through the alley.

"What do you mean hopeless. I can get any piece of ass I want. I just have to sap my fingers," Naruto snapped his fingers to emphasize.

"And how is that working with Uchiha?" Naruto glared as a response. "I thought so. He's just playing hard to get so you're gonna have to try a little harder than just snapping your fingers."

"How the hell am I going to do that?"

"You can start by apologizing for the worst first day in human history," Kiba pushed Naruto forward.

"It wasn't that bad!"

"Most first dates don't end up with ice cream on someone's head and a whore sitting on their lap."

"I hate you, you know that?" Naruto pouted.

"Love you too, hun."

"Kyuubi is here."

"That doesn't surprise me," the figure ignored the statement and continued typing.

"He almost killed another again," with this the person at the desk turned around and looked at them in the eye.

"That'll be the 3rd one today," they contemplated before the figure turned around again and increased their typing speed.

"I'm worried that he might actually kill someone."

"You're so naïve... We're going to use this to our advantage. Poor little Sasu won't know what hit him. Literally " a menacing chuckle could be heard as they sent another post.

Don't hate me! I've been really busy lately and I'm still getting over the flu. I hope you guys enjoyed this and I'm sorry it might be kind of short. I love you all and I hope you have a wonderful Valentine's day even if you're gonna be blasting Adele songs in your living room with a bottle of vodka in your hand like I will be. In all seriousness if you haven't found "the one yet" keep looking. I know they're looking for you too! XOXO - Yusha.

P.S. Yusha is obviously not my real name lol.