Chapter 1

"Hurry up Ed!" shouted Eddy, as he and Double D have been waiting outside of the schools' front entrance.

"Hold on Eddy!" Ed hopped towards the two. "May texted me that uh…" Ed then quickly shoved his smelly hands into his pocket, taking out his phone. He unlocked his phone, and started scrolling through his messages. "Oh yeah!" He chanted. "May says that she found a new movie that she and Ed are going to watch!"

"Oh that's very lovely Ed," responded the sock-headed boy genius. "But we need to get to class before the bell rings."

"Yeah, Lee is waiting for me by my locker," nagged the con artist. "So move it!"

Just when the Eddy opens the front entrance, in a flash Eddy's upper body was run over by a pair of shoes, which the possessor pounced on Ed to the point he fell down on his back, who saw a girl with blonde hair, bucktooth, wearing a very preppy clothes on top of him. Guess who it is.

"Hiya Ed!" the blonde gave Ed a huge smile.

"HI MAY!" the knucklehead greeted back with a bigger smile.

"Did you read my text darling?" May then lift her body back up, along with Ed.

"Yeah, what movie did you find?"

"Oh it's a classic. It's Return of the Kung Fu Mutated Alien Zombies from Hell 5: The Carnage Will Rise Again in Space." May then quickly took out the DVD out of her bag.

"OH BOY OH BOY!" Ed chanted, overjoyed with adrenaline. "I wanted to see that movie!" He tried to reach his fingers to the DVD, but May pulled it away from his hands.

"Uh, uh, uh," May nodded her pointer finger. "Was there suppose to be a kiss?"

"Oh yeah, right," Ed then puckered his lips, as May leaned her cheek towards him.

"DOWN WITH THE POWER PLANT!" just when Ed was about to touch May's cheek, the two saw Blossom rattling a can filled with coins, while Jonny and Nazz was holding up a sign that says "Down With The Power Plant" in the back ground. Ed and May looked at each other for a moment, confused.

"Um, what are guys doing?" asked Double D.

"We are raising money to tear down that atrocious radioactive building," Blossom then points the can to Double D. "Ever since that damned Power Plant was built our environment has been polluted even more. They are killing our friends in the forest!"

"In other words, something I would not give a shit about," said Eddy before his face was smashed by Blossom's fist.

"Not only that, but everything else have changed too," Nazz joined the conversation. "Like the people here has changed almost drastically. Especially Kevin."

"Hmm, you have a point there Nazz," Double D nodded. "Few months ago, Kevin was part of the Honor Society, and was everybody's role model. But ever since that new Nuclear Power Plant was built, he and the whole Honor Society became…" Suddenly Double D was cut off when the group's ears were pierced by a loud obnoxious horn that came behind them. They immediately turned their eyes towards the source to see a group of bikers. Some of the guys are dressed in leather while the others were half naked, wearing pads like from Mad Max, with weird haircuts. The girls are just wearing dominatrix out fits. "Like That," Double D finished. Then all six of them caught their eyes on one of them that seemed to be the head. He was wearing black leather vest, with a spiky shoulder pad on his left shoulder. But the most striking part is that he had a familiar haircut. He had an orange hair are spiked up on the front of his head while the back of his was shaved. "Boy, who knew that Kevin would look ridiculous but threatening at the same time."

"Actually, who knew that those preppy honors became more threatening than you and your sisters," Eddy looked at May.

"Hiya Kevin," Jonny went up to the ridiculous looking biker. "You wanna donate some money to save the environment?"

"Yeah sure," Kevin gave Jonny a shit-eating grin. "I'll donate." He then snapped his finger, causing his gang to join him. Jonny started to sweat as dozens of smirks and laughter surrounds him. "But, if you buy our joints."

"But I don't smoke," stuttered Jonny.

"You want us to donate, don't you," one of Kevin's groupies stuck a machete up his face.

"Yeah if we help, you help," another stuck her revolver down to Jonny's crotch.

"Hey leave my man alone!" Blossom rushed to aid Jonny. But few seconds later, both Blossom and Jonny was thrown into a garbage can.

"DORKS!" Kevin laughed as he and his gang stepped inside the school, pushing away anyone who is in their way.

"Oh my," Double D went over to the two to help.

"Oh what happen to you Kevin?" sighed Nazz, her face was becoming grief the more she stared at Kevin.

"Yeah he's even worst then he was," said Eddy, entering the school. "Come on Ed." Ed then followed Eddy, after he kissed May by the cheeks.

"See ya later May," he called as May blew a kiss back.

"So Ed," Eddy turned his head. "Did you finally make it into the next step?"

"What's that Eddy?" Ed replied.

"Did you and May… you know… got all bonded?"

"You mean did I gave her a hug Eddy?"

"No! I mean like the old… you know, in and out, in and out?"

"No clue Eddy," Ed scratches his head.

"Did you bang her yet Ed?" said Eddy with an agitated one.

"Uh Eddy what do you mean by banging her? Do you mean like knocking on her like a door, or like a drum?"

"DID YOU FUCK HER?" Eddy exploded.

"WHA," Ed widened his eyes. "Eddy that's dirty."

"So you're still a virgin?"

"Yeah Eddy, why?"

"Ed, you need to make a move before it's too late."

"Why?"

"Because being a virgin sucks, Ed. You need to wreck her before you lose her Ed. She could be your only chance of losing your virginity."

"But Eddy I'm scared to make the first move."

" Ah don't worry about it, I'm pretty sure she's waiting for you to make the move."

"Really Eddy?"

"Yeah, you can trust your old pal Eddy, right?"

"You're right EDDY!"

"Fellows wait for me!" the two turned their heads to see Double D running after then.

"Ask Double D too Ed," Eddy grinned. "For him he lost his virginity by force."

"Wait, what are you two talking about?" asked Double D, catching his breath.