Our Father Kyuubi
Intro:
Tada! So very soon an update…for me anyway :P, I hope you like this chp as much as I do.
Now some replies to my reviewers:
Zohaku: hummmm I hadn't thought of that…that could work, arigato :)
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"Speaking"
"Sakura talking to Inner Sakura"
"Inner Sakura talking to Sakura"
Thinking
Jutsu
Warning: mild language
Half a Bell, Please – chapter 8
Recap:
"Well now I suggest you come at me like your trying to kill me, other wise you stand no chance," said Kakashi reaching out and placing his hand on the switch on the alarm clock. "Ready…GO!" yelled Kakashi pushing the button down causing the genin to disappear into the forest.
Story start:
Kakashi looked around and thought Well, well, their hiding skills aren't bad. Before he pulled out an orange book (manga, really) and began to read it.
…with Sakura…
Sakura was watching her sensei from the bushes, so she never saw them coming. Her green eyes widened as a hand clamped over her mouth.
"Shhh…" was whispered in her ear by her captor causing her to frown in confusion.
Her confusion doubled when another Sakura appeared and took up the position she had just vacated. She then felt herself be lifted, her captor has one hand on her mouth, and the other is wrapped around her waist to support her weight.
After a short trip her captor set her down and stepped away from her. Whirling around, Sakura meet the embarrassed face of Sasuke, and the amused one of Naruto who was beside her dark haired captor.
"Gomen…" said Sasuke doing a good impression of Sakura's hair.
Naruto held back a sinker and said, "Here's the deal Sakura-chan, we need your help."
Sakura blinked and asked, "How?"
Naruto smiled at her and asked, "What did Iruka-sensei call us right before lunch yesterday Sakura-chan?"
At Sakura's confused look Sasuke sighed and said, "Team seven."
Naruto nodded and said, "Hai, that's what he said, not Team Ki Uchiha Sasuke, or Team Ki Uzamaki Naruto, or Team Haruno Sakura."
Sakura blinked and said, "Oh…well what do you want me to do?"
Naruto grinned at her and said, "Okay Sakura-chan here's the plan…"
…back with Kakashi…
Having decided it was time to start ferreting out his genin hopefuls. Kakashi decided to go to the nearest one and get the ball rolling so to speak. He frowned as he watched her react to the genjutsu he had used on her.
"Okay that is so wrong. I mean come on!" Sakura exclaimed as Sasuke fell over dead in front of her.
Kakashi leaped down in front of Sakura and frowned at her. Sakura looked confused and asked, "What?...ohhhhh right."
And with that Sakura cleared her throat before screaming, "SASUKE-KUN! NOOOOO!" and fell over in a slump.
Kakashi blinked down at Sakura as confusion filled him at her antics. "Dobe…that was horrible," Sasuke said.
Kakashi's head snapped up and took in the fact that Sasuke and Naruto were standing in a tree right over him and not half a mile to his left as his senses told him they were.
Naruto scratched the back of his head and said, "So I don't do damsel in distress well…what did you expect?"
Sakura sat back up and crossing her arms over her chest and said, "Humph, how the heck am I supposed to fall for that? I mean come ON!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes and said, "Its called deception…"
Naruto chuckled and said, "I'm the loud flashy one, you're the sneaky deceptive one."
This caused Sasuke to chuckle as he and Naruto turned back to the now focused Kakashi. "Right, on to the job at hand!" yelled Sakura getting to her feet.
Turning she saluted Kakashi and said, "Later," before disappearing into the forest.
Naruto nodded as Sakura's chakra signature indicated that she was putting distance between herself and the three males of her team before turning back to Kakashi.
"For old time's sake?" asked Naruto with a smirk.
"Hai," replied Sasuke with a shadow of a grin on his face.
Kakashi cocked an eyebrow as Naruto lifted his hands up into a cross like shape and with a goofy grin Naruto said, "Kage bunshin no Jutsu!"
Kakashi raised an eyebrow as nine Naruto's appeared. "I think that should be enough," said Naruto still grinning.
"Oh?" asked Kakashi cocking his head to the side.
Clearing his throat the original Naruto pumped his fist into the air and said, "CHARGE!"
Kakashi blinked at the incoming mass of Naruto's before smirking and saying, "Now now cockiness isn't becoming," as he slammed his fist into one of the clones causing it to poof out of existence.
His eyes widened as he jumped back barley avoiding the Katon: goukakyuu no Jutsu Sasuke had launched at him under the cover of the smoke produced by the leaving of the clone.
This method was repeated several times by the genin with similar results. Kakashi snorted and shook his head after the last of the clones disappeared. Naruto and Sasuke were covered in sweat from their workout (Naruto attacked with his clones…he's singed from a stray Katon). "Tactics like those won't work," Kakashi said to the two.
Naruto gulped in air and looked at Sasuke before asking, "Charge?"
Sasuke nodded and said, "Hai."
Without another word the two boys attacked in sync, each filling the gaps left by the other as they fought their new sensei in hand to hand combat. Kakashi deafly blocked their attacks with ease when he heard jingling.
His visible eye widened as he looked down to find the bells gone. Blinking, Kakashi watched as Sakura jumped back to stand between Sasuke and Naruto who had withdrawn. Kakashi stared as Sakura (who should be one mile west from him) handed a bell to each of her teammates.
Naruto and Sasuke then proceeded to crack their bells in half, and each boy gave half of his bell to Sakura who accepted them. Naruto smiled at his shocked sensei before saying "Kakashi-sensei…YOU FAIL!" That was the last thing Kakashi saw as his world went black.
Kakashi groggily came to to find himself tied to a log. His eyes widened as he observed his team eating the bento's he had brought.
"Ah, good morning sensei!" said Naruto cheerfully as he noticed that Kakashi was awake.
"Nani?" questioned Kakashi in surprise as he realized he was bound with more then just normal ropes.
"Now now Kakashi-sensei. You have to take your punishment just like anyone else," Naruto said shaking his head sadly.
Kakashi raised an eyebrow in question and asked, "For what?"
"For letting the Kyuubi no Kitsune escape of course," said Naruto in exasperation. Kakashi's eyes widened as Naruto continued, "If you had been like ten minutes earlier you could have stopped it."
Sasuke rolled his eyes as he stood up and stretched. "You're not making any sense Naruto-kun," said Sakura in confusion.
Naruto blinked before saying, "Oh right, you still don't know do you? Okay so you know the whole Kyuubi no Kitsune story right?"
Nodding Sakura looked even more confused before Naruto spoke once more. "Well that is a lie, not the whole thing mind you. The Yondaime was indeed a great hero, but he was unable to defeat the Kyuubi no Kitsune."
"Wha?" questioned Sakura even more confused.
"You're just going to tell her?" questioned a shocked Kakashi.
"Eh? Well why not? Anyway instead of defeating it he sealed it into a new born, or more specifically yours truly," said Naruto causing Sakura's eyes to widen.
"But then, two months from now in the chuunin exams Sasuke-teme here got a hicky from Orochimaru which turned him into an emo freak…well a bigger emo freak then he was anyway," said Naruto.
Sasuke rolled his eyes as he reclined against one of the unused logs and his uninformed teammates listened in aw (horror more like) to the blond's tale.
"So there we were at the Valley of the End duking it out. Sasuke, having decided to go completely emo, plunged a Chidori, which you taught him…why didn't you ever teach me anything cool like that?" asked Naruto taking a breath.
"Anyway there he was with his hand in my chest and what does Kyuubi do? The baka fox uses the damn thing to free himself. Something about changing my DNA, cause my dad didn't want to get sealed in me 'cause that would tick off the Shinigami, and that would be a very bad thing to do." Naruto took another breath before continuing.
"So then I wake up, naked I might add, to find this naked dude standing over me. And guess who it is? That right folks it was none other than Kyuubi no Kitsune, the baddest of the bad, the giant demon fox that decimated Konoha, the ramen stand assistant, and let's not forget shall we my second, get that, SECOND father…what am I a dog?" At this point Naruto decided it was a good time to take another breath as the world was starting to spin.
"And then here comes Sasuke-teme, to finish me off. And guess what my dear old fuzz bucket of a dad does? That's right folks he electrocutes Sasuke and some how or other makes him his son too, so now we're like what one-third brothers?" Naruto asked looking at Sasuke.
Sasuke thought about it before nodding and saying, "That sounds about right."
"Right then, one third brothers, and now Sasuke is some how naked. Then guess who decides to show up ten minutes late Kakashi-sensei. TEN!" said Naruto huffing.
"And to top it all off our one-third sister then shows up, also naked, and she fights fuzzy, she loses, you get a nose bleed, she beats you up, and we find out we're technically one- third human, one-third fox demon, and one-third, get this, ANGEL!" said Naruto flopping back onto the ground.
"And then we went back one year in time. And so there you go we're like one year older the we should be…in spirit at least," Naruto finished.
Sakura had a blank look as her brain tried to process this information. Kakashi scowled and said, "How do I know your telling the truth?"
Sasuke looked at his sensei and uncrossing his arms looked at Kakashi. "Well, one: a normal genin has no chance of accomplishing what we did, two: you could just ask the Hokage since he knows, or three: I could do this," said Sasuke grabbing his right wrist with his left hand.
Kakashi's visible eye widened as chakra sparked to life around Sasuke's right hand and the young genin shouted, "CHIDORI!" as he charged forward.
The end:
HA! Bet you didn't see that one coming, why just go ahead and tell him?...because they're a team and teams should have a right to know if one of their members is a time traveling human/demon/angel lol I liked it what do you think?
Translations alphabetized for your continence:
Nani - what
Yondaime – fourth Hokage
Jutsu corner:
Kage bunshin no Jutsu – means Shadow Clone, A forbidden jutsu, that creates clones - which are not just plain illusions (like the normal bunshin no jutsu). Each clone is an exact replica of Naruto, capable of attacking. A direct hit causes the clone to disappear
Chidori – means One Thousand Birds, The user, gathers such a large concentration of chakra in the had, that it becomes visible. Pushing the limits of the body, the user charges forward, the chakra amount growing, as does the incredible speed. The chakra becomes so powerful, that it becomes similar to a blade, and is able to cut through near anything.
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From my beta Ataraninja: I loved Naruto's explanation. It was very excited, and it kinda had you written all over it. By the way, who is Sasuke charging at?
HNN: Kakashi…who else?
From my other beta Blue Bunny2: Right now she's having internet/laptop issues so I'm not sure when she'll be able to beta this one