Chapter 5

When the final bell rang and everybody starts to leave the school, Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy was waiting patiently in Ed's van for the Kankers. In the van Ed was sleeping on the driver's seat, while Double D was doing his homework in the passenger seat, and Eddy just laid on the water bed, smoking and reading Ed's comics. "Hey Double D, when do you think Lee and her sister will come?" yawned Eddy.

"Who knows Eddy," Double D answers. "You know what they say, beauty takes time."

"Whatever lover boy," Eddy then went back to his reading.

"Oh and Eddy," Double D turned his body over the seat. "Can you stop smoking? The smell really bothers me."

"Then open the window if you don't like it."

"I did. But I can still smell it."

"Well tough tiddly winks," Eddy puffed out a smoke. "I need my smoke ok."

The blue haired tomboy then shoved "Well suck it somewhere else," Eddy's face into the waterbed. When she pulls out her hand she took his cigarette and flicked it out of the van. "We're here Double D." Her sisters then accompanied her.

"Marie," Lee called out. "If you touch my man like that, I'll rip your tonsils out."

"Whatever Lee" Marie then got on the water bed, behind Double D, while Lee laid next to Eddy, and May snuck behind Ed. May then Bent over her sleeping boyfriend, adoring his sleepy face.

"Wakey wakey sleepy Ed!" May tickles his neck, but it didn't affect him. May then knocked on his head like door, Ed kept sleeping. But May came up with an idea as she looked under the waterbed. Once she got back up, she was holding out a moldy gravy cake right in front of Ed's face. Soon enough Ed's nose started wiggling and his nose hole became wide. His mouth then gapes open as his tongue was dripping with saliva, and his eyes popped open with glee.

"GRAVY CAKE!" he slammed his face on May's hands. Once he finished his gravy cake, he soon realized that everyone is in the van. "Is everyone buckled up!" he chanted.

"Ed, you mono-brow," Eddy then pinched his skin that's in between his eyes. "Only you and Double D's seats have seat belts."

"Oh yeah," Ed twisted his key causing the engine to combust. As the engine roars, Ed proceeds to drive his van out of the school grounds. "Wait is it illegal if you guys don't wear seat belts?"

"Just drive Ed," suddenly the van hits a bump, causing everyone, but Ed and Double D, to slam on the ceiling and back on the floor, missing the waterbed. After a few minutes on the in the van, with several bumpy roads, the gang finally drove in to Ed's driveway.

"Since when did the road back home had that many bumps?" Marie cracked her back. Marie then saw Lee dragging Eddy out of the van, who hit his head to many times giving him a headache.

"Oooooh, my head," Eddy moaned, holding his forehead.

"Get a hold of yourself sweetie," Lee then drops him on the ground, while May pulled out Ed from the back like pulling a string of a party cracker.

"Come on Big Ed," May then takes her bag. "Lets go eat something before we watch our movie."

"GRAVIES FOR EVERYONE!" Ed then took May's hand and crashes into his front door.

"Well shall we join them?" Double D closed the van door, slowly reaching his hand to Marie, who gladly grasped his hand.

"Come on big man," Lee lifted Eddy up on his feet. "Lets get yourself a drink or something." The four of them followed Ed and May into the house. In the house, the four saw Ed and May taking out snacks, drinks, and shit load of gravy mixes. "My god Ed. How many boxes of Gravy mixes do you keep in your house?"

"I still have my bath tub, that's still filled with gravy," Ed handed out a glass cup of gravy to everyone. May and Ed gave each other a toast and drank there gravy, while the other's just gave a toast and dumps the gravy out. "Gravy cakes anyone?" Ed flashed his jacket to show everyone his gravy cakes, which is hanging on his coat.

"Ed do you got any real food around here," Eddy and Marie were already ravaging through the kitchen, looking for something edible.

"I found some chips!" Marie raises a multiple bags of sliced potatoes.

"Marie," Double D went up to her. "Have some manners. Ask before you act."

"You sound like our mom when she's sober," Marie proceeds to take the chips.

"Hey I found some pops too," Eddy was dangling at least a dozen cans of Coca Cola on his hands.

"Eddy…" Double D gave him a stern look.

"Ah it's ok Double D," Ed then grabbed more gravy from the fridge. "Now let's start the movie!" Everyone then followed Ed down to his room. As they moved into Ed's room, Ed immediately rushed to his DVD player with May carrying the movie, while Double D and Marie laid down the snacks and beverages, and Eddy and Lee just planted there butts on the floor, looking through Ed's stuff. As Ed starts up the DVD player, May took out the disc from the case, and places it in the drive.