Chapter 6

"Look out! It's the Return of the Kung Fu Mutated Alien Zombies from Hell 5: The Carnage Will Rise Again in Space!" The TV screamed as everyone chewed on their snacks, and drank their beverages. "We are going to die Mark! We're all gonna die!"

"This movie is very absurd," Double D said to Marie, who wasn't paying any attention to the TV but her pockets. "Uh Marie?"

"Hey Marie," Lee whispers to her. "What's your plan on getting those two to fuck?"

"Yeah," Eddy whispers, staring at Ed and May, who was very focused on the movie. "What are you gonna do?"

"We use this!" she then takes out the orange pot from her jacket pocket.

"The fuck?" Lee almost raised her voice. "Marie I thought I told you to stop smoking that shit or I'll send you to a rehab in Lemon Brook."

"Oh that place sucks," whispers Marie. " That place only serves hospital food. But Lee I don't smoke these at all."

"Then why the hell do you have them?"

"I stole these from one Kevin's shitty groupies after he got his ass kicked by Hailey's brother."

"So what are you gonna do with this?" Eddy snaggs the weed.

"We're going to make Ed and May smoke this, so they both can fuck."

"Oh hell no," Lee snatches the weed. "You are not going get May high."

"Well how else are we gonna get them horny? Do we have to use meth or heroin?"

"She's got a point," Eddy then takes out his lighter.

"Either way I agree with Lee you two," Double D then takes the weed away from Marie. "There is more healthier way than, using such substances to have entercource."

"Is that a stick of Cheetos?" May abruptly took the stick of pot from Double D. "Hey Big Ed it's a stick of extra large Cheeto!" Ed twisted his head towards May, to see his eyes connecting to the orange stick.

"Oooh Cheetos!" Ed gave her a big grin, that almost looks like a glasgow smile. May immediately splits the weed in half, without questioning how soft it was.

"Uh May," Double D tried to intercept, but everyones eyes grew when they threw the damn pot in there mouth, chewing it, and finally slipped them down there throats.

"That cheeto tasted weird don't you think?" said Ed.

"Yeah, it tasted like radioactive pot, or something disgusting like that," responded May, ironically.

"May," Lee then grasped both of her sister's shoulder. "Do you feel anything strange?"

"No," May looked a bit concerned. "Why?"

"Cause Marie's Boyfriend fed you a stick of pot." May's eyes grew wide, as she reached for Ed's hand.

"Well, technically she took it from my hand and assumed that it was…"

"Is it bad?" May cut off Double D. "Are we gonna die?" Ed's grin then immediately became a stunned frown.

"OH NO!" Ed panicked. "DOUBLE D POISONED ME!"

"No mono-brow," Eddy smacked Ed by the head. "Its just weed. Not venom or some poisonous shit like that."

"Are we gonna turn into a Kung Fu Mutated Alien Zombies from Hell, Eddy?"

"Doubtful," Double D stepped in again. "Now, you two may feel some side effects from the plant eventually. But effect on marijuana is temporary, so you should be fine by tomorrow morning." The two gave out a sigh of relief, knowing that they won't turn into a kung fu zombie alien or something like that.

Later that night when gang finished the movie, they all decided to sleep over because they were up extremely late. Once they all agreed Marie told Ed and May that they can stay in there room while the rest would find a room for themselves.

"Goodnight everybody!" Ed called out as he closes his door.

"Marie," Double D then bumps Marie's arm. "Why did you told them that we would find ourselves a different room? We all could've stayed in one room."

"Yeah it's big enough for all of us," said Eddy.

"Hey how can we all stay in one room, while those two are having sex?" Marie grinned. Everyone looked at Marie, realizing that she was planning this.

"What are thinking Marie," Lee got up to her. "Are you gonna use any ropes?"

"For fuck sakes, I only did that once! Why do everyone keep bringing that shit up?"

"Cause it's you," Eddy made a wiseass remark. Marie decided to ignore Eddy.

"Now if you guys wanna be part of this then follow me," with a moment to think, they evidently followed Marie.

Meanwhile as Ed and May are alone in Ed's room, May was preparing to make their bed for two, while Ed was in the bathroom. As she lays down an extra pillow on Ed's bed she imagined herself being with Ed forever in the future. "I would love that," said May, taking a blanket out of Ed's closet. But suddenly when May sat on Ed's bed, she felt her body become very hot very abruptly. "What the? Why do I feel so hot?" Then she realizes that her hands are crawling all over herself. She also notices that her breathing became very harsh, as she became hotter and hotter. During this, Ed finishes business in the toilet but he was feeling a little weird, like something was spreading inside him.

"I wonder if I shouldn't have drank that much gravy and soda?" he looked inside the mirror. Just when his eyes connected to his reflection, in a blink of an eye, he saw a horrific self-imagery for a sec. He saw himself as a creature with gray skin, with four eyes, and horns and spikes were on his head. Though that image made him pounce back he can't help himself noticing something nostalgic, as if he seen that kind of image before. Like back when he was in Junior High. But what he's about to witness will get his mind off of everything, as he reaches his hand to the door knob to his room. "Hey ah May," Ed twists the knob. "Do you feel weird in the stomach?" As soon as he opened that door, his eyes grew in an unnatural size.

"Look I am one hundred percent sure this will make them horny as hell," Marie then slams the door to the stairs.

"Marie I don't think making them watch porn would work," Double D held onto Marie's arm, as he tried to pull her away from Ed's room. "You must think twice!"

"Oh please Double D. This worked with Lee and Eddy when they want to fuck."

"Surprisingly it does work for us," Eddy gave Lee a grin.

"Yeah that was a great night, wasn't it?" Lee gave Eddy a smirk.

"But I highly doubt Ed or May would be stimulated by a pornographic film," Double D still argues. "We must think of something else then this."

"Oh come on Double D," Marie then stretches her hands to Ed's door. "Let's at least give it a try…" Marie's face became stunned when she gave a peek through Ed's room. "Holy shit…"

"What?" Eddy got up to the door. "What's happening?" Eddy then looked above of Marie, peeking through the door, witnessing something unbelievable.

"What?" Lee got under them, as she froze in sight.

"Ok what's going…" Double D also froze when he saw what the rest is seeing. What they saw was, Ed and May having sex. "Oh my…"

"Finally," Lee whispers.

"My god, Ed is getting it on," Eddy commented.

"Yeah, May is getting… Oh what the fuck!" Everyone then quickly pulled their heads out of the sight, as they have witnessed something that was thought not humanly possible. "Let's get the hell out of here and call it a night."

"Yeah," Double D agreed. "And try to erase that horrific vision as much as possible." They all nodded, and snuck back upstairs.