A/N: So, first chapter that's all me! Hope you like it~

Chapter 3

Kurt stared at the group. "There is no way that's true."

"But it is!" The… pony… introduced as Pinkie Pie exclaimed. He sighed. This was not how he had imagined his night going.

"Actually," Twilight Sparkle, who seemed to be to leader of the group, said, "We can prove it. I contacted Princess Celestia through Spike before the explanation, and she's fine with opening the portal to show him, as long as it doesn't take too long."

"That is a very good idea," said Rarity as she made sure her hair was in perfect order. Kurt had a feeling he was going to like her.

That said, there was a giant swirly… thing… on the other side of the living room, which was furnished rather nicely considering that he suspected none of the seven friends had set foot in it before. The giant swirly thing, which was probably the portal Twilight had proposed, suddenly had some sort of regal looking unicorn pegasus hybrid in the middle. "Hello, girls, Spike. And I believe your name is Kurt?"

He blinked. Nodded. Turned to the group of newly made humans. "Okay," he said faintly. "I believe you."

This was definitely not how he had imagined his night going.

Pinkie wanted to giggle at Kurt's expression. It was so silly! But she held herself back. Kurt was her friend, despite the short time she had known him, and she never laughed at her friends. Never. Oh! Since Kurt was her new friend, she could throw a party for him!

She was very glad she had brought her party cannon.

Kurt snapped back to the present when he heard the unicorn pegasus hybrid chuckle. "Oh, I haven't introduced myself, have I? I am Princess Celestia, I rule over the land of Equestria with my sister Princess Luna." He nodded. "Pleased to meet you. I'm Kurt Hummel, the only openly gay kid at my high school." It was as much an introduction as a test. He had learned quickly that throwing his sexuality in people's faces gave him the most accurate response. He was pleasantly surprised.

"It is very nice to meet you, Kurt Hummel." Huh. Usually even the most "accepting" of people gave pause, but this Princess Celestia didn't even blink. He was liking her more and more.

A thought occurred to him. "Are those their only clothes?" The Princess smiled. "Yes. I was hoping they could find more clothes that fit this world when they got here. Do you think you could help with that?" He raised an eyebrow. "If they had the money for it, I could find them each a new wardrobe." Celestia gave him a knowing smile. "They do. I'll leave it to you then. Good luck, girls, Spike, Kurt."

As the Princess left and the portal closed, Kurt looked over the girls one by one. Twilight, with her gothic colored hair and darker skin tone, would probably be the most comfortable in a modest Japanese style school uniform. She could just wear jeans and a t-shirt, but the diva in Kurt just wouldn't let that happen. She was somewhere in the middle of the group where height was concerned, so that wouldn't be a problem, and from what he could see she was probably a B-cup. Moving on, then.

Fluttershy was the tallest by a few inches. That coupled with her obviously shy demeanor would make her a little harder to shop for, but he imagined that her outfits would mostly consist of long skirts and sweaters.

Applejack would probably be the easiest to shop for. With her accent and tanned skin, she could easily pull off country clothes. As the second tallest, though it was hard to tell between her and Rainbow Dash, she wouldn't be wearing any heels, though he doubted she would have wanted to anyway.

Rainbow Dash was obviously a jock. Lucky for her she had smaller breasts that wouldn't impede her movement. He would get her tank tops, sweat pants, and a jersey, but he would also get her some more stylish things to wear. Even if no one knew he was responsible for their clothing, he would make sure it was up to his standards.

Rarity was about Twilight's height, maybe half an inch shorter. He could tell her outfits would be elegant, and maybe just a little daring. Probably a lot of heels, and definitely jewelry. He would make sure it wasn't gaudy.

Pinkie was the shortest by a few inches, but she was also somewhere around a C-cup or D-cup so she would most likely be referred to as "fun-sized" by quite a few males of the high school populous. The hardest thing to work around would be her hair- it wasn't completely wild, but it had quite some volume and it reached to the small of her back. She would probably like suspenders.

Spike, though, would be tough. As much as he knew about fashion, it wouldn't really apply. Spike looked about twelve or thirteen but Kurt doubted he would want to wear the styles of clothes available for that age group. he'd probably just end up giving him some nice jeans, khakis, and let the dragon-turned-human have free reign on the shirts.

Today was Friday, and as tomorrow was Saturday, there was definitely enough time for all the trying-on he had in mind.

"Tomorrow morning," he said with a grin, "We're going shopping."

A/N: Sorry about the long descriptions, but that was where the plot bunny told me to go. If you want to see pictures of the human ponies, here are some links (and keep in mind these are most definitely not mine):

Pinkie Pie: www. fanpop clubs/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/images/33 520412/title/pinkie-pie-photo

Rainbow Dash: www. fanpop clubs/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/images/31 517466/title/human-rainbow-dash-photo

Aaagh. Okay, those were all I could find, but tell me if you really want me to find a certain humanified pony for you. Cheers!