AN: I know it's been a long time, but my inspiration's been kind of low. So a huge thanks to gracie789, for giving me the idea for this song. I'm still looking for inspiration to new songs, so if you have any requests let me know, and I promise I will try to do it.

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Glad to offer my help

Mel. Poor unfortunate souls (The little Mermaid)

Lady Catherine:

In this parish you will always see them fussing

Always looking for advice on how to act

They don't dare to come and ask

So I undertake the task

Of telling them what they should do, in fact

Each day

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And I fortunately have abundant knowledge

You will never meet one with a better taste

So you better listen well

I advise you and I tell

That not following it would be such a waste

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Glad to offer my help

When they're in need

One is looking for a living

One is seeking for a maid

And I will tell them

What to do

Glad to offer my help

In any way

Nothing is beyond my notice

My opinion is professed

When I tell them

What to do