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BPOV
Our first class was Biology, with Mr. Banner. By some strange stroke of luck, we all shared this particular lesson. All six of us. We, unfortunately, were forced to introduce ourselves to the rest of the class. Even less fortunately, Mike Newton was also in this class. Emmett seemed to be in his element as he stood in front of the human children, as was Rosalie. Alice didn't seem to particularly mind either way. However, jasper was like me. In that he seemed completely uncomfortable being the centre of attention. I wasn't certain of how Edward felt about the matter. 'Well, I'm Emmett. And this is my beautiful girlfriend, Rosalie.' Emmett, of course. He gave a bow and Rosalie actually curtsied. I don't think that anyone actually noticed these strange gestures. They were too star struck by their inhuman beauty. 'I'm Alice and this is my boyfriend, Jasper.' Jasper held onto Alice possessively as he glared at the human males. He could certainly feel the lust rolling off of them. Even I could feel it in the air; it was almost a palpable thing. I really did not want to have to introduce myself. Fortunately, Edward sensed this and insured that I would not have to. He slid his arm around my waist and looked Mike Newton right in the eye as he said in his velvety voice, 'Hello, my name is Edward.' A collective sigh went through the room at the sound of Edward's voice, originating mostly from the females, but not completely. For some reason, this bothered me. He continued, 'And this is my girlfriend, Bella Swan.' Disappointment filled the room as the students realised that not even one of us was 'available'.
When Edward had finished speaking, Mr. Banner asked if anyone had any questions. Luckily, no one raised their hands. We hurried to our seats. I sat down next to Edward and he kept his arm around my shoulders. That was new. The rest of the day was much the same. Teachers forcing us to introduce ourselves and suffering through lessons about subjects that we had learned off by heart many decades beforehand. It was extremely monotonous. What was different, however, was that Edward was very careful to touch me as much as possible. I mean, we had pretended to be together many times before. But he had never put in as much effort to convince the humans before. He even went so far as to kiss me at lunch time. It wasn't a big thing, just a gesture to tell the males to 'stay away', or so he said. Of course, this caused Emmett to catcall. He wouldn't shut up. Sometimes, I swear, I'd love to just punch him. But you can't stay mad at Emmett for long. He's like an overly muscled teddy bear.
We arrived home from our first day and I felt completely mentally drained. I simply collapsed onto a chair and groaned. Edward's face contorted as I did so. The reason for this I could not fathom. (A/N: heehee, dirty.) No matter, humans were tiresome.
'Hey everyone!' boomed Emmett. 'Let's play truth or dare!' Was he serious? How old were we? Twelve?
'Come on, Bella. It'll be fun!' Edward? Did Edward seriously just say that? Apparently. He grabbed my hand and we all sat down in a circle. Emmett spun the bottle first, since it was his idea. And it shut him up. Which wasn't a mean feat. Why was I the only one who was objecting to this? Where was Rosalie's usual cynicism? She was laughing and smiling. What the hell was going on? And Edward, usually he would hate playing something like this. Was I in cookoo land, or something? I think that I might have been.
The bottle first landed on Alice. Oh, no. What would Emmett do to her? He giggled gleefully. All the while sounding like a thirteen year old girl meeting her celebrity pretty-boy crush. There was an abject look of horror on her face. She had seen what was in store for her. Emmett ran into the kitchen and came back with something behind his back. 'Alice,' he began, 'I dare you to….. EAT PIZZA!' Yuck! Poor Alice.
She chocked down the disgusting substance, retching all the while. As she did this, she glared daggers at Emmett who was watching in utter glee and relish. Foolish Emmett, Alice would get him back for that.
Alice spun the bottle and it landed on…..Edward! Her mouth curved into a mischievous smirk. Uh oh. I looked at Edward, but his expression was unreadable. He knew what was in store for him, and I was sure it was going to be bad. Alice said, 'So Edward, truth or dare?' It sounded as if neither was better than the other and Edward was attempting to decipher which was the lesser of the two evils. Finally, he said, 'I choose. Dare.'
'Okay,' Alice said, 'Dare it is then. But I must warn you. I won't go easy on you. Your dare is going to be embarrassing for you and extremely amusing for us.'
'I wouldn't expect anything less, Alice. Besides, I already know what you will have me do.' Edward replied with a defeated sigh. 'Well,' she said. 'I'm still saying it out loud, for everyone else's benefit.' Yeah, right. She clapped her hands together in glee. 'Edward, I dare you to sing in front of us all. But that's not all; I'm going to give you a makeover first. The song you will be singing for us all is a surprise.' Oh, no. poor Edward. Alice took a hold of his shirt and dragged him up the stairs.
Two minutes later, Alice was back in the room, but there was no sign of Edward. She darkened the room and shone a spotlight on a small area at the top of the room. Where she got it I'll never know. She suddenly stood up and began to speak, 'Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I now present to you Elizabeth, performing 'Girls just want to have fun' by Cyndi Lauper.' The opening of the song began to play and Edward suddenly appeared on the makeshift stage. He was dressed in a blue-sparkly dress and blue high heels. His make-up was done perfectly. His messy auburn curls had been straightened. On his face, he wore a perpetual scowl. Poor, poor, poor Edward! 'I hate this, Alice. I WILL get you back for this. Mark my words!'
'Hush now, Elizabeth. You still have to sing for us.'
So Edward began and even though I felt completely sorry for him, I couldn't help laughing just a bit. It WAS funny.
I come home in the morning light,
My mother says "When you gonna live your life right?"
Oh,mother,dear,
We're not the fortunate ones,
And girls,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh, girls,
Just wanna have fun.
The phone rings in the middle of the night,
My father yells "What you gonna do with your life?"
Oh,daddy,dear,
You know you're still number one,
But girls,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh,girls,just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fun....
When the working day is done,
Oh,girls,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have fun....
Girls,
They want,
Wanna have fun.
Girls,
wanna have
Some boys take a beautiful girl,
And hide her away from the rest of the world.
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun.
Oh, girls,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh, girls,
Just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fun....
When the working day is done,
Oh, girls,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh, girls,
Just wanna have fun...
Girls,
They want,
Wanna have fun.
Girls,
Wanna have.
They just wanna,
They just wanna.....
They just wanna,
(Oh....)
They just wanna.....
(Girls just wanna have fun...)
Oh...
Girls just wanna have fu-un...
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Oh...)
They just wanna...
(They just wanna have fun...)
Girls just wanna have fu-un...
When the workin',
When the working day is done.
Oh, when the working day is done,
Oh, girls...
Girls,
Just wanna have fu-un...
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
They just wanna;
They just wanna have fun...
Girls just wanna have fu-un..
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Have fun...)
They just wanna,
(Girls wanna have fun)
They just wanna....
Oh, girls...
(Wanna have fun....)
Girls just wanna have fu-un.
When the workin',
When the working day is done.
Oh, when the working day is done,
Oh, girls,
Girls just wanna have fu-un.
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Oh, girls...)
They just wanna,
(Have fun....)
Oh, girls...
Girls just wanna have fu-un
They just wanna,
They just wanna...
When the working day is done...
By the end of the song, we were all rolling around on the floor laughing. 'You go girl!' shouted Emmett through guffaws. 'I'm going to go get this crap off!' he growled and stormed off. Now I felt bad. I decided to go after him to apologise for laughing at his pain. I rushed up the stairs and entered his room to say sorry. When I opened the door, my mouth opened but no sound came out. This was because Edward was standing in front of me in nothing but his underwear with his hair all mussed up. Holy shit! 'Oh, hey Bella.' He said. 'What are you doing up here?'
'Umm,' I said intelligently. It was difficult to get the words out. 'I uhh just came up to uhh umm uhh ….'
'Are you alright, Bella?' he asked concernedly. I continued to stutter as I looked up and down his almost naked body. Oh, god. Is it hot in here? Edward, unfortunately, noticed in which direction my gaze had begun to wander and a smirk crept onto his face.
He pressed his body against mine and pushed me up against the wall. 'What's wrong, Bella?' he questioned teasingly. He placed his arms over my head, essentially trapping me against the wall. 'Edward, what are you doing?' I asked breathlessly. 'Edward, Bella, come on. The game's not over yet.' A voice sounded from downstairs. 'Come on then, Bella. Let's go get revenge on them for forcing me to dress up as a woman and sing 'Girls just want to have fun'. Then he pulled away from me, pulled on a shirt and pants and left the room. What in God's name just happened?
I followed Edward downstairs and sat down. I looked around the circle and when my gaze fell on Jasper, I found him smirking superiorly at me. Stupid empath! Edward spun the bottle and rubbed his hands together. He wanted revenge and I sure as hell did not want to be the person on which it landed. Besides, had he not already gotten his revenge on me? By confusing me beyond comprehension? Or was that unintentional? Ugh, so many questions, so little answers!
The bottle spun. And spun. And spun. Then, it landed on, Alice! She gulped loudly. No doubt she had seen what was in store for her. 'So, Alice. Truth or dare?' At that precise moment, Edward sounded positively villainous. What was weird though, was that, I liked it. Again. Jasper. Smirking. I repeat: stupid empath! 'Dare.' Alice answered through gritted teeth. Edward's truth must have been extremely horrendous. Because his dare would no doubt be horrific. 'So, you obviously know what's in store for you, Alice. But, to quote you, ''I'm still saying it out loud, for everyone else's benefit.'' Anyway, I dare you to destroy every item of clothing that you own and cut up your credit cards.' Oh my God! Pure evil! But again, I like it. What is wrong with me?! 'Time to begin Alice, I'll start the fire!' Edward was grinning from ear to ear. 'Revenge is sweet!' was practically written across his forehead. Alice was dry-sobbing as she destroyed her precious clothes. When it came to her credit-cards, she could no longer bear it and fell to the floor in a heap. Edward seemed to take pity on her; he had gotten his revenge and couldn't stand seeing his sister in so much pain. 'Come on sis, get up. You don't have to cut up you cards. As long as you promise to never force me to wear a dress again, okay?'
'Yes, I promise! Thank you, Edward! Thank you!'
Well, that was dramatic. Edward came and sat back down beside me. He draped his arm casually across my shoulders and I couldn't help but lean into him. Alice spun the bottle again and it landed on Rosalie. But apparently, that was only to decide who would spin it next, since Alice had already given Edward a dare. So Rosalie spun the bottle again. Around and around it went. And it landed on. Me. Yey. 'Truth!' I blurted out before I could be convinced otherwise. Who knew what Rosalie would dare me to do?!
An evil smirk twisted Rosalie's lovely features. Oh no, I thought, oh no! What was she going to ask me? 'So Bella,' she began, 'how do you really feel about Edward? And remember, you have to tell the truth.' Have you ever felt like a deer caught in headlights, because that is exactly how I felt at that precise moment. 'Uh, no! I choose uh dare! Yeah, that's right.'
'Okay, Bella.' She agreed. 'If that's what you wish. I dare you to kiss Edward for ten minutes straight, without stopping.' What? Was she serious? I couldn't back out though. It wasn't even that bad of a dare. It was just a kiss. This was the mantra that I kept repeating to myself in preparation. Just a kiss. Just a kiss. Just a kiss. Just a.. 'Would you come on already?' Rosalie. 'The prospect of kissing him that bad, eh?' Emmett, of course. Suddenly, Edward was on top of me, and his lips were attached to mine. He began kissing me feverishly and my lips started moving of their own accord. My hands rose and knotted themselves in his hair. I felt his hands at my sides, rubbing through the material of my t-shirt. Suddenly, I felt his tongue slide into my mouth and I am ashamed to admit that I let out a moan of pleasure. I felt him groan as he pressed harder against me. I pulled myself as tightly to him as physically possible. 'And time!' a voice broke me out of my reverie. Edward pulled away looking as stunned as I felt. Everyone stared at us in silence with their mouths open. 'What?' I asked 'It was a dare. I did it. Over and done with. Now let's get on with the game.' Then I spun the bottle again.
I know, I know! I'm sorry about Edward's dare. Please don't kill me. You got a kiss! Did you like it? Let me know! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!
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Kate