Ganondorf was just walking in the park, whistling a happy tune. Just then, a kid ran up to him with a piece of paper and a pen, "can i get your autograph?" The little boy asked excitedly while holding up the pen and paper to Ganondorf.
Ganondorf stopped walking a raised an eyebrow, huh, he never wrote an autograph once in his life. He shrugged, why not?
"Sure, little boy." Ganondorf said while picking up the pen and paper. He scribbled his name on the paper and handed it to the kid, the boy looked at the paper with excitement on his face, then it drooped into a frown, "I thought you were the Green Lantern." The little boy said as he walked away slowly, "I don't even know who Ganondork is…"
"H-hey!" Ganondorf yelled at the fleeting child, "Its GanonDORF not Ganondor- AND HOW COULD YOU MISTAKEN ME FOR THE GREEN LANTERN?!" He finished screaming and shot a bolt of purple lightning at the little boy.
Lust then, the real Green Lantern swooped in and said, "That's no way to treat one of my fans!" and then conjured up a giant green fist and punched Ganondorf, sending him high into the sky.
The Green Lantern turned to the audience, "Hey kids! Stay in school and don't do drugs!" and then flew away...