Midna, (who was some how brought back) was sitting on the couch of the smash mansion in her impish form.
By her sides was a bag of Frito Lay chips and a large chocolate milkshake, She was literally LOLing her guts out from watching the failed Legend of Zelda cartoon. Ganondorf, Zelda, And Link came into the room.
"This show is hilarious," Midna said, not taking her eyes off the TV, "Ganondorf looks like a pig, Zelda is this bossy blonde, and Link keeps trying to kiss Zelda! Bwa ha ha!" she finished laughing and then took a sip of milkshake.
Zelda, Link and Ganondorf all exchange looks, then they gave a nod.
The three characters lifted up the couch, "H-hey! what're you doing?!" Midna said. Ganondorf, Link and Zelda continued to carry the couch, when they got to the river, they put the couch in the river, Midna was furious, "Y-you'll pay for this! I have an army of fans at my disposal! Hey! Are you listening to me?!" She started to flow down the river…
CUTSCENE
Ganondorf, Zelda and Link were just chilling out on the smash mansion lawn. But just then, there was a loud rumbling sound, like a tremor. In the horizon, there was a large group of teenagers holding up signs saying, "BRING MIDNA BACK!" and was heading right towards the three.
Midna was riding on one of the front teenagers like a horse, "Come my army! Destroy them!" And the teenagers trampled and whack Ganondorf, Zelda, And Link with they're signs, and rid into the sunset.
"Funny," Said Ganondorf, who was flat as a pan cake, "I didn't say a word in this chapter."
"Hilarious." Zelda and Link both said.
Now, i don't DONT like Midna, no way, She's cool. So all i'm saying is i'm not against her. PEACE!