Ganondorf landed his giant butt onto Ness's bed, story book in hand.
"Wead me a stowy! Wead me a stowy!" Ness, the baby he is, kept demanding. Ganondorf shouted back, "I have the story book right here! Keep your diaper on!" it was Ganondorf's turn to read Ness a story. Ganondorf opened up the book, and read, "Once upon a time, there was this chick named Cinderella. She was abused by her step mother and tease by her elephant butted step sisters. There was this big ball coming up and everyone is going but her, When her family left this fairy lady thing appeared and transformed her into this pretty dress thing and all that crap, and transported her to the ball and she had a heck of a time. She found the prince, did the Harlem Shake with him but then it was 12:00 and she had to go. She ran out of the door but then she lost a slipper on the stairs and THE NEXT DAY the prince found her with the slipper and the got married and had 5000 babies. THE END." Ganondorf slammed the book shut and got up.
"W-wait!" Ness cried, "Dat wasn't the rite stowy!" Ganondorf turned when he was in the door way, "I DONT CARE." And left a tantrum-ing Ness.