Ganondorf was just sitting at the kitchen counter eating some cheese puffs. But just then…
What if Ganondorf was the good guy?
Just then the universe rebooted and Ganondorf was wearing a Link costume, "Oh, Crap! The author is having 'what if' thoughts again!"
Link in a Ganondorf costume swooped down from the ceiling and said, "It is i, Link! I will destroy you Ganondorf!" and he drew the master sword.
What if Samus beat up Ganondorf for trying on her suit?
Ganondorf was in a dark alley repeatedly getting beat up by Samus, "This'll teach you to lay off my property!"
What if Sonic was a GIRL? And got married to GANONDORF?
Ganondorf was sitting on a couch and right next to him was his wife, Sonja. A bunch of hyperactive hedgehog-gerudo transfusion children were running around the house and completely trashing it. Sonja turned to Ganondorf with a disgusted glance, "I knew i should've listened to mother and married someone else."
What if Ganondorf was in the NFL?
Ganondorf was in the middle of a football field in a football uniform, "Hey, this 'what if' isn't so bad." He said. Just then the ball was tossed to him, and a bunch of football players tackled Ganondorf.
Ganondorf just let out sigh as he was carried to the emergency room.