Ganondorf was just hanging out on the television room of the Smash mansion, sipping a beer. But then, all of a sudden Ike came parading in wearing nothing but boxer shorts.
"Why are you wearing that?!" Asked the King of Thieves, Ike simply replied, "It's Friday!"
"This sense made no chapter!" Yelled Ganondorf, and tackled the mercenary.
Just then, Zant came out from under the couch Ganondorf was sitting on, looked around, and ran off giggling like a school girl.