Greetings mortals! Now, before the bullshitfest starts once more, I have just one thing to say... DAMN! The response to the first chapter was awesome mortals... and now, because I am a woman of my word and nice mortals left me reviews, I bring you Bullshit chapter, #2. This was prompted by a guest who's name I do not know, and his/her prompt was as follows.

could you write a story about beca losing a bet and having to sing a song that no one would expect her to know to let those that she likes know she likes them and make it a triple treble please. I don't care how they get her to do this but being a little drunk would probably be the easiest way in my mind.

Well my lovely guest, you were the first to leave a prompt, and your wish is my command. Time to enter the bullshit-iverse.

BTW, cuz I forgot last time, I own nothing... Obviously.

Pairing: Triple Treble

Category: drunken, slightly lewd Humor

Rating: T

Beca was drunk right now. Like really, really drunk. The world kept fucking moving, and she could barely string a coherent thought together. Also, walking was very difficult right. It felt like she had two left feet, and she was trying to walk on a fucking tightrope. As she slammed into another wall, Beca cursed. Fucking hell, why did she take those shots from Amy? What the hell had that damn Aussie even put in them? Fuck, she'd only had two, and she was already stumbling around like a freshman at her first party. Alright, so she was a freshman, but this was SO not her first party. She was a ducking club DJ. She knew how to party. But Bella's bonding night? Whole fucking new level of party.

Stumbling through the flat, Beca did her best not to slam into everyone or everything... Which she was failing miserably at. Pushing past CR and Stacie, and running into almost every wall (and some furniture) along the way, Beca finally made it to the kitchen. Scanning the room for Amy, Beca rubbed her eyes. Fuck, when did everything get so blurry?

Blinking a few times, Beca was finally able to sort of kinda make out the large Aussie at the bar. Stumbling over, Beca lurch forwards and landed right into Lily. Pushing the quiet girl away, Beca finally made it to her destination.

"You," Beca slurred, "Wa dih you puh in mhy drink?"

"YO! SHORT STACK!" Fat Amy bellowed, "TIME TO PAY UP!"

"Drink," Beca repeated, not registering what Amy said, "Wha'd you puh in it?"

"Oh you know, some Tasmanian rum, some of Lily's vodka. Oh and I th8ink some of that yellow power Lily had too"Fat Amy said nonchalantly, "Nothing big. But now, its time to pay up Shorty!"

"Wuuuuu?" Beca asked, trying to keep up, "You put drugs in there?"

"Maybe, but that's not the point!" Amy said airily, "Time to pay up hobbit! You said last week that I wouldn't be able to get you drunk in two shots! WELL I DID so not PAY UP SHORTY!"

"What?" Beca said, slowly fighting through her alcohol induced haze, "What are you talkin about?"

"OUR BET!" Amy Bellowed, "So now its time to pay up. Karaoke is going to start soon, and you have a song to sing!"

"Song, karaoke, what?" Beca asked, still very confused.

"YOU. ARE. GOING. TO SING. A SONG. TO. THE CAPTAINS!" Amy yelled, "We had a bet I OBVIOUSLY won, so now you have to sing! Any song you want, you just gotta sing it to them!"

"What, duuuude, no!" Beca slurred, "Not happenin!"

"Oh, but it is, and if you don't, I'll tell everyone what happened three weeks ago!" Fat Amy smirked.

"You wouldn't." Beca said, sobering almost immediately. Nothing like good old fashion mortification to sober a girl up.

"Oh, but I would, and you know I would!" Amy laughed, "Now you'll thank me for this later. Or not. I don't really care either way. Now sing! I think they're starting now."

"I really hate you right now," Beca snapped, and then she realized she was almost completely sober now. What the hell, "Amy, why aren't i drunk anymore? I was stumbling rip roaring drunk, and now I'm not. What the actual fuck?"

"See, um... that's what the powder was..." Amy said nervously, "It uh... it made you really loopy, but the high only lasted for like a half hour."

"Are you kidding me?" Beca growled, "Then the bet's so off now!"

"Nope, I won, you lost, now sing!" Amy yelled, "I'll still tell everyone what happened if you don't."

"You're a fucking dick!" Beca snapped.

"No, I'm a cunt. No extra equipment down here!" Amy laughed, "Now GOOOOOOO! Your ladies await!"

"I fucking hate you," Beca mumbled as she walked away.

With a sigh, Beca sat down in a chair and thought. What was she going to sing tonight? She was tempted to just sing some Eminem song or something like that, but Amy wouldn't let her off that easy. She'd have to sing something good, or else, Amy would tell everyone about her having to run through all of Barden wearing only a T-shirt. Thank God no one but Amy saw her, but she had pictures now, and Beca REALLY didn't want that to be common knowledge. So now she had to sing a song. At Karaoke. o both of her crushes. Very, very soon. You know right about now, the idea of those pictures circulating Barden was looking awfully tempting. But no. She had to do this. Fuck it! What song was she going to sing.

Suddenly, Beca got a brilliant idea. If she was going to humiliate herself, might as well do it right, right? Walking over to Lily, who was manning the Karoke machine, she whispered her song to the girl and then sat down and waited for her turn. Settling herself into a seat, Beca sat and watched as CR sang to Stacie, obviously trying to get the oblivious Brunette's attention.

Taking a deep breath, Beca steeled her nerves. She could totes do this. Eww... did she just say, well think the word Totes. Eww. That's just... not cool. Like not cool at all. Dammit Chloe! She was slowly making Beca's vocabulary worse. Fuck it! Why should she care about her vocabulary. God dammit, now she sounded like Aubrey. You know what, just fuck it all, fuck everyone and just screw the world. There. Much better.

And then it was Beca's turn. Clenching her jaw, Beca slowly walked to the small stage they had erected like a man condemned to death. Which wasn't actually that far away from the truth, at least in Beca's eyes. She was about to sing a shit fucking song she was absolutely fucking embarrassed to even know in front of all the Bellas. Specifically the two captain that she may or may not have a slight crush on. Fuck it, this was going to be a God damn catastrophe wasn't it?

Staring at the ceiling, Beca tuned out the collective shocked gasp as nearly everyone in the room recognized the first intro chords of her song. Fuck it, this was going to suck hard. Taking a deep breath, Beca began to sing, refusing to make eye contact with anyone.

Living in my own world
Didn't understand
That anything can happen
When you take a chance

I never believed in
What I couldn't see
I never opened my heart
To all the possibilities

By the end of the first chorus, Beca's confidence had already skyrocketed. Everyone was laughing and singing along with her. In the back of the room, Aubrey and Chloe were both laughing and smiling, which was the best form of praise, at least, it was to Beca. Smiling, Beca stared right at the two, her original idea of just singing and then dying now gone. She was going to fucking sing this song with everything she had right now.

I know that something has changed
Never felt this way
And right here tonight

This could be the start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you

And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
The start of something new

Now who'd of ever thought that
We'd both be here tonight?
And the world looks so much brighter
With you by my side

I know that something has changed
Never felt this way
I know it for real

This could be the start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you

Dancing around on the little stage, Beca was all smiles and laughs. This was absolutely ridiculous. Here she was, Beca Mitchell, the world's greatest badass ever, on a makeshift stage on a Bella's bonding night, singing a High School Musical song too two people she had a crush on. Oh well, fuck it all. Part of being a badass was just doing whatever the fuck she felt like doing, and right now, she felt like acting like a complete ass. Blowing a kiss at Chlo and Aubrey, Beca winked and finished strong.

And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
The start of something new

I never knew that it could happen
Till it happened to me
I didn't know it before
But now it's easy to see

It's a start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you

And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart

That it's the start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you

And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
The start of something new
The start of something new
The start of something new

Singing the last verse, Beca closed her eyes and smiled. That was fun. Now it was time to go get her girls. However, the Bella's had another plan for Beca. The second she stepped off of the stage, the rest of the Bella's, except for Aubrey and Chloe swarmed her, slapping her back, laughing ad jokingly teasing her about her performance.

Nodding and accepting her raise, Beca tried to not make it completely obvious that she really didn't give two shits about what everyone was saying and that she really just wanted to go talk to the captains she kinda sort of loved. Wait, loved? Where the hell did that come from? Eh, who the hell even cared right now. Taking a shot from Amy, Beca let the effects of the strong alcohol take over. '

Letting the liquid courage do its thing, Beca pushed past everyone around her and half stumbled, half walked over to the couch that Aubrey and Chloe were sitting on. Not giving herself a chance to talk herself out of this, Beca walked straight up to them and planted herself right in front of them.

"Beca!" Chloe said happily, standing up to give the younger girl a hug, "That was-"

Beca didn't give Chloe a chance to say anything else. Grabbing her roughly and slamming her lips into the now rather shocked red head's lips, Beca poured every ounce of pent up sexual frustration she had into that kiss. Breaking for air, Beca pushed Chloe away and then kissed an extremely shocked Aubrey Posen in the same manner, ignoring the wolf whistles and hoots the other Bella's were making.

"Sorry, I just had to do that once," Beca said to the now very shocked seniors, "I um.. i kinda sort of like both of you and um, well, yeah. I'm just gonna go now. Sorry about that."

However, before she even had a chance to take one step, Chloe grabbed her arm.

"Beca, wait!" Chloe said, "Sorry about that. We were a little... um surprised by that. But um, could you stay for a sec?"

"What?" Beca asked confused.

"Wow, um, this defs wasn't how we had planned to do this," Chloe laughed, "But um, we like you too, so yeah. Nothing at all to be sorry about here, and wow, this is kinda sort oft he most pathetic love speech, but oh wells."

"Wait, you like me? Both of you?" Beca asked, fighting through her drunken stupor to try and process Chloe's words, "Really?"

"Yes, we do Beca," Aubrey said, standing up, "Both of us like you quite a bit. Admittedly you irk me to no ends most days, however, I find your alternative style and passion for music to be quite... endearing so that balances out your other less then excellent points.

"What?" Beca asked, to drunk to even think about what the hell Aubrey had just said.

"Aubrey like you too," Chloe winked.

"Oh, cool..." Beca said, smiling.

Wow, this was working out really well. Who knew a shitty ass Disney song would help her get the girl, or in this case girls. Internally, Beca groaned. Shit, this was just like High School Fucking Musical... Except she was in college. And she was a lesbian... And she liked two girls, not one. You know what, I think she was good.

"Yes, very cool," Aubrey purred, standing next o Beca, "So tell me Beca. Were you singing that song to us?"

"Umm... yeah," Beca managed to squeak out.

THe fact that AUBREY POSEN was now next to her practically purring into her ear was nearly too much. Add to the fact that Chloe's eyes suddenly darkened att eh sight of Aubrey and Beca together and looked like she was almost shaking, Beca was pretty proud of herself that she had the restraint to not tear both of the older women's shirts off right then and there.

"Hey, do you want to get out of here," Beca forced out.

"Mmm, what did you have in mind?" Aubrey asked, "Where are we going to go DJ?"

"How about your place?" Beca gasped out, as Aubrey let her hand wander a little closer to where Beca REALLY needed to be touched.

Before she even knew what was happening, Chloe was Aubrey were beside her, literally dragging her out of the door. Looking over at Aubrey, she saw the older woman's eyes had darkened considerably, and Chloe was gritting her, obviously fighting back the urge to fuck Beca then and there in the middle of the room. Getting her feet under her, Beca let herself be guided away by the two very attractive Bella's captains.

"Aw Yea!" Amy yelled, as they passed her, "Shorty's finally gonna get some!"

If it weren't for the fact that Beca was was rather intoxicated and she had two hot women by her side, Beca was sure that she would have died of mortification right then and there. But see, she was rather intoxicated and there were two very hot women by her side, so instead, Beca just smirked. What? She was about to get some as Amy just said. And come one, don't lie. The you know that the idea of being fucked senseless by one Chloe Beale and one Aubrey Posen was a VERY nice thought.

As they walked out oft he door, Beca had one last non-lust filled thought. She should have sang that damn High School Musical song ages ago.

Aaaaand we out. So how was that Guest Who Prompted This (Yes, that is now your name. Get over it)? Did I do alright? I swear to god, if you don't read and review on this chapter, I will fucking cry. I spent a whole three hours writing this XD lol. So I know this was bad, but that's the point! Remember, its Bullshit Week 2014. The point is to make everyone laugh and write a shit ton of absolute bullshit.

Now on to my aca-mortals. (Yeah, this is like a thing for me. Don't judge.)

Guest Who Prompted This: Yes, yes you were the first to leave a prompt! So was this a happy enough ending for you? Because I think being dragged out of a party by two very hot women would be a VERY happy ending. ;)

Chloe: Well thank you :)

cxcxcx368: OMFG, you didn't know who those Pokemon were? Ohmigod, I'm dying over here! I chose some of the most iconic Pokemon possible, and for fucks sake! Charizard is on the damn cover! lol, now, with that said, I'm glad you like Bullshit Week, and I hope you're ready for the bullshitfest :)

number1: Oh, more has come, and more will come. I'll be here all week babe!

Just 2 Teenage Girls: Well thank you mate. I get those every now and then XD I'd love to see what you might contribute to BSW and I'm sure everyone else would too, BTW :)

To everyone else: So, the Bullshitfest continues! Like i said, I'll update everyday this week, and first person to eave a prompt on each chapter will get their prompt written by me. If you're my friend, just drop me a PM or email, and I'll take your prompt too. Remember, keep it plotless and hilarious mates! Authors, I'd love to put some other mortal's work in here, so please, give me some one-shots or something I can throw in here too :) All credit will be given and together, we will be able to create a wonderful anthology of absolute bullshit! :)