Well... Damn. I'm to shocked right now to even offer a proper greeting. This fic has literally been up for less then 2 days, and I mean look at the response. More then 1300 reads, 15 reviews, 6 faves and 13 follows... huh. Guess there are a lot more lonely singles out there then I originally thought! XD lol, no I'm kidding :) I love my aca-mortals!
BTW, this will be a thing now. All reviews from the previous day will be responded to in the first update of the day. All subsequent reviews from the day on any extra or following chapters will be noted but will be responded to until the next day with the first update... lol, I just read that back and realized that sounded like a military manual. lol, I'm so sorry. I was studying for my Senior Airman test, so I was reading AFMAN 36-2203 until like midnight XD
Prompt: Can you do one where the Bellas are havin A sleepover and Beca has a nightmare and wakes everyone up please? WHy yes, yes I can. And I just did :) Oh and MusicPaddictFreak, you're prompt is next, which will be followed by Rizzlesmylies prompt! All good here, everyone got the order on that? First prompt on this one is then on the list (yes, there is an actual list), etc. Everyone get that? Great. Also, authors, still looking for more contributors :)
And that's it for this really long A/N. I own nothing, so let's just keep going!
Pairing: none
Category: Humor
Rating: K
"Alright ladies!" Aubrey said loudly, turning off the TV. "It's time for bed. Everyone retrieve your sleeping materials and go to sleep!"
"Aw, but captain! It';s only like 1:30!" Fat Amy groaned, "It is WAY to early to be hittin the sack! We still have like four more movies to watch. Plus i don't think we've payed truth or dare, and -"
"Amy!" Aubrey barked, "We have practice tomorrow at 7:30 sharp, and I really do not want to deal with your-"
"Aww, seriously?" Amy groaned, "We'll have practice tomorrow?"
"Yeah, dat ain't cool," CR added, "Doesn't this count as Bellas rehearsals or something?"
"No, no it does not," Aubrey said, "Now BED!"
Glaring at everyone, all further protest were silenced under Aubrey's Aubrey's angry gaze. Muttering under her breath the whole time Amy pulled out her massive sleeping bag and got herself situated on the floor. Standing in the front of the room, Aubrey made sure that everyone themselves situated and ready for bed.
Laughing to herself, Aubrey found the fact that each girl's sleeping bag really said something about them. Lily had a black sleeping bag with a large golden Chinese character she was pretty sure meant death, Beca had just a regular red sleeping bag that Aubrey was pretty sure she borrowed from someone, and Amy had a HUGE pink sleeping bag with the Union Jack on it. Pulling out her own sleeping bag, Aubrey stopped laughing. Who was she to say much about things like that? Her sleeping bag was a standard issue Army sleeping bag.
Laying down, Aubrey closed her eyes and tried to fall asleep amidst the truck rally that was the Bella's sleeping. Scoffing to herself Aubrey covered her ears and Amy's loud snores and everyone else's various rather loud sleeping noises filled the room. So much for it being to early for sleep, eh? It hadn't even been fifteen freaking minutes, and already everyone was sleeping. Quite loudly, might she add. As Amy started growling and mumbling in her sleep, Aubrey groaned. Fucking seriously? She doubted she was ever going to get to bed tonight.
For a second, Aubrey was tempted to go upstairs and sleep, however, taking one look at the assortment of girls in her living room, Aubrey decided better of it. Who knew what could happen in her absence. Not that she didn't trust the girls, she just knew that none of them had the best decision making abilities. Ie, Amy thinking her old DVR was a cool retro cookie jar, Chloe and CR doing a drink off. Oh, and lets not forget the time all the girls thought it would be a good idea to graffiti the Treble's frat house with the Bella's logo. As much as she would have loved to do that, she really didn't feel like spending any amount of time in jail. Speaking of jail, what about the time Beca was sent to jail for punching the old guy at regionals and then breaking the window? See, I do believe Aubrey's point has been made.
Forcing herself to relax, Aubrey tried to force herself to sleep. Right now, she was complaining about things she brought onto herself, and really, there was no point in that. She had to make the best out of a bad situation, so might as well try and get some sleep. Closing her eyes and relaxing, Aubrey made her breathing slow and let sleep overcome her.
Aubrey was almost asleep when an earsplitting shriek was heard. Bolting up, Aubrey quickly got to her feet and turned the lights on. Around the room, everyone was up, clamoring, and moving about. Amy was shouting about a beast, Chloe was looking around, Stacie was hiding in the corner, with CR practically on top of her. Beca was sitting up, panting, and Denise, Ashley, and Jessica were nervously talking amongst themselves. Basically the only one who was not freaking out right now, was Lily. Actually, looking closer, Aubrey saw the younger was still sleeping. Shit, this wasn't good. Speaking from experience, Aubrey knew that if she didn't get these girl to settle down soon, there would be hell to pay.
"ALRIGHT, EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Aubrey bellowed, "What the aca-hell is going on?"
Immediately, all activity ceased. Looking wide eyed at their very angry captain, everyone sat in silence. Scanning the room, Aubrey saw that everyone (with the exclusion of Lily) was staring at her with wide eyed shock... Everyone except Beca that is. Beca was looking at the ceiling above Aubrey. HA! She had found her culprit.
"Beca?"" Aubrey asked in a sickeningly sweet voice, "What did you do?"
"Whaaaaaaat?" Beca coughed, "I um... I don't know what you're talking about. I was... um... I just erm... i don't know, see I was sleeping, and then there was a scream, and I woke up. So, uh... Yeah."
"Really, is that so?" Aubrey asked, looking straight at the younger girl, "Do you perhaps know who was the one who screamed?"
For a second, Beca refused to meet Aubrey's gaze, however, once she did, Aubrey knew she won. With a sigh, Beca looked away and mumbled something quietly. Still glaring at the younger girl, Aubrey silently demanded that she speak up.
"Alright fine, I had a nightmare, and I guess I woke up screaming. Okay?" Beca huffed, "Happy now aca-nazi? I'm sorry I woke everyone up, and I'd really like to just go back to sleep."
Aubrey shifted about awkwardly. Oops. She should have just let everything alone, and now everything was all awkward. Fucking aca-freaking lovely. This was NOT a very good situation. Thankfully, Chloe was there, and being Chloe, she rushed to the rescue. Sitting down next to Beca, she gave the younger girl a hug and tried to comfort her.
"Its alright sweetie. It happens to everyone," Chloe said, "Do you want to talk about it?"
"Umm, not really," Beca said, awkwardly moving away from the ginger, "It was stupid, and yeah. let's just all go back to bed."
"Don't need to tell me twice!" Amy yelled, "Yo short Stack! Mind not screaming again in the middle of the night. Or morning I suppose it is. Anyway, let's just sleep now!"
With that said, everyone (thankfully) began to settle back into bed. Aubrey was about to turn the light off again, when she noticed Chloe still sitting next to Beca. With a sigh, Aubrey left the light on for the two and went back to bed. Settling down, Aubrey listened as Chloe tried to make the younger girl feel better.
"Hey, Beca, really, its all good," Chloe said kindly, "Are you sure you don't want to talk about it?"
"Yes, I'm sure," Beca sighed, "It really was stupid, so can we just drop it?"
"Alright, but you know, I did the same thing once," Chloe smiled, "It was at one of these sleep overs with the old Bella's and i had this nightmare about a giant werewolf chasing me. I woke up screaming and-"
"Oh my gosh, I was dreaming about a giant jelly doughnut eating a bunch of littler plain donuts, alright?" Beca sighed, "See? Stupid shit. Can we PLEASE drop this and go to bed now?"
Biting her lip to keep herself from bursting out in laughter, Aubrey saw Chloe was having the same issue. With a huff, Beca rolled over and closed her eyes. For a second longer, Chloe sat there before she got up, turned the light out and settled in next to Aubrey. Drifting back off to sleep, Aubrey sighed. Practice was going to suck tomorrow.
Aaaaand CUT! Sp, there we go. The start of Day 3 of Bullshit Week 2014. Let's skip all the usual begging and self depreciation and just move onto the responces, m'kay? I'm just going down the list and if you reviewed more then once, I'm just putting everything in one.
Rizzlesmylies: Well thank you babe. And I totes know. Charmander is alright, but Charizard is the original badass. Mewtwo was awesome too :) And hey, I'm 16 and I still break out the Nintendo sometimes and play Pokemon. No shame there mate :) And prompt has been noted and will be written soon :)
Becky: A, LAZINESS! UNACAPTAAAAAAAAAAABLE! lol, glad you like this though :) B, Write your own follow up smut! I don't do guys. You know that :)
waatp: lol. duuuuude! I'm glad you liked this :) nice to know even when I completely bullshit, i can get somethings right XD And dear god. See, i don't ike puking, so thanks for the tip. umm... yeah. What you said. toodlepip and toodlydo XD
BardenBellaBeca: I'm glad :) Das the whole point of BSW! (I I totes agree :))
Guest: Why thank you :) I tried. And hey, eel free to leave anyhtign you want. First prompt on a chapter I do :) have a great day mortal!
MusicPaddictFreak: Why yes, yes I can. It will be written probably as you read this. And yes... trust me, I get the feeling. Either that, or i go out to a club and take some other lonely single home with me XD Though, I only started doing that last year! It use to be me sitting alone eating candy XD Glad you like BS week... and because I have to, got anything to contribute? make my day and someone elses!
Guest Who Prompted This: BAM! Motherfucker I just did! Hope it was everything you wanted it to be :)
To everyone else: So yeah. I bring in even more of Bullshit Week! Everyone liking this so far? Yes, no maybe so? Oh wells. Hopefully We'll all be laughing so hard at this bullshit that on Single's awareness Day we'll all forget how pathetic we are :)
