What up aca-mortals! I'm back and all that hooplah. MusicPaddictFreak, this is for you.

Prompt was maybe you can do a chapter with Chloe playing some jumpscare game and Beca scaring Chloe in a nerve wrecking moment... Screw maybe, of fucking course I can! MPF also requested I umm... How do I put this nicely? Spice things up in an PM. Mate, I got you. Congrats. The rating on this now must be changed to M. Young people reading this, don't. I do not want to be responsible for your loss of innocence.

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Pairing:Bechloe

category: humor

Rating: M

Beca could be an ass. Really, that was just common knowledge though. She could also be a really nice person though, which was why Chloe was dating her. When Beca wasn't being an ass, she really was a very caring, sweet, thoughtful person that Chloe loved. But it cannot be overlooked that Beca could be an ass. Like right now.

Currently, Chloe was playing the Slender Game. Fucking game was scary dude! She had to find these clues and go around in the woods before the Slenderman caught her. And you know what? Sure the graphics were kinda sucky and the game idea was completely ridiculous, but dude. It was the fucking Slenderman. That shit is scary. And you better fucking believe it that Chloe believed in that bastard. Thank God she wasn't a kid anymore... but then again, she was pretty sure that if she the Slenderman was there, she would look, and then she'd be dead. Which would be bad. She didn't want to die a horrible death at the hands of a faceless creep.

But that's not the point. The point was that Chloe was on high alert right now and was playing a game that was probably scaring the shit out of her right now. And really, Beca was an ass, so she obviously couldn't pass this opportunity up. Obviously. I mean really, it was like Chloe was BEGGING for Beca to scare the shit out of her. Something that Beca would happily do.

Plus, the game had like completely taken over Chloe's life. It had been a week, and that was all Chloe did anymore. She sat at that damn computer and played that stupid fucking game. Sure Beca got loving her computer, she was a DJ for fucks sake! But there had to be a line, there had to be limits and a balance. And Chloe was absolutely addicted to this game. So Beca didn't see this as her being an ass, but as her trying to help her girlfriend. Yeah, let's go with that. It sounds much better then her just scaring her girlfriend.

"God dammit, where the hell is that clue?" Chloe mumbled to herself as she stared at the screen in front of her, "Shit shit shit! Dammit! Fucking time is running out! Gotta get that motherfucking clue!"

Looking in from the doorway, Beca shook her head. For the past ten minutes she's been standing there, and Chloe still had yet to notice her. Oh well, she'd regret that later. Smirking, Beca silently made her way over to where Chloe, who right now was currently cursing at her computer and frantically searching for some clue. Raising her hand up, Beca waited for the perfect moment to scare Chloe. Practically holding her breath, Beca waited until the Slenderman showed up on the screen. As the black figure suddenly appeared on the screen, Beca grabbed Chloe's sides and screamed as loud as she could and then jumped back.

Chloe's response was instantaneous. Screaming at the top of her lungs, Chloe turned around ans chucked the mouse in the general direction of Beca laughing and retreating form. Bolting up, Chloe wildly searched about the room, until her brain caught up with the situation. However, once she finally processed what had just happened, her fear immediately melted away and was replaced with pure raw anger.

Seeing the look on her girlfriends face, Beca's laughter stopped and now it was her turn to be petrified. Racing to the bathroom, Beca tried to hide in the only room in the apartment with a lock. behind her, Chloe was yelling obscenities and threats.

"GET THE FUCK BACK HERE BECA!" Chloe yelled, "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING ASS! WHY DID YOU FUCKING DO THAT?! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

Quickly opening up the bathroom door, Beca bolted inside. Slamming the door shut, Beca tried to hold the door close as Chloe rammed into the door. Desperately pushing against the door, Beca was beginning to question her decision to scare Chloe. Judging by the fact Chloe was currently prying open the door, cursing and threatening Beca's life, she have to go with no. This was most certainly not her best idea. Oh well. Too late now. Time to try and make the best out of a very bad situation.

"Baby, please, I didn't mean it!" Beca called, still trying to keep the door shut, "I was just upset that you were spending all your time on that game. I'm so sorry baby, please don't kill me."

"You're full of shit Mitchell!" Chloe growled, slowly inching the door open, "I can't believe you just did that!"

"I know, it was stupid and I'm so sorry," Beca said, still trying to keep Chloe out, "But hey, you're mad now, right? We can have angry sex or something to make you feel better, alright?"

Suddenly, Chloe stopped pushing against the door. Lurching forwards, Beca half fell, half stumbled into the door. Quickly throwing the lock into place, Beca sat against the door, barely breathing. Shit, this was SO not good. When Chloe did the creepy silent thing, shit was about to get bad. The last time Chloe did that, Beca had forgotten their first YEAR anniversary. Chloe didn't say anything for two whole days but then, she glitter bombed Beca's room. Like legit, PINK glitter EVERYWHERE glitter bombed the room. It was bad. To this day, 2 years later, Beca is still finding pink glitter in her clothes. So, now that Chloew as doing the scary quiet thing, Beca was needless to say, scared shitless.

"Chloe, baby?" Beca said nervously, "Are you alright out there?"

"Oh baby, I'm Fine," Chloe said in a deceptively sweet voice, "Why don't you come out here and see how fine I am?"

"Happily, but erm just one question," Beca asked, "You don't like have a knife or anything with you? Or any other weapon that could be used t seriously injure and/or kill me, right? Not that I think you would, but erm, well, you seem rather angry and I don't want to die... Which I don't think you will, but I know you can and I don't- I just um.. yeah. Let's just go with that."

"Baby, if I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead already," Chloe laughed, "Now get your ass out here!"

Slowly opening the door, Beca peered out. True to her word, Chloe did not have any weapon of any sort, but was instead just sitting on the arm sofa, swinging her legs back and forth. Cautiously exiting the relative safety of the bathroom, Beca slowly approached the smiling figure of her girlfriend. Stopping what she deemed to be a safe distance away, Beca coughed nervously.

"Um... baby, 'm really sorry for scaring you, and I know that was a dick move, so I'm super sorry, and I promise I'll never ever do it again," Beca said quickly, "Pleas don't be mad at me, and please don't glitter bomb my stuff again!"

"Beca, two tings," Chloe said sweetly, "A, you're not sorry yet. But you will be. Which brings us to point B. I'm not going to glitter bomb your stuff. See, I already did that. Doing it again would just be silly. So now, I have an even better plan, a better punishment if you will. I'm completely cutting you off for a month. Hope scaring me was worth it babe!"

Hopping off the sofa, Chloe skipped away, leaving a very confused and a very shocked Beca just standing there. It literally took her ten whole minutes to process what just happened, but when she did, she almost choked. Chloe was cutting her off? From SEX? The hell? No fucking way! SHIT! That was bad, oh so very bad. As Much as Beca loved Chloe the person, because she did, she really did. She loved all the little things an shit, but sex? With Chloe? Holy shit, that was good. Chloe had a gift, and she was insatiable, so Beca wasn't sure f SHE could go a month without sex.

Dashing into the kitchen where Chloe was now, Beca stood in front of her, mouth open in shock. Walking over, Chloe kissed Beca's cheek and gently closed her mouth for her. Patting Beca's cheek and walking back over to the counter, Chloe smiled.

"Sandwich babe? I'm thinking of making myself a PBJ," Chloe said, pulling out the bread, "I can make something else if you want though. How about ham and cheese. You know what? A toasted ham and cheese actually sounds better. Want one?"

"What the- you and cut off... and sandwich, wait, what?" Beca stuttered

"Sandwich. Do. You. Want. One?" Chloe smirked.

Shaking her head, Beca tried to get herself together.

"Wait, so that's it? We're all good now? No silent treatment, no angry glares?" Beca asked.

"Well, we're completely back to normal, minus having sex everyday," Chloe smirked, "So, I'll repeat myself one more time. Sandwich? Do you want-"

"No I do not want a sandwich!" Beca spluttered, "You were serious about that?!"

"Yes, yes I was," Chloe laughed, "Beca you were an ass scaring me like hat, and now? well, there are consequences for being that much of a dick. After this month, we can go back to our usual routine of all that, but until then, I'm going to quote Pink here, it's only you and your hand babe."

"Seriously Chloe!" Beca gasped, "But but but... you wouldn't even be able to go two days with out sex!"

Chloe froze. Narrowing her eyes, Chloe walked over to where Beca was now standing, spluttering and spouting nonsense when really, she should have just been happy Chloe hadn't disassembled Beca's DJ equipment and put it somewhere she couldn't reach.

"Is that so Beca" Chloe asked dangerously, "And what makes you say that?"

"Umm, how about the act that since we've gotten together, more then two years ago, the only time EITHER of us have gone without umm... well, you know, for more the a day was when you have to visit family ad the other can't go!" Beca said.

Walking over, Chloe wrapped her arms around Beca and leaned into her. Whispering in Beca's ear, Chloe held Beca's hands and sighed.

"You know Beca, I REALLY hate fighting with you," Chloe all but purred in Beca's ear, "And you're right, I DO love to have sex with you. However, you have to remember one teensy tiny little thing that's different now."

What?" Beca murmured, closing her eyes and leaning into Chloe's warm, gentle embrace.

I wasn't mad at you than." Chloe smirked.

And just like that, Chloe pulled away, leaving Beca shocked and now rather horny. Gaping at Chloe, Beca tried to make sense of the complete 180 Chloe just did. Once she finally did though, Beca grunted in frustration. Oh, so this was how she was going to play it? Fine. Game on Chloe! Marching over, Beca literally grabbed Chloe and pulled her into a bruising kiss. So Chloe wanted to do things the hard way? Fine. Beca was about to show her why they couldn't go a fucking month without sex.

"That. Was. Very. Mean," Beca said in between kisses.

Not even waiting for Chloe to say anything or to even give her a chance to process what was happening, Beca latched onto Chloe's pulse point. Biting down, not to hard though, Beca smirked when she heard Chloe's loud moan. Running her tongue over the area she bit, Beca smiled when she felt Chloe's hands thread through her hair. Feeling quite proud of herself, Beca pulled away. Laughing at Chloe's groan, Beca let her hand wander all around Chloe's body, except for where Beca was sure Chloe needed her to.

"So what was that about no sex" Beca asked teasingly, "Do you just want me to stop now?"

"Stop being such an ass and fuck me!" Chloe growled, pulling Beca's shirt off.

"But I thought you said no sex?" Beca asked innocently, though she puled Chloe's shirt off too, "What happened to cutting me off?"

"Do you really want to press you're luck right now Beca?" Chloe asked, stepping out of her own pants, "I swear to God, if you do no do something soon, I will."

Really, Beca didn't want to press her luck and so, not needing to be told twice Beca once more claimed Chloe's lips in a hot, messy kiss and brought one hand down and began to slowly pinch and pull at Chloe's nipples. Moaning, Chloe clawed at the short brunette's back, practically vibrating with need now. Letting one hand snake down, Beca smirked at the wetness she found. Not bothering to take Chloe's panties off, Beca slipped on finger past the hem line and brushed Chloe's clit with her thumb. Circling the ball of nerves, Beca had to bite back a laugh as Chloe all but screamed in frustration.

"Beca, stop teasing," Chloe grunted, "Just fuck me!"

"Ask nicely!" Beca smirked, enjoying teasing Chloe.

JUST FUCK ME!" Chloe screamed.

Not wanting to push her luck any further, Beca plunged two fingers into Chloe's core and set a hard fast pace. Bringing her head down, Beca took one nipple into her mouth and massaged the other with her hand, all while thrusting in an out of Chloe. With her back against the wall, all Chloe could do was writhe and moan, occasionally clawing at the brunette's back. Feeling Chloe's legs begin to buckle, Beca picked Chloe up and continued fucking her girlfriend as hard ans as fast as she could. It wasn't long until Chloe's walls began to clamp down on Beca's fingers, and then, with a single shuddering moan, Chloe came.

As wave after wave of pleasure washed over Chloe, Beca continued to pump her fingers in and out, albeit at a slightly slower pace to help the red head ride out her orgasm. Once the last aftershock faded, and Beca knew that Chloe was no longer at risk of falling down, she gently put Chloe down.

"mmm, thanks babe," Chloe sighed.

"My pleasure," Beca smirked, "So what was that about no sex?"

"Oh, I meant no sex for you," Chloe laughed, picking her shirt up from where it had landed, "Sex for me is fine, but you're on your own babe!"

And with that said, Chloe all but skipped out of the room leaving a very confused and VERY horny half naked Beca behind wondering what the hell just happened.

AAAAAAAAND CUT! SO you dirty little birds. How was that? I'm not big on writing smut, so tell me if that was bad. Otherwise, i see no other Orders of business, so yerp :) Keep sending me those lovely prompts, and I will see you all soonish. Writers, still haven't gotten anyone to send me anything, so boo. Other then that, everyone, thanks for reading, you're all awesome, and I always love reviews!