"BOOBOO... WHATS DIS TALK OF BOO BOO SHARDS? CAN I SELL EM' FO MAD DOE?" sonia asked. honny bo boo gigled.
"lolz no silly u dont sell the booboo shards u use them 2 escape hte island!" honey booboosaid.
"y are we even on this island in the first place" hinata sk.
"o ya bc ya bc i cant say anyting bc spoilerz lelz" boo boo said. "basicly u get the shardz nd u escpae the eye land."
"what the fuck is this bullshit?" komaeda asked.
"I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN! I DON'T NEED NO HOPE SHARDS!" sonia said.
"UR GONNA FUCKIN EARN THE SHARDS ND UR GONNA FRICKIN LOVE IT!" honey boo boo yelled. the peko pull a sord.
"watch ur fuckin language." pekomama said. "threr r children around u bitch."
"wow 2 scary ok basically u earn the shards by interacting with each other" honey boo boo said.
"can we earn hope shards by fucking? if so i can earn every shard wiff E's" kuzu said.
"kuzu ur like 6." ko said.
"lol nd i stil get mor girlz then u. im the most popular boy on the playground. all the girlz want my dikk"
lolita rihanna snickered. "all 2 inches of it."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" every1 yelled. lolz it was a funny ass burn.
kuzu began crie. "MOMMY PEKO THE LADY WAS MEAN 2 ME!"
then peko pointed a sord at rihanna. "if u make fun of kuzu again ill have no choice but 2 kill u."
"wtf do u 2 like kno each other or something?" soda asked.
"well yea actually i was there when he was born and i was the one who taught him how to be "the hoodest on da playground" and it werkd bc hes the most popular boy school" every 1 stared at peko. "i mean uhhhhhh wtf no."
"oh ok" every 1 sed. and then a MAJICUL SHARD APPERED! :O
"wow way 2 go u erned a boo boo shard!" honey boo boo exclaimed. "now you all need 2 work 2gether to earn all 383883785 of the other ones.
"bruh" ever1 sayd.
"yea" boo boo said. "soooooooooo good luck!"
"well fuck me with a spiky bat we're gonna be here 4 evr." nanami said. and then lolita rihanna pulled out a bat.
"hmmmm yes, nanami i didn't know you were into kinky play like this."
"what! just because im a girl you think i cant play video games?! i bet u didnt kno that im a professional girl gamer. see i-" nanamis stupid ass basically ranted on about this shit for like 6 hours fuckn bitch soooo lets go see whats up with hinata right now.
"whoaaaaa i just realized tht ther are 3 coconuts on that palm tree... nd 3 of us r right here right now... its a sine..." he said 2 hannah and tanaka.
"hinata wtf kind of drugs r u on?" hannah asked.
"i really dont know koizumi gave it 2 me." hinata said. "she said tht it got hr so high that she coodnt stop speakign english so i was just lyk wELL SIGN ME UP!"
"oH FUCK" tanaka yelld.
"wat" hinata asked.
"my dog, sharknadoneesha, just pissed on da flor."
"wtf u suck at nintendogs then" hannah said.
"you wanna go?" hannah asked tanaka.
"yea" tanaka said.
"k were gonna hav a twerking contest 2nite. tel ever 1 bc this is happenign." hanna sed.
"as the super high school level gossiper, ill tel every 1 about it!" owari said. and then she went 2 tell people about the twerking contest bt she realize tht she didnt kno wat time the contest was so instead she went 2 flirt with the bara.
"hi sakura how r u?" owari asked.
"i AM NOT SAKURA OOGAMI. I AM NEKOMARU NIDAI! CIRCLE YOU, CIRCLE YOU."
ok u fuckn kno wat i rly hate riting 4 nidais character so im gonna replace him with a new character.
"ROTTEN GIRL, GROTESQUE ROMANC-"
and then suddenly a girl who looked like naegi but a girl appeared in front of owari.
"k hi im girl naegi" girl naegi said.
SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL GIRL NAEGI- GIRL NAEGI
"hi girl naegi im owari" owari said. "im the super high school level girl naegi."
"oh helllllllllll naw u finna steal my talent?" naegi said. "thats it. we finna throw down. twerkign contest, 2nite."
"ok. as the super high school level twerker, i kno that ill beat u."
(To be continue...)
(An: ZOMG SO WHAT DO U THINK WILL HAPPEN AT THE TWERKING CONTEST? WILL EVERY 1 BE ABLE 2 EARN THE BOOBOO SHARDS? WILL THEY ESCAPE THE ISLAND?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DANGIT RONPAL; A LIFE OF NEW HOPE 2. thanks 4 reading.
o and pls tel me do u think its as good as the last one?! i put sooooo much work in2 this ovr 92 hour on dis chaptr. i just want 2 kno if dis is as qualitee as da last 1. pls let me kno.)