CaptainPancakes: thnx. i werked rly hard on that chapter. nd just 2 let u kno de original naymes 4 da booboo shards included "5% off couponz at walmarts" nd "keeping an I out for selener bouns reward pointz"
gingericus19: u rly thnk so? well be glad bc theres gonna b sooooooooooo much more interaction betwen charas bc it produces moar feelz!
ThirdDespairSister: thnx ur amazing 2
Mary Talons: awww srry boo i cnt mary u bc im in a commited monogamus relayshunship wiff food /3 bt ill let u kno tht hanna isnt the replacement 4 twogami. hanna replaces hanamura. get it? HANAmura, HANNAH montana lmfaooooo. but ya lolita rihanna is the 1 who replaces twogami, thts why shes rly rly fat in this fic.
ok so suddenly everyone heard honey boo boos voice boom over the intercom. "Booboos! Plz meat the centrl eye land nao pls" she said.
"wtf why do we ned loudspekers on an island." selener asked. then honey booboos voice came ovr the intercom.
"becuz we gotta keep an eye out 4 u." everywone noded in agrement.
"T-T" selener sed.
ok so then ever 1 mayde their wey ovr 2 the meeting plc which idk where tf tht is bc i didnt plan this out well enuff lets just say its a big ass buildign liyke an auditorium idk.
"y'all better redneckinize somethin'!" honey bo bo sed. "all this fightin' aint gonna get y'all any of the booboo shards!"
"well its not my fault owari is sch a dum ho." naegi said.
"frick you. as the super high school level is rly smart i take offense to that!" owari said. and then naegi and owari started fighting! every 1 cheered dem on bc it was funny as fuck lol. but peko was NOT AMUSED.
n e ways owari beat girl naegis ass because shes rly strong. honey boo boo facepalmed. "gdi" honey boo boo said.
"well were rly trying :(" koizumi sed. "but every 1 on this island is a fuking bitch"
"nd im fucking a bitch :3" seyonji said, nugging at koizumi. koizumi glare at seyonji. "wat"
"uuuuuggggggghhhh y'all boo boos aint gonna escape this island." honey boo boo said. "so ive organized for a guest speaker 2 com her nd speak 2 u all 4 motivation!" every 1 gasped in amazement. bc u kno every1 lovs gest speekers.
"wtf i just realize tht the guest speeker was gonna b late gdi" honey boo boo say. "um ya idc wtf u guys r gona d til then so cary on."
"hey were tf is ko?" hinata asked. "i miss him :(" nd it was rly hartbraking bc hinata totes has a krush on ko.
"i hope he doesnt sho up bc hes tryign 2 steel u from me hajimeme-chan" nanami said. nd then every1 watched as komaeda crash thru da wal!
" i He RD ThT U SaiD hO EP!" ko said.
"holy shit tht was some koolaid man shit right ther..." kazoo said.
"kazoo wtf i tel u about cussign lyk dat?" pekomama asked.
"fuk u pekomama i do what i want lol" kazoo sed in responze. then peko pointed her sord him.
"boy imma beet yo ass fo talkin 2 yo mama like that."
"u arent even my momma tho"
"wELL I'MMA BEAT YO ASS SO HARD YOU GET SUCKED BACK UP YO MAMMAS COOCHIE AND THEN COME OUT MINE!" peko yelled. then she began chazing after kazoo. kazoo screamd lyk a lil bitch lolz XD
"IBUKI WILL GET THE POPCORN!" Ibuki said
"MMM GURRRRRLLLL DIS B SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT" nevermind said. "I GOTTA PUT THIS SHIT ON MY INSTAGRAM!" then she tried 2 put that shit on instagram but accidentally ended up taking 300 selfies. "oops lmfao"
"wtf sonia y dont u follo me on instagram?" koizumi asked.
"becuz i dont follo basik betchez awn instagram." sonia said.
"aww hell naw bich its on" koizumi said. nd then her and sonia got in2 a fite.
"HELP Y'ALL SHE'S RIPPIN MY WEAVE OUT!" sonia said.
"haha no weave sonia" hinata said.
"BICH IMMA CUT YOU WIFF MY PRESS ON NAILS ONCE I GET DIS BITCH OFF ME!"
lolita rihanna was sitting there patting her weave like nothing was happening.
"wtf lolita rihanna why r u acting like nothignz happeing?" naegi asked.
"wat do u mean- holy shit koizumi nd sonia r fiting." lolita rihanna said.
"#youslow" naegi said.
"okay okay listen here boo boos. ur gest speeker has arrived! introducign! MR. NICKOLELAS CAGE!" booboo said. nd then a bunch of smoke appered! but what came out wasnt nicholas cage... it wuz...
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"oh my lawd." lolita rihanna said.
"no... no!" hannah yelled.
"oh fuck pls help" koizumi yelled.
"t-this is impossible!" seyonji yelled.
"who tf is this bitch?" hinata asked.
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IT WAS NICKI MINAJ!
(2 BE CONTINUE)