(Mr. Monobear and Ibuki Mioda: welcum back boo. nd yes id be wet wiff joy 2 iff i came back 2 find all sortz of good fanfictions 2 reed.

gingericus19: srry 4 depriving u of ur boo. but its nickis job 2 bring despair... and i guess she brot u desper 2.

dawgie: awwwwww thanx 4 da kind revoo. deres gonna be lots of suprises dis stor E so stick around.

Also guys i want 2 announce that ill be doing a CHRISTMAS SPESHUL 4 a life of new hope. itll feeture ALL of da characters from da first a life of new hope nd its gonna be before nicki caused despair! meaning youll get 2 see Yasuhiro 420 Hagagakure, Kiyotaka NoHomo Ishimaru, Touko DaFuqAmIGonnaDoWithThisWeddinDressNowThatTogamiIsntInThisStory Fukawa, nd all ur othr friends. im still deb8ing as 2 if im gonna post it on dis fic or on da first 1.)

"upupupupupu did u guys miss me?" nicki asked.
"wtf nicki didnt we get enuf of u last fic?" lolita rihanna asked.
"wat. u can nevr hav 2 much nicki minaj lol." nicki said. "nicki minaj is like weed. u can smoke all u want but ull nevr overdose."
"yea but nicki minaj cant make me speak spanish" koizumi said.

honny bo boo waved her majicul boo boo stick and whispered the majicul words "yall better redneckinize the frick off!" nd then she shoot a majicul beam at nicki... but nicki didnt di :( god damn it looks like deres gonna be mor killing.

"god damn it looks like theres gonna be more killing" naegi said.
"wtf girl naegi u wernt even in the last storie how do u kno about killling?" lolita rihanna asked.
"ooooo ya lolz i regularly keep up with wmsm5ever's fics bc there so good." wtf wen did i authorize promoting my stories within my own story. n e ways nicki was getting piiiisssseeeed.

"how come yall arent paying attention 2 me?!" nicki yelled.
"bc nicki every one knows that im da baddest bitch on da bloqq :)" sonia said.
"frick u sonic" nicki said.

"ok ya lelz so now its time 4 da fun part... in order 2 escape da island... u guys gotta kill each other!"
"Notto Disu Shitto Agen" koizumi said.
"I can't beWEAVE this!" lolita rihanna said. "im gonna have to pour it up so much 2 get hte idea of killing out of my head."
"GAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" gundamn loled his usual lol. "...or some shit like that. lolz idk but ya i just know that this school life of mutual twerking will be tanakas time 2 survive!"

"I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ONE OF IBUKI'S #1 HIT SONGS! THIS SONG WAS WRITTEN BY IBUKI AND IT'S HEAVY METAL. IT'S CALLED "MAURY MAURY TELL ME PLEASE, HE AIN'T DA FATHA, SO HIT DA TREES"
"wtf thats the title of that song i wrote when i was 5!" sonia sed.
"LMFAO YEA IBUKI LIKES TO PLAGERIZE MUSIC WHAT ABOUT IT!"

"WTF I ONLY APPEARED LIKE 2 MINUTES AGO PLS NOTICE ME ND KILL EACH OTHER!" nciki sed.
"but nicki ur rly boring. we got enuf of u last chapter." ledy gaga said.
"okay fine... i guess i need 2 give u all a motive 2 kill each other... heres the motive!" nicki sed.

what they saw... was a horror. it was sayaka miley cyrus maizono's controversial wrecking ball video... but yamada was doing the naked things on the wrecking ball instead of maizono. every 1 screamed!
"lmfao yes. and until u guys kill each other... upupupupu... u guys r gonna watch this video on repet." nicki said.
"nick cruel #2cruel" soda said.
"2 bad. i win. you lose. imma bad bitch imma bad bitch imma imma bad bitch" nicki cheered. ever 1 looked traumatized... except 4 sonia... she looked kinda turned on staring at the video.

"thats actually really hot tho" sonia said. gundamn and soda glared sonia.
"lady sonia u in2 some kinky stuff rnt u?"
"wat?!" sonia asked defensevly. "thay feel better when they fat."
"amen 2 that $i$ter" ke$ha said. wait ke$ha ur not in this story gtfo
"o $rry" ke$ha said. then ke$ha disappear.

"every 1 was shocked by hte motiv... but that didnt stop lolita rihanna from comign up wiff a plan! oh and btw multiple ppl r gonna com up wiff stupid plans dis story instead of just 1 person bc assahina isnt in this story" narrator said. wait wtf did i just narrate my own narration.

"narrator thats some inception shit right there." selener said. ya i agre selenr n e weys yaaaaaa so lolita rihanna then spoke up.

"ok so theres this cheap wooden cabbin where half da shit is falling apart nd ther r pickaxes and axes and im pretty sure somebody used that cabin to murder ppl walking in hte woods nd half of the shit in there is broken and it kinda smells like mildew but i think itd be the perfect place 2 host a party!"

every 1 agred. so then they decided 2 make their way over 2 the cheap ass cabin 4 a party!

(2 BE CONTINUE)

STUDENTS REMAINING: 16/16

HAJIMEME HINATA

MAHIRU KOIZUMI

KO

CHIAKI NANAMI

KOMARU NAEGI

LOLITA RIHANNA

HIYOKO SEYONJI

GUNDAMN TANAKA

HANNAH MONTANA

PEKO PEKOMAMA

FUYUKANTSPELLTHISSHIT KUZURYUU

SELENER GOMEZ

IBUKI MIODA

KAZOODISKSDFSDFFDS SODA

LEDY GAGA

AKANE OWARI

ENDING PICTURE:

Naegi is in the middle of a classroom, nd she is smiling and she has HER HANDZ up in the air happily, except shes flicking off the camera. Hinata is sitting next 2 her, and does NOT look happy.

(2 BE CONTINUE...)

(WHAT DID U THINK WAS IT GOOD? WAS IT GOOD? Is it as good as last story or bettr? pls let me kno bc i want 2 make sure this story is as KWALI-T as da last 1. thanx!

o and also the reason y both girl naegi nd hinata wer in hte ending pic? IS BC DERES GONNA BE 2 MAIN PROTAGONISTS DIS STORY! *Collective gasping* ya i kno rl shoking lolz let me kno what u think)