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okay lelz nao time 4 answering revoows
gingericus19: lolz u rly think its bettr? ty dat meens a lot.
CaptainPancakes: yeessss honey boo boo is usami/monomi lelz bc honny booboos against fiting (i think lmfao)
Mr. Monobear and Ibuki Mioda: thanx i luv 2 blow ppls minds bc ya suprises r rveyrything. i rly hope u like dis chaptr
"wtf dis da lamest party evr" kuzuryuu said. "like where tf r da horny girlz at. every party ive been 2 thers been tons of them"
"kazoo wtf ur like 6 shudnt u be watching cartoons insted of partying" ledy gaga asked.
"dnt tell kazoo wtf 2 do bc by the time i was 6 i was 5 year old nd had 5 boyfriend nd 2 girlfriends" sonia said.
"y'all motha fuckas need help" hannah said. ok so lets see what hinata nd nanami nd ko nd naegi r up 2.
we find hinata staring intently at an orange colored liquid in a wine glass.
"so... its juice... from a orange?" hinata asked.
"yes hinate weave been over this like 6 times." naegi said. "how tf hav u nevr had orange juice b4?"
"such amaze. wow. much beauty" hinata said.
"drink up, hinata-kun." ko said.
"why yes komaeda girls CAN play video gamez i bet u didnt know that." nanami said.
"ummmm ya i no i nevr said they coodnt"
"oh i thot u said something. Nanameme said. dumb bich.
it took lolita rihanna ovr 4 minute 2 process what the letter said... and then once she realize... she scream! "omfg guise!" she yeld. "plz come here its important! nd then ya every 1 came ovr there.
"wtf do u want lolita rihanna kant u see im ovr here getting my weave did?" sonia asked, wiff her hair half in cornrows and half in some weird ponytail with a braid around it. speaking of witch wtf is up with sonias hair is it like a ponytail or what that shit confuses me.
"ummm narrator-chan arent u getting a bit discrackted?" lolita rihanna asked, shaking her hed. "anyweys... i just got a note... here it is!"
lolita rihanna shoed every 1 da noet... nd it said...
"THER IZ GOIGN 2 B UH MERDER TONITE"
every 1 screemed! the thot that some 1 here cood merder... it rly scared every 1.
"what if they merder me tho i havent even gotten 2 taste my orenge joose yet :("
"silly hinata-kun i sent that note out intending 2 kill selener not u" ko said. everyone stared at ok "oh shit i mean... silly hinata-kun i sent that note out intending 2 kill selener not u... ok yah PHEW i thought i just accidentally admitted 2 sending that note good thing im good at improvising... WAIT FUCK!"
"what the fuck komaeda" hinata said.
"lolz ya i wanted 2 murder bc it brings out da shining hope in each of u."
"as the super high school level psychologist i can determine that KO IS FUCKING CRAZY!" owari yelled.
"quick somebody take down ko b4 he murders somebody!" selener yelled.
and then suddenly the lights cut off.
"oh fuck some 1 turn da lites back on!" lolita rihanna yelled.
"koizumi im scared!" seyoji said
"frick u seyonji" koizumi said.
and then they heard the sound of crashing glass, followed by hinate screaming like shinji ikari.
"god damn hinata what the fuck" peko asked.
"did some 1 merder hinata?" nanami asked.
"no im k" hinata sed.
and then the lights came back on... and when they did... everyone screamed! AHHHHH!
"OH MY GOD... N-NO!" hinata said.
"guys i s2g i didnt do the murder." ko said. every 1 stared in horror...
because...
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hinata's orange juice was on the ground, broken.
nicki minajs voice boomed over the intercom. "okay bitchez! so we like, totally got a dead body here!" nicki announced. "were gonna be holding a court seshun soon, k? so ya... imma give u all alitte time 2 investigate the body b4 court so... ya"
every 1 stared at the broken glass of orange juice in horror.
"who... cood have committed this vile merder...?" koizumi asked.
"its a fuckin glass of orange juice are we seriously gonna hold a fricking trial 4 it?" seyonji asked.
hinata was crying :( so sad :( like im writing this now nd im crying its so sad. "seyonji... orange juice-chan wasn't just a glass of orange juice... orange juice-chan... WAS ALSO MY LOVER! :(" then every 1 except 4 seyonji crie 4 hinatas lover :(
(2 B CONTINUE)
STUDENTS REMAINING: 16/17
HAJIMEME HINATA
HINATA'S ORANGE JUICE
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KO
CHIAKI NANAMI
KOMARU NAEGI
LOLITA RIHANNA
HIYOKO SEYONJI
GUNDAMN TANAKA
HANNAH MONTANA
PEKO PEKOMAMA
FUYUKANTSPELLTHISSHIT KUZURYUU
SELENER GOMEZ
IBUKI MIODA
KAZOODISKSDFSDFFDS SODA
LEDY GAGA
AKANE OWARI
ENDING PICTURE:
Naegi is in the middle of a classroom, nd she is smiling and she has HER HANDZ up in the air happily, except shes flicking off the camera. Hinata is sitting next 2 her, and in his hands is Orange Juice-Chan, Hinata is blushuuing! Oh and Orange Juice-Chan is blushuuing 2!
(2 BE CONTINUE...)
(an: OMFG I'M CRYGIGN SO HARD AT THIS CHAPTER U DNT EVEN KNO :( LIKE HINATA X ORANGE JUICE IS MY OTP ND... ND... *SNIFF* LET ME KNO WHAT U THNK OF THIS CHAPTER I WERKD RLY HARD ON IT ND CRIED RLY HRD AT IT :( K THX BAI)