gingericus19: lmfao ikr. iboobki was luck e this round. may b even... super high school level lucky. jk bc shes not naegi lol.

ThirdDespairSister: i knooooowwwww i was scared 4 ibuki nd peko 2 but thx 2 honey boo bo we hav nothign 2 worry about.

MaryTalons: wat am i supposed 2 look up on tumblr specifically?

Serious AN: Okay so... I just realized I have nothing to do for the third fic in this... Incredibly pointless series. I was thinking of making the third one an SYOC so every 1 cn share dere wonderbar ocs but... Would that be taking it too far? Any thoughts?

everyone met outside of da kawaii as fuck statue of nicki minaj.

"yo nicki isnt this a little egotisticl?" ko asked.
"when is nicki never NOT egotistastical?" koizumi said.
"no no no you guys are looking at the wrong damn statue" nicki said. friggin dumbasses. they turned over to the statue that was only 3 ft away. that was like 2 miles 4 those of u who dont kno :) lelz ok ya but it was a statue of monobear twerking.

"k so is everyone here?" nicki asked.
"ummmmm no. selener and kuzuryuu arent here" naegi said.
"god dammit you guys were supposed to keep an eye out for selener." nicki said.
"guyyyyyyyssss wook over here!" honey boo boo yelled. she had selener and kazoo tied up.
"boo boo fuckin let me go i dont wanna be in this fuckin gay trial." kuzu said.

"kuzu why tf r u using gay as an insult its a fricking sexual orientation not an insult. be proper like a man" koizumi said.
"fine i dont wanna be in this slightly homosexual trial." kuzu said.
"gdi" koizumeme said. and then the magical elevator came from the magical twerking monobear statue.

"ew wtf" lolita rihanna said.
"#kawaii" peko said.
"lmfao yea so lets ride the escaltor that came from monobears ass that sounds like a plan." sonia said. then they boareded the escalator...

...

...

and ended up in the tiny ass elevator. and lemme tell you. dis elevator was smaller than mukuro ikusabas titties. yes we still make that joke even in the sequel. okay then everyone went to court.

"okay bitches so lemme explain what happens in court. basically you guys mass deb8 on what happens nd then i laugh bc youre all a bunch of stupid asses."
"as the super high school level genius, i take offense 2 that." owari said.
"owari pls." nicki said. "anyways... hinatas basically a crying puddle of water over orange juice-chan so... ya komaru is p much gonna be the protag of this trial."
"umm excuse me r u implying that girls cant play video games because they can. even bettr then guys can. im one of those girls 4 example and-"
"nanami please shut the fuck up and mass debate."

NONSTOP DEBATE

soda: okay who tf killed hinatas orange juice
selener: not me
seyonji: not me.
selener: i wasnt even in the room at the time of orange juice chans merder so ya.

naegi: YOU'VE GOT HTE WROGN!

END NONSTOP DEBATE

"selener... thers a huge flaw in ur testimony!"
"wh-whats wrong with it?" selener asked.
"you see... i kno 4 a fact that u were in the room... BECAUSE I'VE BEEN KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR YOU!"
"oh frick" selener said.
"so does this mean that seleners the merderer?" koizumi asked.
"yea" naegi said.
"no" selener said.
"well fuck now im out of ideas." naegi said.

"hmm yes i do believe that a mass debation is in order here?" lolita rihanna said

NONSTOP DEBATE

selener: wow this is rly tough... tougher than nidai.
owari: who?
selener: lelz idk
seyonji: why the actual FUCK are we holding a trial for a god damn glass of orange juice. r u guys srsly debating nd calling this a kreul merder? it was just a glass of juice.

Hinata: YOU'VE GOT HTE WROGN!

"that was my lover you fricker. i remembr all hte good times we had... even wen we first met on the island in the first chapter. nd yes this is completely canon.

FLASHBACK

"hi orange juice chan ily" hinata said.
"..." orange juice chan said.
"wow were gonna be 2gethr 5 evr"
nanameme then leanded ovr nd wispered 2 orange juice-chan "im gonna kill u as soon as we get out of here bc hinata is my man."

END FLASHBACK

everyone gasped! nanami just stood there.
"well lmao looks like im caught" nanami said.
"nanamy y? :(" hinata asked, crying bc of orange juice chan.
"bc hinate... i love u!" nanami admitted, blushuing.
"wat... no thats impossibru... bc I LOVE HINATA-KUN!" ko admitted, blushuuing.
"wtf do i actually have ppl fiting over me? this is awesome!" hinata said. "but b4 this continues lets do climax inference."

CLIMAX INFERENCE

"ok so nanami was rly jelus of orange juice chan so she came up with a brilliant plan. using her gamer girl technology she cut the lights off at the party. and then when i wasnt looking she took orange juice chan and smashed him on the ground. nd thats the truth of dis diablogicul merder."

END CLIMAX INFERENCE

"ummm ya okay bitches time 2 vote" nicki said.

CHIAKI NANAMI- GUILTY

"okay ya soooo nanami did it." nicki said.

hinata gasped. "nanami how cood u..."
"hinata what the frick i just admitted it nd everything." nanami said.

"lmfao ya so... its time for nanamis execution!"
"wh" nanami said.

GAME OVER

SELENER GOMEZ HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY

SELENER GOMEZ EXECUTION: KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR SELENER

lmfao so ya a giant chain comes from a magical room and drags selener along like the lil bitch she is. and then suddenly shes brought up and tied 2 a pole... and there she sees a baseball shooter thingy. except its filled with a shit ton of glass eyes. and well... you all know leons execution in canon. its pretty much that but with glass eyes.

"nicki what the fuck" hannah said.
"lmao i accidentally left the execution machine on "keep an eye out for selener mode." it was an honest mistake."
hinata cried :( "but... that means that orange juice-chan's merder is still alive. she needs 2 be punished!"
"lol hinata no this execution was 2 extreme. thats it 4 this trial." nicki said. nd then they all went back 2 the island.

STUDENTS REMAINING: 15/17

HAJIMEME HINATA
HINATA'S ORANGE JUICE
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KO
CHIAKI NANAMI
KOMARU NAEGI
LOLITA RIHANNA
HIYOKO SEYONJI
GUNDAMN TANAKA
HANNAH MONTANA
PEKO PEKOMAMA
FUYUKANTSPELLTHISSHIT KUZURYUU
SELENER GOMEZ
IBUKI MIODA
KAZOODISKSDFSDFFDS SODA
LEDY GAGA
AKANE OWARI

ENDING PICTURE:

Naegi is in the middle of a classroom, nd she is smiling and she has HER HANDZ up in the air happily, except shes flicking off the camera. Hinata is sitting next 2 her, and in his hands is Orange Juice-Chan, Hinata is blushuuing! Oh and Orange Juice-Chan is blushuuing 2! Selener is off in the top left corner, with a microphone in her hand singing her hit song "wen u r redy com nd get it"

(2 BE CONTINUE...)