ok ok im soooooo sory 4 not upd8ing. u see what had happened was finuls came up nd then so did christmas and i was tired :O buuuut ya now im back mkay so kawaii xD
but srsly im rly rly sorry for my hiayetus its just that i rly havent been up 2 typing at al lately :( but im now back!
also, pls read my othr fic 'hopes national park: a feeling of despair' its unrelated 2 da life of new hope series but i put sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much effor in2 it nd its rly good so pls red nd review it itd meen a lot :)
yaaaa um pls dont forget 2 submit 2 da syoc i need more males pls sumbit males pls do it pls bbys pls. im think that im gonna do it as a side series, as opposed 2 a 3rd fic in da series so i dont make peoepl wait 2 see dere characters. wat shood i do? lemme know in da revoows.
so last time on dangan ronpa a life of new hope 2 shit happened. and now people formed a band. but seleners dead so its not complete :( how fuckin dare nicki do dis #rude
anyways so ya the ppl who werent in the band were in the audeince eagerly awaiting the moosic 2 play.
"i cant believe they formed a band and didnt include the queen of twerk." seyonji said.
"ik seyonji im pissed that they didnt include me." seyonji said.
"bich no im the master of twerk." seyonji said.
"ummmmm no that me -_-" sonic said.
"im rly excited 4 dis band." lolita rihanna said, her fat rolls jiggling with joy.
"god damn lolita rihanna u rly let urself go since the first fic." koizumi said.
"yaaaaaaaa thats bc im not really lolita rihanna im just an imposter." she said.
"wh" koizumi said.
"ummmm i mean ya bc i becam a food enthusiest nd ate a lot."
"o okay."
meanwhiel the kawaii desu twerkfest was getting redy 2 perform 4 every 1.
"omfg guys we have a problem." ledy gaga sayd.
"we do? i dont foresee any problems wiff dis concert." soda said.
"IBUKI THINKS THAT EVERYONE IS GONNA TURN UP AT THIS CONCERT."
hannah then replied "yeaaaaa dis gonna be off the chain. if hannah montana (and definitely not maizono sayaka) says it you kno its troo"
"but guys, they kant turn up if we dont have any songs to perform." ledy gaga said.
"o shit" soda said
"o shit" hannah sed.
"O SHIT" ibuki said.
"yea." gaga said.
"hey wasnt lolita rihanna in our group?" soda.
"LMAO YEA BUT SHE SAID SHE WAS 2 KAWAII FOR US AND THEN SHE QUIT." i think we know who said (if u dont know it was ledy gaga.)
"w8. GUYS I HAV A SOLUTION! :D" soda said wiff a kawaii smiley face. "I kno a girl. her name is Mikan QueenOfAnalFisting Tsumiki and she is the queen of anal fisting and getting turnt up."
":O" hanna said. "k ya bring her here den."
then soda did a magical girl transformation to look rly kawaii. hes sailor kitty face. and then he used his kawaii staff to summon mikan gets turned up tsumiki.
"h-h-h-hi i-i-i-i'm m-m-mikan t-tsum-miki." mikan said.
SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL TIME TO TURN UP- MIKAN TSUMIKI
"WHY THE FUCK WAS THERE CAPS AND BOLDING IN THAT INTRODUCTION TO TSUMIKI WHEN IBUKI IS THE ONLY PERSON ALLOWED TO USE NEEDLESS CAPS AND BOLDING." o im rly sorry ibuki its just that thats how i introduce ppl. "IT'S OKAY NARRATOR-CHAN IBUKI FORGIVES YOU."
"anyways... tsumik san i ned u 2 help all of my friends out there turn up bc we need 2 rite some music."
"shes way 2 shy how can she turn up?" hannah said.
"i-i-ill show you h-how to t-t-t-t turn up!" soomikey sayd. and then she went out 2 da stage. AND THEN HARDCORE DUBSTEP STARTED PLAYING. AND THEN TSUMIKI STARTED TURNING UP. AND THEN EVERYONE STARTED TURNING UP. AND THEN LOLITA RIHANNA'S FAT ROLLS WERE EVEN TURNING UP.
IT WAS
SO
TURNT
UP
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TURNT UP IT WAS OMFG IT WAS MORE TURNT UP THEN WHEN YOU TURN DA OVEN ON HIGH.
"well id talk about how turnt up this jam is but narrator-chan is already doing a gud job of describing it." hannah said.
but then everything changed when they heard seyonji call something out.
"dis is rly turnt up but where are the kawaii desu twerkfest." seyonji sayd.
"OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK IBUKI THINKS WE NEED ANOTHER PLAN!"
the kawaii desu twerkfest were in kwite hte conundrum nao! :O
OH BUT DID I MENTION HOW MUCH MIKAN TSUMIKI TURNT UP
SHE TURNT UP SO MUCH THAT SHE'S A MEMBER OF DA CAST NOW!
it was that turnt up tho
STUDENTS REMAINING: 15/18
HAJIMEME HINATA
HINATA'S ORANGE JUICE
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KO
CHIAKI NANAMI
KOMARU NAEGI
LOLITA RIHANNA
MIKAN TSUMIKI
HIYOKO SEYONJI
GUNDAMN TANAKA
HANNAH MONTANA
PEKO PEKOMAMA
FUYUKANTSPELLTHISSHIT KUZURYUU
SELENER GOMEZ
IBUKI MIODA
KAZOODISKSDFSDFFDS SODA
LEDY GAGA
AKANE OWARI
ENDING PICTURE:
Naegi is in the middle of a classroom, nd she is smiling and she has HER HANDZ up in the air happily, except shes flicking off the camera. Hinata is sitting next 2 her, and in his hands is Orange Juice-Chan, Hinata is blushuuing! Oh and Orange Juice-Chan is blushuuing 2! Selener is off in the top left corner, with a microphone in her hand singing her hit song "wen u r redy com nd get it"
(2 BE CONTINUE...)
(AN: ITS BEEN A LONG TIME AND IM RUSTY BUT WAS IT GOOD WAS IT GOOD? LET ME KNO WAT U THINK WEN U REVIEW PLS I WORKED RLY HARD ON DIS CHAPTER. REVIEWS MEAN A LOT 2 ME.)
