it was really suspenseful among the kawaii desu twerkfest group. like... rly suspenseful. and shcoking. more shoking than wen i found out 11037 meant leon in canon danganronpa! :O :O :O lyk who evr expected dat?!
n e ways... especially hannah montana. hana montana was in a pickle... and usualy its the other way around lmao. but what were they gonna do? they couldnt just tel every 1 that they didn't have any music 2 play.
that is... until ibuki got an idea!
"IBUKI HAS AN IDEA!" ibuki yelled. ibuki had an idea.
"guys i think ibuki has an idea!" soda said. he thought ibuki had an idea.
"wats ur plan ibuki?" nanami said... except nanami isnt in this group so ledy gaga said it instead.
"WELL... IT'S ONLY SEYONJI THAT'S CAUSING PROBLEMS... RITE? SO ALL WE HAVE 2 DO IS GET HER MIND OFF OF THE BAND... OR SHUT HER UP!"
"alright and just how do u plan on doing that?" gaga asked. "by making her listen 2 artpop?"
"NO THIS IS IBUKI'S PLAN!" and then ibuki went and turned the lights off. i mean she turned htem lights off good... like how ishimaru is turned off by girls #nohomo
but there was a problem...
because...
when hte lights come back on...
everyone SCREAMED! :O
because... leaning over in her chair, dead, with a multiple 3DS styluses that are every color of the rainbow stabbed in her chest...
was the corpse of hiyoko seyonji.
"MY YURI!" koizumi yelled.
"o shit." naegi said.
"can i have dialogue in this arc no-" lol shut the fuck up hinata.
"who... dared to do this!" koizumi yelled. meanwhile, bakstage...
"wow ibuki great plan. now we gotta keep the fact that u merdered seyonji a secret! :O :O :O" hannah said.
"good job ibuki!" soda said with a smile. "now we can focus on turning up!" did i mention that mikan was still turning up? bc thats important.
"ily ibuki you saved the concert!"
"BUT IBUKI DIDN'T KILL SEYONJI-SAND!"
"i cant believe you confessed im telling everyone hey guys ibuki killed seyonji." lolita rihana said. and then every 1 stare at ibuki.
"lmao iboobki looks like ur in truble now." ledy gaga sayd.
"as the super high school level cop, im afraid i must arest u ibuki." owari said.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE IBUKI ALIVE!" ibuki said.
"well shit im out of ideas." owari said. "I cant arrest her bc as the super high school level pacifist i cant kill anyone :("
and then nickis voice boomed over the intercom. "okay bitches, so like, a dead body has been found. i know im late as shit with this but I have a good reason... i was tryna beat the fairy type gym in pokemon Sex and Y! but ya shes so hard 2 beat #2hard but her outfit be cute asf."
"ummm as a girl gamer i can say that valerie is the creppiest gem leeder in pokemon x." nanami said.
"shut the fuck up you bitch i should have executed yo stupid ass at the first trial but NOOOOOO selener just HAD to fuck shit up. shaking my fuckin head" nicki said.
"d-d-don't worry g-g-g-g-g-guys! w-w-we can f-f-fix this b-b-by TURNING UP!" mikan yelled.
"mikan we aint got time to turn up :(" koizumeme said. "my yuri is dead and we gotta figure out who killed her."
"but didnt we just establish that it was ibuki? did any 1 see what happen?" lolita rihanna said.
"idk but where the hell are my 3ds styluses all of them are gone. i cannot raise the dark lords of destruction properly without them." gundamn said.
"looks lyk there stabbed in hte victim!" sonic exclaimed. "does this mean u kiled her?! if so u da baddest bitch and ull get sum from me tonite."
"what the fuck sonia" naegi said.
"o ya i did kill seyonji then. so when we fuckin?" tanaka said.
"way to go, dude!" soda said. "you won over sonias heart and now you get to do the frickle frackle with her! so kawaii!" and then soda and tanaka hi fived. and i literally mean high fived... they got high and then counted to five 2gether.
except the only problem wiff that is that they took up all hte investilation time by getting high 2gether! :O
"okay bitches its time 4 da trial. make ur way to da twerking monobear statue so da trail can begun!" nicki said.
"aaaannnnnd once again we dont have any evidense." naegi said. "gdi."
haha no evidence naegi.
"frick u narrotor" ok sorry niggi-kun.
"my yuri is dead :( im so sad imma cry. we coulda been hte next assahina and sakure :("
and ya so from there they went down 2 da twerking monobear statue. to prepare 4 da most epic trail yet!
STUDENTS REMAINING: 15/18
HAJIMEME HINATA
HINATA'S ORANGE JUICE
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KO
CHIAKI NANAMI
KOMARU NAEGI
LOLITA RIHANNA
MIKAN TSUMIKI
HIYOKO SEYONJI
GUNDAMN TANAKA
HANNAH MONTANA
PEKO PEKOMAMA
FUYUKANTSPELLTHISSHIT KUZURYUU
SELENER GOMEZ
IBUKI MIODA
KAZOODISKSDFSDFFDS SODA
LEDY GAGA
AKANE OWARI
ENDING PICTURE:
Naegi is in the middle of a classroom, nd she is smiling and she has HER HANDZ up in the air happily, except shes flicking off the camera. Hinata is sitting next 2 her, and in his hands is Orange Juice-Chan, Hinata is blushuuing! Oh and Orange Juice-Chan is blushuuing 2! Selener is off in the top left corner, with a microphone in her hand singing her hit song "wen u r redy com nd get it" seyonji is at another table playing twerk twerk revolution.
(2 BE CONTINUE...)
(AN: SO WHO DO U THINK KILLED SEYONJI?! I WANAN KNO. AND ALSO WAT DID U THINK OF DIS CHAPTR WAS IT GOOD WAS IT GOOD?)