Dangan Ronpa a life of new hope 2: nicki minaj's revenge

by wmsm5ever

oh lawdy lawd nicki minaj is at it again! but this time with honey boo boo "monomi" trying to stop her! join hajimeme hinata and his men ko, nanami, and girl naegi as they try to escape. the murder mysterys in this will be even more elaborate than the first time! there will also be more sad drama, and more feels. so enjoy! (Not a serious Dangan Ronpa fic. Intended as a parody)

11. class trial 2: i live 4 the applause

so we made our way down 2 da twerking monobear statue. which lmao idk why we even know who monobear is bc its nicki in this story not monobear but that isn't the point. anyways we oh shit i just realized this story is in third person okay ya time 2 go back 2 third person pov

so once everyone made der way 2 the twerking monobear statue, nicki appeared.

"i forgot 2 enter da trial room b4 da trial so imma enter the elevator wif yall k?" nicki said.
"ay booboos did u miss me?" honey booboo said.
"hi monomi" nanami greeted.
"frick u u killed orange joose cahn :(" honey boo boo said. hinata crie bc of orange juice chan.

"so... lets go." and then the escalator came out from the twerking monobear statues ass. they all got on it... only to be lead onto an elevator. and lemme tell u this elevator was smaller than mukuro ikusabas tittes.

"uuuugggggggghhhhh how many times are u gonna make that joke narrator chan?" koizumi asked. lmao fine

this elevator was smaller than mahiru koizumis tittes.

"frick u." koizumi said. "anyways who u think killed my yuri bc i want them 2 be executed."
"it had 2 be ibuki bc she admitted it." peko said.
"FRICK U PEKOYAMA-SAN IBUKI DIDNT ADMIT TO NOTHING."

and then the elevator stop. and then everyone went 2 der stands. except 4 da dead people. dere were signposts with their pictures crossed out.

"ok so i think u know how da trials work from last tiem. time 2 mass debate every 1"

NONSTOP DEBATE

hinata: okay im gonna be protag this trial bc i wasnt last time
every 1: k
tsumiki: i-i-i-if its a-any h-h-help... seyonji-san is prolly turning up in da afterlyf with orange juice-chan and selener.
hinata: thanx 4 da inspiration :)
hinata: ok so who killed seyonji.
peko: not me

hinata: YOU'VE GOT HTE WROGN!

END NONSTOP DEBATE

"pekoyama ur a fricking liar" hinata said. "u spoke up first so u have 2 be da culprit."

pekoyama: SILENCE!

and then pekoyama sliced hinata wiff her sord. but it only cut him it didnt kill him.

"they dont call me pekoyama simon blackquil peko for nothing hinate."
"why the fuck is my blood pink?" hinata asked.
"because there isn't enough hope in your blood, hinata-kun." komaeda said.

"n e ways i didnt kill anyone. i kno its chapter 2 but that doesnt mean i did it."
"o ok so then im out of ideas."
"u shud have hope, hinata-kun." komaidea said.

"w8! i think i kno who did it!" hinate yelled wiff pashun. so much pashun omfg so u kno he gone get dis rite. "theres only one person it cood b."

MAKE AN ACCUSATION!

HAJIMEME HINATA
HINATA'S ORANGE JUICE
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KO
CHIAKI NANAMI
KOMARU NAEGI
LOLITA RIHANNA
MIKAN TSUMIKI
HIYOKO SEYONJI
[GUNDAMN TANAKA]
HANNAH MONTANA
PEKO PEKOMAMA
FUYUKANTSPELLTHISSHIT KUZURYUU
SELENER GOMEZ
IBUKI MIODA
KAZOODISKSDFSDFFDS SODA
LEDY GAGA
AKANE OWARI

hinata: IT COOD OLNY BE U!

"tanaka... ur the only one here wiff a 3ds bc were all a bunch of poor assholes. so that meens only u cood hav stabbed seyonji."
"le gasp! tanaka... y did u use styluses. u could have stabbed seyonji wit hope nd not be caught." komaeda said.
"shut up komaeda" everyone said.
"muahahahahahahahaha!" gundamn laughed his typical laff. "foolish mortals. i was playing my 3ds when seyonji got stabbed... nanami can confirm dis."
"i am a professional girl gamer so i know when videya gaymes are being played." nanami said. "before seyonjis merder, tanaka complained about 1 of his styluses going missing."

FLASHBACK

"who here has seen frozen bc its a good movie." tanaka said. "oh btw all of my 3ds styluses going missing."

END FLASHBACK

"but... nanami... u sed that 1 of his styluses went missing... but hte flashback shoed dat all of his styluses went missing." tsumiki said. "i cant turn up at the trial if u lye like this."
"aha! so soomiki-san... by saying that, uve proved ledy gaga 2 be da culprit!"
"what" ledy gaga sayd. "how did u kno."
"bc i saw u take gundamns styluses while we were turning up." nanami said.

"ugh ok ya im caught." ledy gaga said.

"time for a cliiiimmmaaaaax inferennncccceeee!" hinata sayd in a efeminate tone!'

CLIMAX INFERENCE

"this crime was so elaborate #2elaborate. first, ledy gaga knew ibuki wood turn da lites off. so b4 she turned da lites off she stole styluses from gundamn. and then she murdered seyonji, making it look lyk ibuki and tanaka did it."

END CLIMAX INFERENCE

koizumi was crying "w-why did u do it? why did u kill seyonji?"

"well u see... what had happened was... seyonji and i used 2 work 2gethr nd make ablums 3gethr and stuf. but then she left 2 persue a new hit taken on by women all over amerika... twerking. a crasze started by none other then sayaka miley cyrus maizono."
hannah montana looked around suspiciously "idk who that is."

"and she didnt even buy ARTPOP!" ledy gaga cried out. it was so sad #2sad. "so i killed her out of revenge."

"okay bitches time 2 vote!" nicki announced.

LEDY GAGA: GUILTY

"yaaaa u guys were korrect 4 a secund time... ledy gaga killed hiyoko seyonji." every 1 gasped.

"so... wat do u have in store 4 mai execushun..." gaga asked, worriedly.
"glad u asked!" nicki said. "lets get dis show on da rode... its punishment thyme!"

GAME OVER

LEDY GAGA HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY

COMMENCING EXECUTION

LEDY GAGA EXECUTION: THE LEDY GAGA TORTURE SPECIAL

ledy gaga stood on a platform as a bunch of contraptions appeared behind her. her execution wood be based off of lady gagas songs witch i dont own #nocopyrightinfridgementhere.

POKR FAYCE!

ledy gaga gets hit with cards and makes a crazy ass face lmao

TELEFHONE!

she got pulted by various phones, both landline and cellular

I WANAN TAKE A RIDE ON UR DISCO STICK

next, shes on a stick that looks like a disco ball, going around at over 500 mph.

APPLAWSE

4 da grand finale, ledy gaga gets smashed by a pair of giant pair of hands, it makes a clapping sound. then a bunch of monobears in the crowd applaud for her execution.

END EXECUTION

"lmfao that was a crazy ass execution." nicki said.

"i cant believe this." was all hinata could say. "she got executions based on her music... i wanna kill some 1 2 see what my execution is."
"ooh! i-i-i h-a-ave an i-dea!" tsumiki sed. "but i-itll take soem time 2 throw 2getthr. so please w8 for it."

so now all htey cood do was freak out over ledy gagas execution.

STUDENTS REMAINING: 14/18

HAJIMEME HINATA
HINATA'S ORANGE JUICE
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KO
CHIAKI NANAMI
KOMARU NAEGI
LOLITA RIHANNA
MIKAN TSUMIKI
HIYOKO SEYONJI
GUNDAMN TANAKA
HANNAH MONTANA
PEKO PEKOMAMA
FUYUKANTSPELLTHISSHIT KUZURYUU
SELENER GOMEZ
IBUKI MIODA
KAZOODISKSDFSDFFDS SODA
LEDY GAGA
AKANE OWARI

ENDING PICTURE:

Naegi is in the middle of a classroom, nd she is smiling and she has HER HANDZ up in the air happily, except shes flicking off the camera. Hinata is sitting next 2 her, and in his hands is Orange Juice-Chan, Hinata is blushuuing! Oh and Orange Juice-Chan is blushuuing 2! Selener is off in the top left corner, with a microphone in her hand singing her hit song "wen u r redy com nd get it" Seyonji is at another table playing twerk twerk revolution. Ledy Gaga is standing up and posing with her hands on her hips, wearing a meat dress.

(2 BE CONTINUE...)