it was early in the morning. not a sound was stirring. not even ibuki and her needless caps and bolding :O but sometign was off... because koizumi was in hte kafeteria, making something. and yes i just suddenly introduced a cafeteria fite me irl.

but she was making something. not food but.. a mural of some sort.

"yes omfg this mural is soooo kawaii. i just know that seyonji, whos likely burning in the pits of hell because of how much shes corrupted the youth of society, will love it :3"

HTE NEXT MORNING

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" ibuki yelled wiff fear. every 1 kame runingn into hte clasroom i mean cafeteria.
"i heard screaming whos the lucky fucker getting some d." hannah montana asked.
"ummm what the hell hanamura no ibuki was yelling at that." peko said, pointing at a crazy ass mural wiff pictures of seyonji and koizumi. it looked like some kind of sacrifice 2 satin. "y did u think somebody was doing the frickle frackle."
"sory pekonisha its just that i havent gotten any d since i got here." hannah said. "im vitamin d deficient."
"i feel u." hinata agreed. "i wanted to get wiff ko but hes crazy."

"if u have enough hope i mite tickle ur pickle, hinata-kun :^)" ko said.
"how about no." hinata said.
"k."
"k"

soooo next in da room were sonia, soda, and tanaka.

"good morning mortals." tanaka sed.
"ummmm u lied 2 me thats y im not gonna frick wiff u." sonia said.
"wow gundamn u done goofed." soda said.
":(" gundamn said.

and then all the other ppl entered the room.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! O.o" kazoo asked.
"ummmm kuzuryuu did u just say the f word?!" peko asked.
"no..."
"SHUTCHO LYIN ASS UP!" peko yelled, slicing kuzu wiff a sword.
"owch."

"soooo what should we explore on hte island, naegi?" hinata sked. gurl naegg thot 4 a minuit.
"hmmm there seems to be a club that opened up after the trial. it's called the..." she paused, and snickered for a moment.

"titty typhoon."

everyone snickered. heeeheeeehheee titty typhoon.

"heeheeheeheee titty typhoon." kuzuryuu said. "...what are titties?"
"gay." tsumiki said.
"ummm excuse me im only 6 and ive gotten like 10 times more action then hinata has." kuzu said.

"ten times zero is zero..." naegi said.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" everyone oooohhhed at naegi who was laying down some sick burns.

"OKAY NO BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" ibuki asked, pointing to the mural to satan i mean seyonji.
"ohhh um ya idk." koizumi said.
"SORE WA CHIGAO YOW." hinata said in bad japanese. "koizumi ur a damn lier nd u know it."
"i cant believe koizumi is a satanist." lolita rihanna said.
"noooo im not beyonce i just made tht 2 remembr my dear seyonji :(" koizumi say. and then she crie. then every 1 else crie. GOD DAMMIT NOW I'M CRYING.

"this is 2 sad how about we explore the tittty tyfoone now naegi?" hinata sed.
"ya ok." naegi agred.

so ya now naegi and hinata were checking out the titty typhoon. it was the perfect place to turn up.

"wow this is the perfect place to turn up." tsumiki said. it was the perfect place for turning up.
"ummm tsumiki we have a problem." soda pointed out. he pointed to a sign on the podium that was large. and on it... were large red letters with the words that tsumiki forever feared.

NO TURNING UP ALLOWED

tsumiki droped 2 da floor, with tears in her eyes. she breathed havily as she looked at da words again. cood it be? why would monobear stop them from turning up? she looked at da wurds for a third time... and then dramatically raised her hands in the air and then screamed with a voice that was so loud

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

STUDENTS REMAINING: 14/18

HAJIMEME HINATA
HINATA'S ORANGE JUICE
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KO
CHIAKI NANAMI
KOMARU NAEGI
LOLITA RIHANNA
MIKAN TSUMIKI
HIYOKO SEYONJI
GUNDAMN TANAKA
HANNAH MONTANA
PEKO PEKOMAMA
FUYUKANTSPELLTHISSHIT KUZURYUU
SELENER GOMEZ
IBUKI MIODA
KAZOODISKSDFSDFFDS SODA
LEDY GAGA
AKANE OWARI

ENDING PICTURE:

Naegi is in the middle of a classroom, nd she is smiling and she has HER HANDZ up in the air happily, except shes flicking off the camera. Hinata is sitting next 2 her, and in his hands is Orange Juice-Chan, Hinata is blushuuing! Oh and Orange Juice-Chan is blushuuing 2! Selener is off in the top left corner, with a microphone in her hand singing her hit song "wen u r redy com nd get it" Seyonji is at another table playing twerk twerk revolution. Ledy Gaga is standing up and posing with her hands on her hips, wearing a meat dress.

(2 BE CONTINUE...)

(AN: okay so yea i decided to stop doing da picture after every chapter. from now on the picture will only appear after some 1 dies. dis is bc of da word count of da story. thanx 4 understandign :) dis will be da last time da students remaining shows. )