sooooo tsumik wuz basekly sobing on the flor of da titty tyffon 4 a dur8shun of the tyme.

"ok so wat now" axed hinate bc he was bord. "im so bord"

"well u wwudnt be bored if we wr alowd 2 turn up here but we arent" sed tsumiki.

"ummmm weeee cood... incestigate da hospital dats here on da thrid island" naegi said ignorign stumiks stupd azz.

"k"

"yhu kno u al cud appreciate me bc it was me hoo banned da nex-"

"shut up hony bo boo."

"k" and then hunny booboo disapped.

hmmmmm so theres a hospitul... thot hinate.

"yeeeaaa we shud investigate the computer instead." said nanami.
"whoa wen did u get here nanameme?" hinate asked.
"likkkeeee 3 seconds ago." nanami said.
"o ok then lets go."

so nanami, hinate, and niggi all went 2 some large ass computer somewhere and turned it on.
"hmm... what is this?" asked hinata.
"thats a computer dumb ass." naegi informed hinata.
"no stupid i mean whats that on the screen?"

naegi looked at hte screen and focused on it for a moment. It was a picture. it rly intrigued naeleggi bc it was a picture of seyonji and koizumi in hte shower.

"whoa... that means... whoever trapped us here must be a big shippr of koizumixsaionji."
"ummm we all know ishimondo is the true otp." nanami said.
"wait wats more is that its a research paper! :O" sayd hinata wiff shok.
"wat."

Naegi skrolld down the research paper and read it aloud. hers wat it sayed.

THE LIFE OF NEW HOPE PROJECKT:

two years ago over 16 students were trapped at hopes peek akademy. every 1 was starstruk when dey found out it was nikki minaj dat traped dem der. this was al a trap devised by paula deen as prt of reserch. heres a pic of all da students;

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(Replace all da * with . 4 da picture. art kredit goes 2 KegMinami. dis was da pic used in his life of new hope reading. plz chek it out)

"ummm holy fucking shit..." nanami said. "i cant believe they allowed yaoi to be taken this is offensive and affects me so much."
"wowwwww nanami thats rly homophobic i wood nevr expect that from u." naeig said. "but ya korrect me if im wrong but that looks like lolita rihanna and koizumi."
"damn i looked so good back then." said lolita rihanna. every1 turned around and skreemed wenever tehy saw her.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH yelled niggi kun.
"but that girl thats twerking looks like hannah as well..." naegi said.
"2 spooky..." nanami said.
"anyways lolita rihanna wat do u want?" naegi asked.

"your virginity o shit i mean nicki wants us all 2 meet in da cafeteria for something. its another merder motive."
"o my god i cant deal with another trial right now. i havent gotten any d in ages im so sexually depraved its not even funny." said naegi.

then every 1 meeted at the cafeteria. there stood nicki. along wiff her wer ko, hanna, and akane.

"yea so this is kalled the nicki fever. basicklly u get rly sick wiff it and it makes u ack just like me in a certain way."

"I'MMA BAD BITH IMMA BAD BITCH. IMMA BAD BITCH IMMA BAD BITCH." said ko.
"wHERE IS SELENER? I... I GOTTA KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HER. GOTTA KEEP AN EYE OUT 4 SELENRER... GOTTA KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR SELENER." hannah montana said, twitching sykoticlly.
"you a stupid hoe you a stupid hoe. you a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe." akane said, wile krying.

"mommy peko im so scare #2scared" kuzu sed.
"its k kazoo mommy peko will protekt u from da evil nikki virus." pekomama said.

"lmao no u wont." nicki said. then wiff a wave of her magic weave, kuzu got da nicki fevr 2.

"I BEEZ IN DA TRAP BE BEEZ IN DA TRAP!" kazoo yelld.

"oh my god there are 2 many nicki references this chapter." soda said.
"i knooooo isnt it great? :3" nicki said.

"actually im a huge fan of nicki minaj so it isnt bad." tsumiki said. "it makes good turning up music"
lolita rihanna shot a glare over at tsumiki. her red eyes were redder then hagakure on 420. "i cannot believe i share air with dis girl. can you say thirsty? smh. kill yo self bitch." she said.
"wat! D:"

"t-this is bad..." nanami said.
"IBUKI IS SO SCARED!" yelled ibuki.
"GOD DAMN BITCH Y U YELLIN IN MA EAR LIKE THAT. MAKE MY EAR DRUM BURST HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" lolita rihanna yelled.

"um... okay yeah thats pm it bai." said nicki.

then she disappear.

"well... the only way we get rid of the nicki fever is 2 kill... this fuckin sucks dick." soda said. "big dick. like, big, fat, black dick. okay i just really want some dick right now but the situation at hand is really bad." soda said.

"you a stupid hoe you a stupid hoe (stupid stupid)" owari replied.

the thought of dis evil virus made every 1 shudder :(

(2 BE CONTINUE)