so mikan was now in a sexi as fuckk nurse outfit and she lookd supr kawaii and all da heterosexual men and yuris got nosebleeds bc sexy nurse.
"i bet u guys didnt know im also a registerd nurse" she sed.
"oo bby how about u nurse my diqq :)" sonia said.
"sonia what the fuck you dont even have a dick" hinata said.
"yea i do see?" she sed holding up a picture of dick gumhoe from ace aturney. "i bot it off of bad dragon."
"umm anyways im gonna nurse the nicki fever patents back 2 helt. so... time 2 go to da hospital"
soooooo on a very scrubs like transition kinda similar 2 wizerds of wavry prace they all wnt to da hospital. it took them 19 hours to get there because sonia wanted to stop for mcdonalds on the way and then it turned out there was no mcdonalds so they had to eat at burger king instead.
mikan was franting around panically looking 4 pekomama.
"ummm pekomama i need ur help" she said wiff a look of twerking desperation in her Is
"wat. im working on my manga i dont need u bothering me" peko seyd.
"no its just that kazoo wont fall asleep so i was hoping you cood sing him a lovely lullaby 2 soothe him." she asked of peko. peko sent nudes to tsumiki with a picture of her holding a thumbs up.
"grat! :D" mikan smiled.
they walked in to see kuzu on da bed throwing a fit.
"I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED I DON'T WANNA" he was kut off by peko slapping him in the face.
"SHUTCHO ASS UP CHILD!" peko yelled. kazoo instantly calmed down.
"starships were ment 2 fly, mommy peko..." kuzu informed.
"Shut the fuck up child its time for me to sing you ur favorite lullaby."
"YAY! :D" kuzu sed hapily.
peko cleared her thoat, and began 2 sing a lulaby that was so sweet:
"BREAK IT DOWN BITCH, LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP. DROP THAT ASS DOWN LOW THEN PICK THAT MUTHA FUCKA UP. YEA BREAK IT DOWN BITCH, LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP, DROP THAT ASS DOWN LOW THAN PICK THAT MOTHA FUCKA UP."
kuzu fell asleep mid lullaby bc it was that sweet :)
"thanks peko." mikan said. only 2 be cut by peko.
"dont fuckin interupt my manga work again bitch" she warned her.
"sorry :("
meanwhile hinata was keeping an eye on ko. nanami was wiff him bc ot3. anyways. while there, ko admitted something so shoking! :O
"i dont have hte fever hinate-pun. i just wanted 2 be involved 4 once #feelingleftout"
"why are u calling me hinata-pun."
"because you told a funny joke earlier but anyways i can see why orange juice chan loved u..."
"are you implying tht u wanna frick me" hinata asked.
"ya pretty much lmao." komaida said.
"no action for nanami then... I see :(" nanami said. then she walked away and took 3000 selfies with tha controller cord in her mouth #selfiesunday
"soooooooooo what now" ko asked.
"bye" hinata said. then his ahoge turned into a helicopter nd flew him into the air.
"vroom vroom, hinata-kun"
but then something happened. hiuntals ahoge spun 2 fast #2fast :O :O :O :O and then... it flew off and hinata crached into da hospital, landing on top of...
*dramatic piano playing*
kazoodisksdfsdffds soda!
"ooooo shit that rly hurt" soda said.
"im sorry" hinata said.
"its okay." soda said.
then who else to come up to them but nicki minaj!
"its not ok soda were gonna have to turn you into a robot bc of ur injuries." she said.
"ummmmmm no you dont im actually okay" soda said. then he looked down to see that he was on fire and rly woonded. "oh shit."
"yea" nicki said. then an ambulance came. soda was loded on the gurney.
"bye bye bye" soda said. then he was rushed 2 nickis klinic.
"fuck i feel so guilty for hurting soda!" hinata siad. then he heard the voice of peko screaming OW!
hinata was like WHAT HAPPEN! then he hear peko be all like
WHO'S AHOGE IS THIS!?
"o shit i dun fucked up i dun fucked up."
(2 BE CONTINUE)