NOTE THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST CHAPTER FOR A GOOD WHILE BECAUSE REASONS IF U WANT TO KNOW WHY MESSAGE ME OR SOMETHING IDK I DON'T FEEL LIKE EXPLAINING I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT SO ENJOY DA CHAPTR.

hospitals were infaymus 4 beign borign as hell so basically sonia and gundamn were sitting there bored.

"hai ledy soni mad?" asked gumnddnmsa.

"what the fuck kind of island is this? it aint got no mcdonalds so im stuck eating burger king wich is peasant food."
"ah k..." sed gumdand.
"so wats nuu wiff u?" asked sonic.
"did u her dat soda is geting turnded in2 a robot?" asked nidai i mean gumdand.

":O wat? that lil bich i cant fuck a robot dick thats not natural!" sed sonia.

then nickis voice boomed over the intercom. "ALL YOU NIGGAS WHO BE HEALYTHY PLS COM 2 DA WAITING ROOM 2 MEET UR SORTA OLD SORTA NEW SODA."

every1 who wasnt sick gathrd in the waiting room. butt hinata was noticably missing! :O

"wheres hinata-kun i miss him :(" said ko.
"oh well basically his ahoge hit me so i castrated him" said peko with a straight face.
"PEKO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!" yelled grl naeleggi.
"its k he only felt it a lil bit... kinda... sorta... ok he felt it a lot but i was quick... actually know thats a ly it took about 3 hours but-

nicki was like SHUT THE FUCK UP! "bc we gotta meet our new soda. i ran out of parts so soda is basically a robot. he is now the Super Hydrolic Automated Robotic Kinetic Easygoing Interdenominational Shark Hybrid Android, or the SHARKEISHA for short.

"sharkeisha no..." sed kazoo.
"its ok guys i feel happy as fuck! :D" said soda/sharkeisha. and then sharkeisha PUNCHED MAHIRU IN HTE FACE! and then sharkeisha KICKED HER! :O

"SHARKEISHA NOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T KICK HER SHARKEISHA!" yelled naegi as soda kept hitting koizumi.

koizumi took out her smart phone and took a picture of sharkeisha and put it on her vine account. "THIS BITCH CRAZY" is what she put the label as.

"the new dance and itz called the sharkeisha..." wispered miken.

then suddenly hte lites kut off :O :O :O whoa thats kinda weird bc the waiting room was also outside and it was brite af out there. like srsly koizumis pale ass got sunburn from that shit.

but when the sky somehow came back on... ever1 skreem! because laying there, slumped against a big ass rock with blood on it...

was da korpse of ibuki mioda :O

"AHHHHHHH!" yelled ibuki who was still alive.

it was actually tsumiki but whatevs its an easy mistake to make.

"ho ho holy shit!" yelled sonia!
"aaahhhhhhhh so scare!" yelled lolita rihanna.
"k" sed nanami.
"WAIT SHIT GUYS I JUST NOTICED! IT'S CHAPTER THREE... AND U KNOW WHAT HAPPENS DURING CHAPTER 3? HTE DOUBLE MERDER!" yelled lolita rihanna frantically. and then the lights went off.

and lying next to tsumikis corpse

was mahiru koizoomi.

"i jinxed it didnt i..." asked lolita rihanna.
"yea" said everyone.
"WELL HOW IS IBUKI SUPPOSED TO TURN UP NOW?!" asked ibuki.

then every1 crie bc no more turning up :(

"so much for original a life of new hope 1 members..." said hannah. kazoo glare at hannah.
"bitch its so obvious that ur sayaka from da first fic so pls dont do that."
"WHO TOLD U DIS?!" asked hannah. "o i meen... no ur a lier."

"i dont have time to announce the bodies so just meet at the twerking monobear statues and lets do the trial."
"Ummmmm do we even get to insecitvate?" asked naeig.
"no u dont lmao trial time!" yelled nicki.

"hey y hasnt ant 1 noticed that my name isnt on the students remaining list?!" yelled sonia angrily. ok sorry sonia i hecked up here ill fix this.

STUDENTS REMAINING: 13/19

HAJIMEME HINATA
HINATA'S ORANGE JUICE
MAHIRU KOIZUMI
KO
CHIAKI NANAMI
KOMARU NAEGI
LOLITA RIHANNA
MIKAN TSUMIKI
HIYOKO SEYONJI
GUNDAMN TANAKA
SONIA NEVERMIND
HANNAH MONTANA
PEKO PEKOMAMA
FUYUKANTSPELLTHISSHIT KUZURYUU
SELENER GOMEZ
IBUKI MIODA
KAZOODISKSDFSDFFDS SODA (S.H.A.R.K.E.I.S.H.A)
LEDY GAGA
AKANE OWARI

ENDING PICTURE:

Naegi is in the middle of a classroom, nd she is smiling and she has HER HANDZ up in the air happily, except shes flicking off the camera. Hinata is sitting next 2 her, and in his hands is Orange Juice-Chan, Hinata is blushuuing! Oh and Orange Juice-Chan is blushuuing 2! Selener is off in the top left corner, with a microphone in her hand singing her hit song "wen u r redy com nd get it" Seyonji is at another table playing twerk twerk revolution. Ledy Gaga is standing up and posing with her hands on her hips, wearing a meat dress. Mikan Tsumiki is at another desk doing some SERIOUS TURNING UP. Koizumi is taking pictures of Seyonji and blushiing! :3

(2 BE CONTINUE...)

"thank u narrator chan" said sonia aprreciatively. yea anytime sonia.