chapter 3 harry gets over it
harry rant out of the classroom crying.
he ran into the girls bathroom and start crying into a toilet. his tears over flowed the toilet!
malfoy came in too. he was following harry!
he found the stall potter was crying in and started to make fun of him.
"hey potter why don't you make some pots because you're a potter!" malfoy said. he started to laugh at what he said because it was very funny.
"FUCK YOU MALFAG!" harry said and pushed malfoy into a toilet.
"blug..." malfoy said as he was soakin wet with toilet water!
harry took malfoy's tye on his shirt and put into the toilet and flushed it! malfoy's head hit the toilet and he was knocked out! and he was bleeding all over the toilet.
but then he wasn't.
"you're in big doo doo for this one ptter. just wait til i tell fucking crab and goil about what you did to me!" malfoy ran a way crying.
roan and hermyone came in to the bathroom.
"harry are you ok?" ron said.
"harry, we got out of class early harry." hermy said.
"why" harriy said.
"because snape had to go to the hosptial. he had really bad diarrhea from smoking so much."
"haha thats funny" hairy said.
"yeah i know." ron said.
"shut up ron." hairy said.
"why?" ron said.
"i dunno.' harriet said.
"class got cancelled for a month, snape's diarrhea was THAT BAD. it even flooded the potion room" hermiony said.
"wow" harry siad.
"i know yeah." ron said.
"i wanna go home." harry said
"why?" ron said.
"because it fucking sucks here ron. it sucks here. ok ron?" harry said.
"snape is a dillegent bitch this year. he took away one million points away from griffinder because you killed justin biebr" herm said.
"oh no wahahahahaha." harry cried.
"who cares." ron said.
"i do ron fuck you." harry said.
"ok" ron said.
"i wanna go home" harry says.
"me to." ron said.
"shut the hell/heck up ron." harry said.
"let's go back to the dormintary. i wanna mess around on the computer." hermono said.
"ok". ron said.
"but wait, what about the faggot filch?" harry said.
"oh no that is right" ron said.
"don't worry about him." Hernionie said.
"ok" run said.
"so do you wanna go back to the place that is our dormintary or what?" ron said.
"call me ricketedy steve and crochet me up with a croquet hammer then we can stampede, bitch, fuck yeah i'm ready." airry harry said.
"wait guys, i gotta use the rest room." hermo said.
"ok bitch." ron said.
"your such a runt ron." harriy said as he hugged his best friend.
"ok i'm done." hermio said. "let us go"
"ok." ron said.
"right on forward" harry said.
they left the bathroom. but before they could leaving moening mirtle showed up!
"WAAAHH WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WAH GOING?!" morning mittle said.
"fuck you bitch." harry sucked her up with a vacum cleaner and put her in a toilet.
"Let us fucking go forward to the dormintary" harey said.
"ok" ron said.
they left the bathroom but the hall monitor aragust filch was there with his cat mr norris!
"OOOOHO, you little fuckers are in trouble now! I hears that snapey has dirreaha and took one million points off of griffindyor! I'll take a million more you bitch!" fitch said.
"not if i have anything to say about it fag." harry said. he flipped filch off and pushed him off the stairs and he landed on a statue and hurt his back really bad and cried a lot.
"let's go." harry siad.
"ok" ron said.
"your such a runt ron." harriy said as he hugged his best friends ron wees and hermioney.