harrpy popper chapper five

datey potter

"it was malfoy." rond said.

malfoy captured ron and hornmyoknee. and harry too know in the labary.

"fuck I'm still being hatred for what someone did to my facebook to cho chang." harry said. "and fuck you. you have voldee merts face for a butt."

"whoa really?" ron said.

"SHIT I GOTTA DO QUIDDITCH." harry said as he runed away to harry potter's hogwards stick and field. malfoy stayed with ron and erhomie

"fuck harry the game is starting soon." that one kid who was the quidditch captain said (A/N: fuck I forget his name)

"harry let's play." all the babes said. harry waved to them but they ddidn't see him or something. OLIVER WOOD (thats it FUCK) pushed harry onto his broom.

"we're playing hufflepuff."

"hahahahaha"

"yeah I know right."

"shit I don't even have to try."

"Yeah you don't. but fuck you might as well."

the game started and harry won really easily. but then everyone got up and started laughng at him. then harry saw a dark wizard point a beam of magic at his fucking face. harry fell off his broom and it got stuck up his ass. everyone laughed but then cried because it was frigthenngi.

"FUCUCUCUK." harry said as they used magic to bring him to the hospital in hogwarts. they magiced the broom out of his ass. everyone came in even cho chang.

"harry what happened harry. HARRY :" ginny said.

"HARRY HARRY WHAT HAPPENED HARRY" the crowd scremeded.

"a dark wizard did it."

"well whatever your cured." madam hooch said because she was a doctor too.

harry walked back to his room.

"shit I forgot about hermoi and rion." harry said and went back to the library. they were all waiting fo rhim.

"did you win?" draco asked.

"yeah but a dark wizard made me land on my broom up my ass."

crab and girl laughed so hard they pissed themselves and passed out.

"shit." malfoy said. harry usped a spell to free ron and hermione then dropped a bookshelf on malfoy. they left.

"thanks harry." ron said as he hugged harry.

"but harry" hermione said. "ron and me were thinking."

"about what you fucks"

"harry if you want to get a girlfriend you need new clothes."

"you look like a fucking retard."

"so we ordered some clothes on amazon for you."

"cool" harry said. he put on his clothes and started asking girls out.

Harry walked the halls of hogwarts, pointing at chicks to come with him to class. but they aint be down with that shit.

the new students seemed into harry tho. he was hitting on them when he saw cho chang.

"hey sorry I guess my facebook got hacked."

"okay"

"please don't hate me baby"

"okay"

Harry did a fist pump and a magic backflip. he went in to make out with her but she pushed him away.

"I'm already seeing someone harry."

"WHO THE FUCK"

"neville"

Harry screamed in pain.

"oh well fuck you then I guess I'll try to steal hermoione from ron."