HP6
HArry potter Uses Facebook for the firs time chapter 6: Love Tri Angull
"oh well fuck you then I guess I'll try to steal hermoione from ron."...
harry went back to the dormortorium. head-wig his owl was there with mail.
it was mostly bills and shit. and porn but that was for neville.
"AHG!" harry said as he threw the mails to the floor in rage. he hated neville now!
then harry got a devious and thieving idea. he got some oats and went up to neville.
"hey neville' harry said.
"what" neville siad. he was watching porn again.
"fuck you" harry said. he dumped the oats onto navalle.
all the oats got in on neveel's cock! neville cock was out because he was masturbating to the computer porn.
"AOOGOOAGAH!" neville said.
"haha fuck you kid" harry said. he did a spin and went to bed.
neville was mad though at the harry.
"hey kid" nevull said. he dumped a kwart of milk on harry and punched him in the mouth until hee bleeded a lot.
"don't you ever put oats on my cock again. you hear me? i will fuck your world upside down up. you understand harry?" neville said.
"ok im sorry neviller" harry said. he was crying.
"it's ok i fore give you." neville said he hugged harry.
neville went to his room to fuck cho chang.
harry watched in happy-ness but he still did not like neville.
"oh well fuck you then I guess I'll try to steal hermoione from ron."...harry said.
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meanwhile ath te magic hospital snape was in bed.
"i am so fucking happy they didn't have to cut my ass off for ass cancer. magic cured me bitch" he said to the nurse.
"ok here are youre presents" she said.
she dropped a fuck lot of presents on snapes bed.
"wowowowow!" snape said. he opeened one shaped like a heart like this 3
"hm it's from harry potter" snape says. he stucked his hand inside. and pulled out some "CHOCOLATE".
he snaffed it and put it in his mouth,
"mmmm this is good chocolate." snape said as he smeared the shit all over his face and head.
"oh my god i love it" he moaned.
"this must be yuro-pee-in chocolate which is why it smells funny" snaep siad.
"more like euro-poop-in chocolate if you know what i mean " the nurse said.
"i don't get it bitch. get out!" snape said. he went back to snuff the chocolates.
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Harry sprayed an ass load of axe on him, and spiked up his hair like a balling pomp (like a pimp but magic). He walked up to hermione who was talking to ron, who had a boner.
"sup bitches." harry said. hermione was pissed, but interested.
"harry?"
"zazazata!" he said as he did a little dance.
"wow harry that's really amazing and interesting"
"fuck you ron."
harry punched ron in the dick.
"hey hermione there's a big dance tonight you should go with me."
"okay."
So they went to the Big Fucking Dance that happened every year at hogwarts. dumbledore was there doing turntable shit, and they had cage fights going on, which was totally badass. harry and hermione started dancing.
"hey this is crazy and I just met you" he said as he tried to feel her up.
"harry what the fuck!" She slapped him and ran away.
"SHIT. WHY DO I ALWAYS FUCK THIS FUCK UP TO SHIT!" he said as he cried and ran away. he ran to the stairs where ron was waiting and crying too.
"she's such a bitch ron, I don't know what the fuck you think you're gonna fucking get from that bitch, fuck." harry said. ron hugged him.
"I know harry but shit man, she's probably the best I can do. I mean, look at fucking me."
"yeah you're a piece of shit ron." harry said as he hugged him back. "you're such a ront run."
"hahahaha harry that's not usually how he said that harry" ron said as he cried but with not sadness now.
"hey let's go beat the shit out of hermione for not fucking us."
"okay."
Harry and ron walked back to the dormityor then they both screamed.
they saw a blot of fat on herminone. some fat guy was fucking her!
and htey saw who it was... it was... DUDLEY DURSLEY
"HEY HARRY!? WHY DO they call you HARRy it it because you have a lot OF HAIR?!"!
"i wanna get a girlfriend now! shut the hell up if your not helping. if any girls are flirting with me, feel free to do that." dodley said after he finish.