Chapter 7 The New Day

harry woke up. it was all a dream. hairy was screaming. he jizzed in his bed.

but doodly and hermoino were gone!

"mama mia! where they go?!" herry screamed.

he rant up to harmonoween and shook her bed.

"Hermy hermy why aren't you fucking my cuz duodlay?" harry said.

"what the fuck arou you talking about garry!?" hermino said.

"it was all a dream hoo ha hooary!" harry said. he went back to bed. fuck school.

it was a new day and harry had the first glass that day and that class was gym cmass.

but harry got the mail from head-whig befor he went to class. it was the new clothes he got from amazon dot com. it was his mma beast gear.

harry wore a monster ener-g hat (and he wore that shit to the fucking side like a g) and a tapout shirt. he was a badass now.

"harry you look beast dude" ron said as they wented to class.

"thanks ron, you should get some tapp-out shirts your fucking self so you won't look so gay" harry said.

"huh...hah...hoh...your not funny fag but ok" ronald siad.

they got to the gym class.

"potter what are you fucking wearing-ing?" Professinator mcwaldo the gym teacher said.

"fuck you i won't take off my tapout shirt. it's fucking beast as hell".

"take that off. you have to go to class naked now because you broke the rules. and 100 points from griffynder for being a suck-ass mcmidget." Professinator mcwaldo the gym teacher said.

"stop being a potter and do what he says" draco said.

"i am who i am and i am real and i for real." harry said.

"your gay and your' a potter' malfoy said.

"no fuck you malfoy, i'm beast. my shirt is beast. you wanna go bro?" harry said.

harry took his shirt and pants off. he had mma trunk on. he took malfoy the fuck down and started punching him with mma paunches. he put malfo in a arbm bar.

"YEAH EYAJH YEAH GET HIS ASS HAIRY!" ronn said.

malofy and harry rolled around and harry punched the fucking shit out of malfoy's head. he was bleeding a fucking lot.

"stop it you fucking potter just stop it please" malfoy said.

harry broke malfoy's arm.

"BUHHHH WHAHAHAHAHAHA" malofy said.

"HEY HARRY!? WHY DO they call you HARRy it it because you have a lot OF HAIR?!"! question mark person said.

everyone looked at who said that and it was DUDLEY DURSLEY!