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chapter title is the field trip to diagon alley

it turns out it wasn't dudley yelling at harry.

it wasn't neville either.

it was fred and george duct taped together to look like a fatass that is dudley but they were not fucking dudley because that isn't who they are.

"ho shit why do I keep dreaming about dodly." he said.

"haha good prank bros." ron said.

"hey harry it's time for the field trip. but we gotta go to the news dumporium to see what dumblee der says the fuck is going on." shaymus finnigan

they went to the place from gym class. dumbledorp was saying shit.

"fuck kids, we're going to diagon alley today. also snape and treelawney is the supervisor person because you don't know what you fucks are capaple of."

fudge was there and dumbledore was having sex with him.

"hey look harry dumbledore's a fudge packer."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" they all said.

they all went on the magic bus and went to diagon alley.

harry went to the mma store and crap and goyple were theyre.

"fuck it's harry potting potter." they said.

"what did you buy at the mmma store? gay shit for your bitch tits?" crab said.

"hhargh ha!" goil said.

"fuck you fudge packers. i'm beast. my shirt is beast. you wanna go bro?" harry said.

"bad idea douchey potter" crab said.

"i am who i am and i am real and i for real." harry said. harry took his shirt off and he had mma gear on.

harry put on his tapout gear and was gonna kick the shit out of them.

but they kicked his ass easily.

hary tried to take goil and crab the fuck down and but they were both too fat and started punching him with mma paunches. they sat on him and gave him noogies.

harry started to cry.

"please stop it!" harry said. he was crying.

"hahaha ok fag." goil and crab said. they farted on him a few times.

harry got up and put his clothes back on sadly. no one saw him get his ass kicked at leasted.

then harry cot up with his friends and his friends and harry went with the group to a bunch of places.

"I have to get money from the bank." Snake said.

"Shit this gives me an idea fucking." harry said.

"what is it harruh?" hermuhyonee said.

"we're gonna rob snape."

they broke into the vault with magic, and all the students grabbed snapes money before he could get to it! Snape was very mad and sand!

"Buhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh...kids someone took all my FUCKING money." Snape said, slapping neville around.

"Now now snape" Dumbledore said. "Shut the fuck up."

"FROWN" Snape said sadntly.

"Shit bitches snape is running away like a little fuck." dumbledore laughed and pointed. snape wasn't very happy!

"Harry, maybe you should start looking for a girlfriend here."

"At diagon alley." ronny wee said.

"Shit ron and hermione those are good ideas."

Harry went to the bar and stole some beer to look cool. He went to the gamespot in diagon alley and played COD, showcasing his incredibly high skills while drinking. He waited for the babes to come running, but nobody came.

"Oh that's right girls don't play vidoe games. they can't anyway because they're no good at gamin"

Harry left and stood on the curb and waited for chicks to show up. Ginny walked by.

"FUCK Ginny, can't you see I'm trying to bang someone?!" He shreeked.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" She said in fear and ran away in terror.

"Hey Harry maybe you should try and break up neville and cho chang, because I bet she's into you maybe." ron said, punching Haryy in the dick play- fully.

"That is a devious idea. You're such a runt, ron!" Harry said as he slapped ron play-fully.

He went up to neville, and put gay porn magazines in his pocket. nevile was making out with cho chang and didn't feel it.

"What's that in your ass pocket neville?" harry said. cho chang felt around his ass and pulled out the magazine.

"Oh is this a new one? Fuck neville how many of these are you going to get you bisexual bastard."

"FUCK WHAT?! SO YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAD!?" Harry yelled-o.

"Yeh I know it, neville's just a little different harry. maybe you could get a girlfriend if you were bi. because then you could date guys. because no girl likes you."

"FUCK YOU CHO CHANG YOU BITCH." Harry was about to slap her upside the head, but then flitwick showed up.

"harry what the fuck. hitting chicks is wrong even if they're not into you and you're into them. you're in detention back at the school and the field trip is over."

he clapped his hands to his face and made an face like makully culkin and the students was magiced back to hogwarts.

flitwick picked up harry and made the students watch as he took him to the dentetion office.

"HARRY WHY WHY WHY HARRY" the students chanted.

he was only in detention for an hour or two.

harry ran back to griffindor crying, but the other students were already there.

"harry we're kicking you out of gryffindyr, so you have to find a new house or shut the fuck out of here." the painting of the fat bitch said.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" harry said, and ran away down the stairs.