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Harry vs Neville

nevel pointed the gun at ron and harry and everybody was fucking gone from gryfandor.

"so you fucker make out with my gf and throw up in her mouth."

"yeah but that's farther than your bitch ass got with her I bet." Harry said. neville shot at the ground. he had a magic gun that could be in hogwartz and a special brace that helped his broken hand use the gun.

"FUCK YOU." neville said. ron crapped himself AND pissed himself again

"harry what are we gonna do this is really quite frightening" ron said.

"not shit." harry said.

"Do you know who the fuck you're messing with?"

"a bitch ass who isn't gonna fuck with me. I got mma training and even if you did fucking pull that trigger I'd drop your ass before you could kill even ron."

"oh yeah?" neville said with a frowny face that was really frowny!

"YEAH."

neville aimed the gun at ron's dick. harry took his shirt off.

"you want this fucker?" he said as he pointed to his body. "you want to get fucked up?"

"you tried to take my girl."

"fuck you kid I was just playing." harry said. ron was crying.

"shit if you were just playing you gotta play harder. well I have a solution that won't let me make kill you."

"DON'T SHOOT US. I'M SCARED AND I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY." ron said. harry smacked him.

"think of it as a business deal." neville said and threw a bag of sparkly powder on the table.

"what is that shit." harry said. he wanted to kick its ass.

"it's called magic crack. I made it before the year started. now if you guys don't wanna die, you're gonna sell it. just don't get caught or dumpledore will have your ass. and don't snort that shit or you'll get fucked up hardcore, it's good shit."

"o-o-o-okay kay kay" ron said.

"how much we getting paid for this" harry said.

"you don't get dead."

"okay." they took the magic crack and went to sleep. harry hid it under his bed.

the next day they waited outside a quiditch game that grifender didn't play so no one cared about it.

"who do we sell it too harry? who?"

"let's sell it to cho chang so she'll od and we'll get neville back."

"we should sell it to hermione too. that way if I do something that she'd love that romantically she'd fall for love in with me." ron shouted as hermione came up to them.

"what are you guys d-d-doing?" she said as she saw the drugs. she ran away.

"well fuck I'm guessing she's gonna tell on us."

"you stop her harry, I'll sell the shit. kick her ass."

harry hugged ron and then ran away after hermioned.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!" He screamed as he ran. she turned around and he tackled her down a staircase. he herd a snapping sound.

"harry I think you broke my back harry why would you do that" she screlped.

"you were gonna tell on us for selling the magic crack. and then nevile would kill us because I made out with cho change. fuck I need a girlfriend."

harry hid hermione in a closet before checking on ron. but ron was gone.

"RON!?" ahrra said as he shot magic at everyone.

"WHERE'S RON MOTHERFUCKERS." harry said.

"harry didn't you hear what happened." fred said.

"NO WHAT?"

"fuck shit this isn't fucking cool harry." geoge said.

"TELL ME WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED."

"ron had some magic crack and he was snorting it and it made him fly away and now he's missing."

"shit. now neville's gonna kill me."

harry got his new kickass 2004 broom and flew to the top of hogwartz.

"neville won't find me up here."

"actually fucker you're wrong." neville said. he had a swiss army knife that was all knifes.

"fuck you neville it's not my fault ron snorted the shit. I tried to fucking sell."

"I will give you one more chance, but if you fail I will kill your bitch ass." neville said.

harry gulped and passed out!