Harry Potter 12 Back to the Burrow
harry woke up.
"wake up kid" neville said.
"uh-grag...gurg..." harry said. he threw up again.
"ok so since your ginger fuck friend used all my magic crack. you gotta sell twice as much... for the entire school year!" neville said. he was happy and smiling.
"here's what i think your plan" harry said. he spat in nevilles face.
"haha that's really funny... not! you gotta do it harry or else!" neville said. he showed harry his magic gun.
harry gulped hard!
"and your gonna meet me here to give me my money, got that hair-pot?" neville said.
"i got it." harry said.
"you git it?" neville said.
"i git it and i got it" harry said.
"ni-ice!" neville said as he hugged harry.
"you're alright harry. let's be friends! you're gonna be the Magic Crack King Pin" neville said.
"FUCK YOU!" harry said and ran away.
harry ran back to his dormiotory crying.
"oh shit i forgot about fuckin hermione!" he said.
he opened the closet he lockered her in but she wasn't there! colling creevy was though.
"herry! thank dumbeldore, i was in there for weeks. i had to poop on the floor!" collin creevy said.
"kid! just shut up already!" harry said as he screamed and put his hands on his ears.
"harry while i was in there i wrote a song for you harry, wanna hear it?" collin said.
"fuck off collin!" harry said.
"ok here goes...
H is for hair, which he has a lot of!
A is for awesome, which he has a lot of!
R is for retarded, which you are if you think Harry sucks,
R is for ron, who is harry's best friend
and Y is for you Harry Potter WE LOVE YOU!
Harry, h-harry, harry harry.
Harry, harry, ha-ha Harry!
Harry, h-harry, harry harry.
Harry, harry, ha-ha Harry!
P is for perfect, which Harry is
O is for oh my god, I love Harry Potter he's outstanding
T is talent, which he has a lot of
T is for too much, which he is!
E is for enjoyment, which Harry gives us!
And R is for root beer, which harry loves and enjoys!
Harry, h-harry, harry harry.
Harry, harry, ha-ha Harry!
Harry, h-harry, harry harry.
Harry, harry, ha-ha Harry!
Harry harry, we love you Harry
Wouldn't be the same without you, like jam without berries
If you were gone, it'd be a weight we couldn't carry
Harry you make us merry like a fairy
We love you harry, now make us some dairy!
Harry, h-harry, harry harry.
Harry, harry, ha-ha Harry!
Harry, h-harry, harry harry.
Harry, harry, ha-ha Harry!" Collin singed to harry.
"oh my fucking god collin, that was like the gayest song ever" harry said.
"did you like it harry? i wrote it myself" collin said.
"here's what i think of it collin." harry said. he walked up to collin and punched him hard in the stomack.
"oh.. ahh!" collin said as he cried a lot.
harry pushed collin back to the floor and kicked him a few times.
"NEVER FUCKING SING A GAY SONG TO ME AGAIN YOU HEAR ME FUCKBOY?" harry said.
he then went to bed as collin layed on the floor bleeding. he somehow got to the nurses and she healed him or something later.
harry woke up and went up to top of the school and was thinking about some deep shit. he had to find a way to not sell magic crack for neville!
"I hate my feelings" harry said.
"harry whats up man, you sell any magic crack?" neville said as he came up.
"fuck you neville" harry said.
"what. what did you say kid?" neville said. he took his magic gun out.
"I SAID FUCK YOU!" harry said.
harry pushed neville off the school!
"oh my god. oh my fucking god! WHAT IS IT THAT I JUST DID?" harry said and screamed.
he ran into the dormitorium and went to herminoe.
"Hermy! im sorry i broked your back but i did something worse!" harry said.
"it's ok harry the nurse healed me with magic and i forgived you but drugs are bad. what did you do now? are you bad?" hermione said.
"i...i...i...fucking...i... fucking pushed neville off of hte school! He's probably dead!" harry said.
"Oh no what are we going to do fucking do?" herminoe said.
"we need to leave. we need... to go back to the burrow! and we can look for ron if anyone asks why we are gone" harry said.
"ok" hermione said.
they ran to ron's dad's flying magic car and drove to the burrow.
they got to the burrow. it was poor looking and old.
they went inside and... ron was there! Watching tv!
"ron you fucking runt!" harry said as he tackled ron.
"harry!" ron said.
"why'd you smoke all of the magic crack?!" harry said.
"i don't know. it was fun though but my parents made me go to magic crack rehab but i'm better now. i just went home because i am sick." rom siad.
"ok" harry and hermy said.
"hey let's watch a fucking movie." ron said.
"ok" harry and hermy said.
"the movies are in my parents room, i'll go and get some." ron said.
"ok" harry and hermy said.
"let's watch the dark knight rises on blu ray!" ron said.
"ok" harry and hermy said.
"ok" ron said.
ron went into his parents room.
"mum, dad, i need to grab a fucking movie." ron said. he opened the door.
and he saw something really bad.
ron walked in on his parents having sex! they saw ron but they kept going and didn't stop.
"AH" ron screamed. his eyes got really big and he turned white. he couldn't stop watching his parents have sex no matter how hard he tried. Ron clutched his ears!
"AH GOOGA! AH...AH...AH!" he screamed in pain as his ears started to expand and he threw up pink goo. Then he passed out...in the middle of the his parents room!