15 Harry Potter the fiftheenth Shapter.

Harry Potter Uses Facebook For The First Time

Chapter 15: The Beginning of the End

"WHHAH! WHHAH!WHHAH! WHHAH! WHHAH!WHHAH! WHHAH! WHHAH!WHHAH!" malfoy, voldemort, the teachers and jhapense world 2 war people chanted outside to annoy and scare harry. WHHAH! stood for the we hate harry as headmaster club. the japaense were bombing hogwarts but their bombs sucked so it wasn't hurting them at all!

"we gotta fuck their shit up." hermione said.

"how the fuck hermione."

"we need the united states army."

"the what?" ron said.

"ron." harry said.

"what is that? what's an army?" ron said.

"ron your such a runt ron, an army is a group of fuckers who shoot fuckers and kill them sometimes too." harry said.

"ok that's intriguafating." ron said. He was very interested.

"i know who can help us! since i'm headmaster dumbledore hooked me up with a magic phone." harry said.

"ok cool." ron said.

"i know right?" harry said.

"what's on this magic phone?" harmoinie said.

"i'll show your ass what's on this magic phone, come on to the my office with me, harry potter." harry potter said.

"wait! harry you ugly little nerd, why are the world war 2 japs attacking the school! shit-fuck!" cho chang said.

"fuck you cho change, you bronke my heart." harry said.

"i know, but let me come with and i'll help you." cho change said. "I want to leave the school but they're bombing it so I can't so it's scary so I'll help you so I can bleave because I can't now because they're bombing it so I can't so it's scary so I'll help you so I Can LEAVE."

"ok" harry said.

"let's go on our way then." ron said.

"wait, cho chang, sicne i'm headmaster... will you give me some head?" harry said with a big ass grin on his face.

cho chang smacked harry with her face.

"ow that hurt so bad." harry said as he started to cry.

"let's go then shall we on our way?" ron said..

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"hello obama?" harry said as he picked up the magic phone.

"yo hair-pot! what the fuck is up" onbama said.

"we need your fucking help, the world war 2 japanese have attacked ."

"Nah that's gay, the japenese are cool. they created the wii and pokemon."

"but they are taccking us! it is the www2 gampenese."

"nah time travel is improsible bitch."

obama hung up the phone with his ass.

"Being the headmaster is quite the more difficultly than you once expected, eh Harry?" ron said.

"yeah bitch. it fucking sucks and fucks."

"hey harry what if you use the spell clugidous forgodongus fuck. it will make the planes go away. but only you can do it because you are harry potter, and a spledous harry potter too. we all love you and know you can defeat the world war 2 jappanes. their japlanes can't stand a spell form harry potter, because harry potter is my hero." hermione said.

"yeah" harry said and cast the spell. the japanese all got teleported to antfarticka but nobody lived their so they didn't die or kill any more people for now. neville showed up, he was hiding in the school and healed and didn't hate harry anymore! for now!

"I guess it worked." neville said. "hey you bitches. let's fuck yup wah's shitness."

"yeah ok"

they went outside to conformt the whahs.

"WHHAH! WHHAH!WHHAH! WHHAH! WHHAH!WHHAH! WHHAH! WHHAH!WHHAH!" they was still chenting.

"it's over malfag and voldermort. i sent the world war 2 japanese back in time and they went away! you're done and over, bitch!" harry said. snaped walkled forward.

"i betrayed you voldemort! I wasn't really on your side-haha! i actually love harry potter. he is good to me and made me some great fucking chocolate! come students! to me! and join harry! on his side!" snape said.

the students and teachers all ran next to harry to support him. they were only on malfoy and voldemort's side because they were scrared!

"we stand by YOU HARRY POTTER." the students all said at once.

"fuck you!" voldemort said.

"we're are going to get you for this!" malfoy said. malfoy/voldermort, crab and goile all ran into the forbidden forst to hide

"we won!" harry said.

"harry! harry! harry! harry! harry! harry! harry! harry! harry!" the students and harry and ron and hermione said as they celebranted!