16 Harry Potter the sixteeeenth Shapter. like shit plus a chapter. because snape ate harrys shit
Harry Potter Uses Facebook For The First Time
Chap Chap 16: Voldemort's Revenge!
Voldy-mort, Malfoy and Crabey And Al Goile were all in their secret forrest castle in the forbidden forest after getting defeated by harry potter!
"i can't believe we got defeated by harry potter!" malfoy said.
"right? ok shut it." voldemort said.
"we want to destroy harry potter!" crabbe and al goyle said.
"yes yes i know. shut it all up crap and boil!" malfoyg said.
"we neeeeed a plantid planny plan." voldemort said.
"i know and i have an idea, we will use choppers to air-lifted hogwarts and put it somewhere fucking else pereferably somewhere bad that that potter wouldn't like
it being!" malfoy said.
"i like that idea. and i need a body! I'm fucking tired of being your butt!" voldymort said.
"i'm fucking tired of you being my butt! you asshole!" malfoy said to voldemort as crab and goil laufged at his funny joke.
"the plan, the plan." crab and goil said leaning from side to side together (holding hands).
"yes we will. I will finally get that potter, he's such a fucking potter." malfoy said as he laughs eivilly.
"so what's fucking plan" voldy-mort says.
"the plan is...bleh..." malfoy said as he started to explain the plan.
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WHAT IS IT THAT I JUST DID DO?" harry said and screamed. he held his arms out as the kids cheered.
"you saved the school harry from mumblefuck and the dumbass fuckers."
"oh. well fuck. Hey bitches! we're having a fucking of the hizzy partizzy tonight. it's gonna be fucking tits." he hoped he would get to see some.
harry packed his mma clothes for the party in the great hall. he got some dubstep dj's to play magical dubstep, which is like dubstep but better.
"hey harry old chum" ron said,
"yeah"
"are you gonna try and score tonight at the party? I think I'm gonna try for fucking second base with hermy, unless she's reading a book or something."
"cho chang is doesn't like me though. who else is there."
"there's lots of babes baybeh." ron said doing air guitar. "just pick one and stick one. stick your dick in a girl I mean."
"oh! good idea"
harry wanted to run on the rooftop and to parkoor but he didn't. he gelled his hair in a fo-hawk which looked rad. all the students were outside the party.
"harry we can't starty the party with out you." porcy said.
"then bithces welcome the fuck to the I saved your asses party" harry said as he kicked the door floors open with his wand. everybody ran in. excepct neville.
"hey harry I got something I think you should have."
"what is is is IS it nevolio?" harry sad.
"it's a magic roofie. i hear you want to fuck some chicks."
"yes I would like that a lot thank you very much.''
"just put in the drink and they'll fall asleep. it doesn't count as bad, it counts as sex"
harry took the pillz and shoved them up his pucket.
then he saw luna lovegood. he strutted the fuck over to her. she had a tiny dildo necklace.
"sup. you're luna lovegood. do you love good?"
she laughed. a lot. like so much harry was fucking scared (but turned on too, if you were like right in front you could see his boner through his robe)
"hey you want to go to the bar and get some drinks." harry said. luna said ok and they went to the bar where everyone was wub wub wubbing to the dub dub
dubstep.
harry put the roofy in his drink and drunk it. he watched luna drink and got really hard because she was going to fall asleep soon! but then harry felt woozy. he put
da drunk on the bar (hagrid was the bartender)
"hey you had too much to drink pal" hargrard sud.
"FUCK YOU!" harry yelled and was gonna fire him but then he fell asleep.
he woke up and malfoy was asstanding above him. his ass was above harrys face and he farted.
"sick bro, what the fuck."
"this is the start of my plan. we are using the world war 2 japanese to airlift hogwars. and also potter, you potter look in the fucking meer and the spell I did to
you."
harry ticked down a miror and saw that his scar had been turned into a scar shaped like a penis.
"ahh you bitch" harry said.
"Nyeheh nyeheh nyeheh" malyfoly and crarmp and al golye said.
hogwarts got lifted, and harry could feel it in his loins~! (his balls)
"and now we're gonna dump you in spain, because fuck spain." malfoy said.
"noooo" the students said. they were all really hung over from the party.
"YOU FUCKER YOU MADE ME MISS THE PARTY I WAS GONNA HAVE SEX YOU BASTARD"
"oh mr. potter" voldemort says "still a virgin lol"
"SHUP" harry said as he shot magic at volder and dalfoy. the spell made them feel funny, and then they split up into two people, but voldemeowrt was a midget
now.
"no I'm a little person how will I complete my plan FUCK"
"hhahahaha" harry and all the students said.
"it doesn't matter potter, you potter, the school is already gone.
but then a bright rainbow light floed into the great hall, and dumbledore came down riding a unicorn.
"harry you have done a very bad job as headmaster. there have been no classes and too many partying! the students can only take so many hangouver."
"dumbledor save the school because their gonna drump us in spain and I don't think any of us wanna go there amirite"
"lol yeah" dymdore said. he threw voldemort a potion.
"here drink that it'll make you tall."
"ok" voldemort said and drank it. it was a stinky potion and he disapeared.
"now hearry hear harry, I need your help to fix the school. you gotta go to dumblr and do a spell."
"eww dumbledore that's all pictures of you naked."
"yeah but it'll save the scool."
"cool ok"
harry got on a laptop and googled dumblr (careful not to google his doodle, because doing that to dumblr would be gross)
"ewww dumbledore it's nasty. I can see your balls." he really could.
"now do the spell rectumius fuckyouius"
"ok" harry did it and the school was saved. the japenses frome world war 2 kept flying because they couldn't dell the school had gone to home normal place.
"my plan" malfoy cried and rolled on his ass and face. "nooo"
"wow malfoy if that plan lasts as long as you do in bed then I feel bad for all the guys you fuck not getting fully pleasured hahahahha"
everoyne laughed at harrys funny joke and at malfoy and blew bubbles at him angrily while making a sound like "BBBLBLBLBLBLBL"
"alright I'm gonna be the fucking headmaster again. any fucking objections?" dumbledore said.
"no lol" everybody said.
everyone was really happy and smiled for the rest of the day even though classes.
"now I have to find luna lovegood again and lover her good." harry said.
next time more people arrive at hogwarts who are very very bad and they almost kill ron.