next time more people arrive at hogwarts who are very very bad and they almost kill ron. Harry and ron play NBA 2k13. harry goes on date with luna. terrorists and pink goo invade hogwards.

Happy Popper Chapter 17: The Bad Thing Happens

harry woke up, he decided to skip class cuz that shit is gay. school was dumb an d pointlkess.

he wnet onver to ron.

"Ronny whats crack a lackin? wake up." harry said as he grabbed ronn's arms and made them do weird things.

"woogidy woo" harry said as he gave ron a noogidy noogie.

"hah what uh?" ron said.

"let's skip class today" harry said.

"but harry." ron said.

"but ron." harry said putting his hands on his sides and tilting to the side so ron knew he wasn't fucking around.

"shut up. harry. ok? just shit up. what is that you want from me, ronny weasly?" rjon siad.

"lets skip class today because that shits major league gay haha" harry said.

"ok." ron said.

"yeah." harry said.

"but we took the last month off bewcauze youw were head masters" ron said,

"i don't wanna go to scoopy stupid school!" harry said as he threw his books atthe groungd. he was mad! "GRRRAH."

"me fucking either?" rorn wesasly said.

"lets get high and play NBA2K13 on my XBOX 360." harry the potter siad.

"ok." rong said.

ron and harry got super fucking blazed up. with a bong.

"ron your such a fucking scrub. look at how easily i'm beating you!" harry said. harry did a slam dunk.

"BEAST MODE!" harry said loud.

"harry...harrry...you're so fucking flingity." ron said. "swoosh."

"yeah...i am. no wait fuck you ron, your toooo fucking high." harry said.

"fuck you harry." ron said. he taclked harry and started trying to pinch his ass cheek.

they rolled down the stairsz and went into rest of hte doritomantry.

harry erolled out and grabbed ron's hair and started to pull on it.

"aaaaah jeroff me bitch!" ron said. he punched harry in the gut and tried to tie him up with his own arms. harry grabbed a pen and jabb'd it into rong's kidney.

"owo-wow-o!" ron said. he started to piss hius pants because now his kidney was not fuckngin working!

"are u fighting your boy friend...you potter?!" malfoy said. dumbelred made malfoy and crapbe and goiyle the school's janitors for turning on the school!

"shut the fuck up malfag...or should i say...malgay!" harry said.

"hahahaha thats funny harrily." ron said.

but malfoy didn't think that what harry said was funny. he frowned really big like and opened his mouth to show ron and harry his teeth to scare them and said "MEUHHHH" to scare them also.

"you motherfuckers think this is a motherfucking game, fuckind don't you?" malofy said.

but harry didn't think this was a motherfucking game.

"kid i will fuck you up, try me." harry said.

"your not worth it, you potter." malfoy said.

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING MALFOW?" someonme said. it was...dumblreode!"

"noothing prinicapl dumblore.''malfoy said. he was super afraid of dumpledore.

"GET BACK TO WORK YOU FAG." dumblore. malfoy started to cry because he had to clean toiletz and they all had diarea in them!

Dumbledore left. a sceond later an announcemtnet was announce over the anniouced thing shit.

"ATTENTION STUPID STUDENTS PRINICPIAL PRINCIPALLY ALBUS DUMBLY DOOR HAS AN ANNOUCMENT TO ANNOUNCE SO GET YOU ASS TO THE GREAT GRAND HALL OK?" it said.

"i woner what he wnats." ron said.

"i dunno" harry said,

"ok" ron said.

they wnet toe the great hall. there was a lot of food there like cupcakes and french fries.

"attention stupdients, i have one big assed announcment to tell the lot of all of you." dumpledore said.

"we are turning hogwarts into a cruise ship and WE ARE ALL GOING ON FUCKING VACATION." dumbledore said.

everyone cheered.

"but how?" ron said.

"yes." hermoine said.

"hogwarts ain't a bloated boat, it's a fucking castle." harry said.

"shut it potter. "malfog said.

"FUCK YOU!" harry said.

"it's alreday been done since i'm such a fuckin powerful wizard, take a lookity look." dumbledore said. everyone ran up the windows.

"stop! let harry fucking look first." the dumblr himself said.

harry looked. it was true, hogwarts was now in the middle of the fucking ocean.

"LETSSSSS PARTY BITCH!" harry said. he grabbed a bottle of yaygermister from his backpack and drank the whole thing whole.

everyone started to get durunk and high and dubstep played out of the great hall.

ron came up to harry. his eyes were red. like really red. if you were there it'd look like he had catch-up in his eyes they were so fucking red lol.

"harry man... i'm so fucking baked bro. and i got the mnuches, can you help me duderino?" ron said,

"ron your such a runt ron but i can help you." harry took his wand out.

"doritos appearos!" harry said, a giant fucking bag of dorintios appeapred.!

"wow harry that's so cool and i'm so baked man haha." ron said.

"yeah you fucking are hahaha" harry said.

"yeah." ron said,

"i'm gonna go outside and get high too because you're are high and i would like to get high." harry said.

"you do that harry." ron said.

harry went to the top of the school. he looked at the ocean. it was blue.

"the ocean is so fucking blue." harry said. he threw up on it because he was drunk.

then harry saw something coming towards the school. it was big and blue and not good. it was... an iceberg!

harry took his iphone 5 out and took a picture of it to make sure it was real.

"oh my fucking god." harry said.

he looked really hard at the iceberg but not like the hard in his pants when he saw luna lovegood. he saw that... the iceberg was made out of toothpaste.

"AH A MOTHERFUCKXING TOOTHPASTE ICEBERG AH!" harry said. he ran around in a circle then peed his pants and passed out. it was too much for him to handle.

when he woke up he was awake. the school was gone and he was on an island. the other kids were there too.

"oh shit we shipwrecked hogwards."