hary potter 18th chapter like a drunk 18 birthday party but with more fucking magic and shit

the chapter is called "oh shit we crashed hogwarts onto an island"

"lol" harry said as they put hogwards like fluckgt 815 from fucking lost or some shit. "like fucking lost or some shit" harry said.

"harry shit harry fuck we're shitted here" ron said. his pants got blown off showing his gingery legs which kinda grossed everyone out a bit.

"fucking kids" mcgongal said. "snape is missing so he's probz dead. we're gonna have to make a new society here until we can charge up our magic to turn this fluck back to not muck."

"what" neville said.

"we're gonna have to build houses, new places for our homes to be until normal can happen" hermply said.

"ok" ron said.

"ron put on some fucking pants you retard" harry said as he slapped him then bro hugged him "love you homie."

"thanks harry maybe you can use your magic to make some pantaloons for me."

"no I can't"

"why not"

"all the magic is gone and we need all the magic so deal with it. at least we can't see your junk, that'd be nasty because it'd be all pasty and ginger"

"yeah it's pretty bad but no girl told me that yet"

harry punched ron in the dick because he didn't want to hear about getting some, because it made him want to get some, and he couldn't get any from ron because ron was a guy and harry was a guy and harry aint into that.

harry went into the jungle even though e'rone was telling him to do work on the beach camp. he whispered to himself "aint taking shit from no one, bitches aint shit, fuck them bitches" until he got to a deeper part of the jungle.

"maybe they're some babes skinny dipping. i know that's what I'd do if I was on an island. shit it's hot" he said as he took all his clothes off. when he was buck ass nude (like that guy in avengers said lol funny movie) he jumped in and swam around.

he herd a girl talking and he nearly flipped the fuck out (literally) until he saw that it was ginny (gross).

"gross" harry said.

"oh shit harry there you are we crashed on an island but none of the students died or anything but a proffesoor did lol can you guess who it was?"

"fuck ginny you're gross and weird leave me alone." harry really wanted to jack it but ginny was a fucking major turn off.

"shit okay dumbass go have fun being naked and alone."

"whatever bitch."

"wanna make out?"

"no."

"ok" ginnay said and layeft.

"fuck I better go back to the beach camp and see if any bitches want the d"

harry saw that his pants were gone because ron took them. he knew ron took them because as he got out of the water he saw ron taking them.

"ron are you taking my pants"

"how do you know"

"because I can see you taking my pants"

"well yes harry I'm taking your pants"

"okay"

"do you want them. also you're naked lol"

"fuck you ron I was trying to get some."

"that's not how you get sex harry. you gotta like have a relationship or be more physically attractive"

Harry did a jump kick and almost knocked ron's beady little ginger frekels off.

"ow'

"that's what you get bitch."

"whatever harry I bet a copy of call of duty MW4 I can get sex more than you can get sex before today we get rescued."

"you're fucking on bitch."

harry ran away and went into the water again. he thought about how he was gonna win the bet.

"fuck I miss facebook"

harry felt a disturbance in the water. he flipped over and saw snape there.

"shit potter put some fucking pants on." snape magicked some pants up and onto harry

"shit it's you"

"of course it's me. you bitches crashed onto my island resort. I got a hotel and casinos and shit but I'm not fucking telling you where it is. you all gotta live in the wilderness."

"whatever snape I'm gonna get jungle sex and win a bet."

"good luck lol" snape said and left.

"fuck I gotta find someone to fuck. now who's ron gonna fuck?"

harry then knew what he had to do, have sex with the one person ron want to. hermione. he ran to the beach and tried to think of what he would do next. hermione.

then ron was walking through the forest all sweaty (if you were right by him you'd see that he'd look even more white lol)

he went through the bushes and saw something scary bad and fucking nasty. it was his parents fucking again, but this time it was butt fucking (lol)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" RON SCREAMED AS HE NEARLY EXPLODED. then he passed out.