Hizzarry Pizzotter Chapter 19
Things Get Fucked
"fuck this island shit hermione wanna fuck me?"
"Harry you always call me a bitch why would I fuck you?"
"I don't know"
"I'd fuck ron before I'd fuck you. that's what I'd do."
"okay I guess I lost then"
"cool" Hermione said.
"but hermione seriously tho keep up the boox and shit because a real man like me don't need no books to get a career"
"ok harry"
"I'll go tell ron. that he won." harry said.
"ok" hermione said.
"what?"
"I said ok"
"oh" harry said
"hey harry. Okay?"
"yeah"
"fuck this shit I'm gonna go find snape's secret island resort."
"SNAPE HAS A SECRET ISLAND RESORT?" everyone said. they all picked up harry and tore the shit apart out of the fuwucking jungle until they found snape's palace. he was tanning in a speedo reading eskquire. he was stroking his speedo a bit wierdly looking at pictures in the magazine.
"SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE" everyone said.
"SHIT" snape said. "FUCK THIS SHIT UPPITY"
snape cast that spell when the students started tearing the resort apart and fucking literally fucking parts of the school. a couple of his workers died before the spell happened.
then everything got weird.
A/N: THIS IS THE PART OF THE CHAPTER THAT EVERYTHING GETS WEIRD IN
Now wearing purple robes, Snape was not pants. You change the colors of the rainbow is empty.
Look at the other people, Harry is his face and skin, all was stupid. They talk funny too.
Harry. "Fuck shit what happened," said the eerie. "I fuck. Am curious too"
"Harry did not curse Snape Harry weirdening" Hermione said. "Harry"
"Ron," Ron said
"What do we. What do I do," Harry said. THIS SUCKS
I said, "Yeah, it does not" Snape is about what he did and felt really bad. He cried a bucket
Then, a new friend appeared. Shirisu blackl was it!
"It's a HOLY SHIT FUCKING Kids of them," said Shirisu.
"It is Shirisu my friend., We. Do You need a shit and help" Let's not kicking the Shirisu in penis Harry is nice and Harry in had been angry at the color of the sun legally I said.
"I do not FUCK FUKCING to know some of the magic and shit"
"SHIT"
"KKNOW Harry I I I'm SCARDY FUCK" says Shirisu transformed into a dog
(Laughs) "now, you're a dog"
Shirisu "Yeah (laughs)," he said.
Ron is hard petted a lot, him too. It was eerie.
"Fuck off Ron. Shit"
"Harry, I am. Voldemort is that you can not control me."
Everyone was really afraid to cry.
Harry this "anyone out I got the fuck is cool," said take off his shirt.
"It is.'s Harry Potter Oh shit," said Voldemort. Now, he was a freckle on the face of Ron.
"You want to do this Voldemort"
"Yeah, I do not."
"You want to shit thsi"
"Because I thought he would be better than ass bunch of some, but I saw the children of ginger this fucking yeah. I had been visiting the resort of Snape and beltratix lastraynj"
"LOL"
"I have the right to know"
"But, oh shit. Gotta fuck you now."
Harry was the avada kedarva, it killed Ron and Hermione and everone at the resort.
Harry "shit" is said. He used a Time-Turner to go back in time!
A/N: the weird part is over don't worry! it's ok
harry time travelled to when things got weird but to harry they were looked normal,. Snape was now wearing a purple bathrobe, but no underpants. the sky changed colors to rainbows.
harry looked at the other people, and their faces and skin was all loopy. they talked funny too.
"shit what the fuck happened." harry said weirdly. "I am not weird this time."
"harry snape did the weirdening curse harry" hermione said. "harry"
"ron" ron said
"what do we do." harry said. this sucks
"yeah it does" snape said he felt really bad about what he did. he cried buckets
then a new friend appeared. it was siris blackl!
"HOLY SHIT IT'S THOSE FUCKING KIDS" Siris said.
"it is my friend siris. we need help and shit." harry said trying to be nice and not kicking siris in the dick because harry was legit pissed at the color of the sun.
"FUCK I DON'T FUKCING KNOW MAGIC OR SOME SHIT"
"SHIT"
"FUCK I KKNOW HARRY I'M SCARDY" siris said turning into a dog
"lol you're a dog now"
"yeah lol" siris said.
ron petted him a lot, too hard. it was creepy.
"shit ron back the fuck off."
"harry I can't. voldemort is controlling me."
everyone got really scared and cried.
"everyone chill the fuck out I got this" harry said taking his shirt off.
"oh shit it's harry potter." voldemort said. he was a freckle on ron's face now.
"you want this voldemort"
"yeah I do."
"you want thsi shit"
"yeah. I was visiting snape's resort with beltratix lastraynj and i saw this fucking ginger kid so I thought he'd be better than some faggot's ass"
"lol"
"I know right"
"but ahhh shit gotta fuck you up now."
harry didn't do avada kedarva, he took a little ehkakto nife and cut ron's freckle off. voldemort flew away and everything turned back to normal.
"shit let's get the fuck off this fucking island I'm sick of this shit" dumbledore said. he summoned the death eaters who brunged everyone and the school back to the right place.
but shit was brewing at hogwarts, the dark wizrard known as cruck lucks was waiting for harry potter. and he was fucking pissed the shit off.