A/n this isnt like my red ded story okay it's fucking not. they're on the hogwarts train ok? THEIR ON THE FUCKIN HOGWARTS TRAIN SO SHUT YOUR GODDAMNFUCKING MOUF YA HEARD! ? thats not exactly what happened in the Read Dead story so shut the fucking mouth of yours up and fuck ?
FUCK. also shoutout to paco for his awezome review of this storyz. thanx pacoo!
the kids were going back to hogwarts. they weren't on the island anymore.
"that island was gay." ron said.
"i know it was hella gay." harry said.
"shut up you potter." malfoy said.
"fuck you malfag i bet you didn't even get some like i did." harry said. but harry didn't get any hot sex actioning on teh islaind. he was lieing!
"your not only a potter your a gay potter. you probably don't even have a fucking penix" malfoy sia.d
"i do too have a fucking penis." harry said.
"i bet if you do it's small hahahahaha HAHAHHAH" malfoy screamed and laughed right in harrys face!
"my dick is sooooo swoll ima need two or maybe even THREEE condoms to fuck your mom malfog" harry said. (18) as the kids got back to howarts. harry was talking about his penis and how big it was because no one believeded him!
"shut the fuck up you potter. your dick is gay and so are you!" malfoy said.
"fuck you malfag my dick is not a fag but you are!" harry says.
"try me on for size like some extra large frenmch fries, bitch." malfoy said.
"OH!" everyone said because malfy just dissed harry hard core! harry magicked up a microfone and started to rap and he rarped this song.
"Cause I ain't goin out like a sucker, no way
I'm nice right now, I, I feel good
If you have a drink, would you please put it in the air
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at three, wake up at 10
Go out to eat, then do it again, man I love Hogwarts..
I wanna go to Hogwarts for the rest of my life
Sip banker's club, and drink Miller Lite
On Thursty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice
So fill up my cup
Lets get fucked up (lets get fucked UP!)
I'm next on the table,
Who want what? (What?!)
I am champion, at beer pong,
Allen iverson hakeem olajuwon
Don't even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
Time isnt wasted when youre getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is, um
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at three wake up at 10
Go out to eat, then do it again
Man I love Hogwarts (hey!)
And I love drinking
And I love women (bitches)
Man I love Hogwarts
I cant tell you what I learned from school,
But (nah) I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah of course I learned some rules
Like dont pass out with your shoes on (get the sharpie!)
And dont leave the house til the booze gone
And dont have sex if shes too gone
When it comes to condoms, put two on (trust me)
And tomorrow night, find a new joint
Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
Time isnt wasted when youre getting wasted
Woke up today and all I can say is
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at three wake up at 10
Go out to eat, then do it again
Man I love Hogwarts
And I love drinking
And I love women
I love Hogwarts
Now, if everyboyd would please put their drink
As high as they can, as high as they can
And repeat after me:
Chug chug chug chug chug chug chug
Freshman freshman freshman freshman
Do somethin crazy! Do somethin crazy! Do somethin crazy! Do somethin crazy!
Keg stand Keg stand Keg stand Keg stand
That party last night
(Man I love Hogwarts, love it, I love it!)
THat party last night
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it (you konw its going down)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed (youre all invited)
But my good friends is all I need (bring your friends)
Pass out at three wake up at 10
Go out to eat, then do it again
Man I love Hogwarts
I love Hogwarts, do I really have to graduate or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?" harry said/sanged/sunged/rapped.
"potter you suck. that song was not tits, it was the opposite of tits, it was dick. you fucking potter." malfoy said.
"your mom sucks!" harry said.
"OH!" everyone said really loud so fucking loud the grund shooked. seriously if you were their you'd feel the fucking grownd shake,
"you better take that back you motherfucking basterded pothead potter fuckin fucker." malfoy said.
"hahaha" ron said. he pointed and laufghed at malfoy!
"Fuck you you weasley weezle. your mom is whore." malfoy said.
"u better shut ur mouth u cheeky little cunt i swer to christ i'll hook u in the gabber m8" ron said.
"DAMN when did he grow some balls" malfoy said.
"when he realized he had no soul" harry said.
"THATS ENUFF OF THIS BULLSHIT." Drumble door said. he came in and magicaly sep-r-8'ed malofy and harry.
"I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HEAR WITH YOU MUTHERFUCKER." dumblrdore said to malfoy and kinda said it to harry to but not really becuz dumbledore liked harry but not in a gay way.
"im so sorry mr. drimple derp i mean dumbladoor." malfoy said. he ran away because he didn't want dumbledore to beat him again. dumblore chased after malfoy.
"wow that was crazy shit that just happened right here in hogwarts." harry said.
"i know it was." ron said.
"I'll show you some shit HARRY POTTER." someone said. everyone truend and looked at who said that thing that was just said by someone but no one knew who it was that just said the thing that was being saying by someone who said it.
"who the bloodie fuck are you?" harry said.
"I AM CRUCKS LUCKS. and you harry potter are fucks out of lucks! I'm a dark wizerd sended by voldy-mord to kill you hahaha! it was me that made a broom get stuck up your butt whole and i also hacked your facebook and sent cho changed messages and called her choad chang and shit to piss you off haha...ah...AH AH...hahaha." crucks lucks said. he was a fat wizard in a black robe and he smelled like a fat guy only smellier and he wore a lot of axe because he was trying to be cool like the kids but he wasnt because he was a fat fuck and a dark wizard. he had a cool fucking beard tho
"YOU FUCKING PILE OF FUCKING SHIT ILL KILL YOU I COULD OF GOTTEN LAID IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR BITCH ASS. IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP" harry said. he ran at Crux Lux and tried to use his MMA moves on him.
"AVEDA KANDERVA!" Crux lucks said. he cast a spell. HE WAS GONNA KILL HARRY POTTER!
"NO." ron said.
"HARRY." herminoe said.
"HARRY NO." ron said.
NO HARRY NO! NO!" herminoe said.
"AHHHH" harry said as he stopped and saw the green shiz from the spell coming strate at him.
but someone got in front of the spell and blocked it and saved harry's life!
it was... professor Looping!
"professy loopin, why? WHY DID YOU SACRFICIALE YOUR LIFE TO SAVE MY FUCKING LIFE?!" harry said.
"harry it's ok harry...i'm dying harry, please...stop voldermort. he's evil and shit and bad..." luping said.
"NOOO! WAHHAHAHA!" harry said. he cried really loud.
"Haha well i sure did certainly fuck his bitch ass up." Crucks lucks said.
"not really though." lupin said. he got up and did a spin and ran at crucks lucks and a flipping blip kick and nailed Crucks Lucks right in the fucking face
"OWA OW." crucks lucks said. he was bleeding a lot.
"Ill get you for this harry potter and professer lupin the 3rd. you're both gay!" crucks lucks said. he ran away.
"profers lupin will he come back?" hermioknee said.
"i don't fucking know. but i have to leave now because bad things are going to happen soon harry. harry ok? you have to be ready for these bad things. i have forseen them because i am a wear-wolves." lupin said.
"ok" ron said.
"what? bad things? what did you say?" harry said.
"BEWARE THE PINK GOO!" lupin said. then he jumped out a window and flied away because he turned into a wolf but he got wings now because of his iphone app. it was a magic app that could make wolfs fly.
"WHAT THE FUCK" harry said.
"i don't know what it was that just happened." ron said.
"fuck it, let's play cod." harry said.
"ok" ron said.
+_+THENEXTDAY+_+THENEXTDAY+_+THENESTDAY
harry and ron played cod all night while listening to drake and didn't even do any of their homework. they were both baked.
"harrah! hurray hup harry, we're going to miss the hogwartz epxress!" herminie said.
"where it going herm herm? hm?" harry said.
"diagon ally."
"what? Digigon ally?" ron said.
"a new club is opening up its shit there and we could go?" hermionnee said.
"AAAHHHH YEAHHHHH BITCH LETS GOOOO" harry said.
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