the twerps of twerdledy derpladerfelrp.
harry skipped three more weeks of school after getting knocked out, mostly just to whack it and send hate letters to snape. and play bioshok (which was fucking gay) and cod was which legit. but then harry and rang showed ump.
"hey harry you haven't been to classes." hermio-ron saide.
"so?" harry said strokin his deek. he was gonna whack it again if you couldn't tell.
"quit jacking it and listen. you may not pass your classes, you may ass them and fuck your stupid chosen ass right out of this fucking school."
"sounds like poo poo chugga chugga poo poo dinga linga" harry said.
"I just did a doody IN MY PANTS" ron said.
"sounds like it's wee wee nappy nappy wee wee crappy crappy" hermy said.
"fuck off hermy wermy you gotta poop gwinga stahmping shit. and be sides girls can't even poop. they don';t know how!" harry said. he was right you know.
"whant?"
"let's go to the grade thing." ron said "harry. haryy maybe we can figure out a study plan to help you not ass your class."
they went to the thing. hermiowah started to cry when she saw the top two. ron and harry.
"hahahaha lol" harry said as she ran away crying.
"how did that happen?" ron said, snortin some dope dope from a weed bong pipe. he blew magic smoke and made "420" show up.
the dumblr came behind them wearing a beeny (he also came behind them by walking lololol).
"sub bitch-faggots. you guys see the grades lol?" dumbledore said.
"yeah what the fuck dumbly. why we so high? in grades." harry said.
"i did it because you bitches know what's good." dumbledor gave them knux.
"yeah" ron said. "can you make hermione have good grade?
"no." dumbledore said. "girls aren't good at learning."
"hahahaha lol" harry said.
"harry look." ron siad. "malfoy's the lowest, even lower."
"HAHA I KNOW RIGHT BRO?" Dumblerdord said.
"well he is a fucking retard. "harry said. they all laughed a lot at harry's funny joke. harry and ron went back to the dorimnatanty.
"hey ron"
"Ok? i'm ron. what do you want harry?" ron said.
"you know what would be really fucking funny." harry siad.
"ok what is that that would be really fucking funny?" ron said.
"if we took the polly joice pution and pretented to be malfag and got him and the slither in house in to trouble!" harry said.
"oh my god harry." ron said. he laughed so hard he shot booger sand milk out of his nouse.
"it's a good idea." harry said.
"it IS a good fucking idea harry. HARRY! let's do it!" ron siad.
"fuck you ron you fag, we're not gonna do it i'm not gay." harry said.
"that's not what i meant kid!" ron said.
"your such a runt ron." harry said as he punched ron in the dick as a funny joke.
"ok" ron said. he went to the store and bought a polly joice potion.
"here harry have this ,its good bro. you can be malofy because you're almoist as gay as he is!" ron said.
"fuck you ron you ginger motherfucker." harry said. he took the polly juice and mixed it with wiskey because it made the taste better or something. he turned into malfoy! it worked. it really worked.
"wow harry. i mean drayko malfaggot hahaha" ron said.
"fuck off ron." harry said as malfoy.
"ok." orn said.
"watch this. this is gonna be funny." harry said as malfoy. he took his clothes off and ran around the school. ron laughed at harry so hard more boogers and milk came out his nose.
"malfoy what in the fuck are you doing?" snape said.
"professy snape. i love you." harry said as malfoy said. he kissed snape on the lips. it didn't count as being gay though because he was drunk remember he put whiskey in with the polly joose potion and he wasn't really harry who wasn't gay he was malfoy. Ok?
he put his balls in snapes hair and slid down the big stairs that were inside of the school (hogwarts) it was really cold on his balls. he saw neville and made out with him too and it wasn't gay for harry but it was for malfoy who harry was with the polly juice potion.
"MALFOY WHAT THE FUCK." someone said. it was... professinator dumbl'dore!
"fuck you you fucking fag!" harry said as malfoy said and ran away. harry went back to the dorminatoay and took a shower. he wasn't malfoy anymore. the real malfoy was in the slythernin domrniy playing cod with crab and goil and then dumbledore found him.
"MALOFY YOU ARE A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!" dumblore said. he was really mad.
"stop yelling at me plesaser ok?" malfoy said. he was really crying
"NO YOU WILL EXCEPT AND TAKE THE CONSWQEKENCES OF YOU'RE ACTIONS TODAY MALFAG" dumbloedire said. he grapped malfoy and took him to the school for an emercnegy assembly.
"THIS KID FUCKED UP TODAY. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE GAY WIZARD AT HOGWARTS AND THAT'S ME ME ME." dumbledore said. malfoy was crying and harry and ron were laughinh.
"THIS KID IS GONNA STRIP FOR THE WHOLE SCHOOL NOW. OK?" dumbledore said.
he did a spell that made malfoys' cloth disappear and everyone laughed.
"LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS TWINKY TINKY WINKY." dumbloedire said.
malfoy cried and ran away.
"well that was really funny." harry said.
"yeah it was." rond said.
"let's go to that magic club and PART-AY!" harry said.