harry potter chapter 23

it is the fourth of july in america

a/n fuck brits america is great. you can tell the UK is just part of america because it have a same letter and the flag is the same. colors

harry forgot to go to the club. he went back to his dormorory

harry was jacking his crank to mily syruss. she had a nice booty, one that made harry go "dayyyuumm yahurd". ron came in before harry came.

"RON FUCK YOU I'M TRYING TO CREAM MY PANTS" haru said.

ron grabbed his shaft. he grinned big as he put sprinkles on his penis.

"just adding to the frosting harry."

"RON WHAT THE FUCK". harry didn't want to admit it, but he thought about pretending ron was a chick so in his head a chick gave him his first handy.

ron put a firecracker on harry's balls and lit it.

"harry good thing I distractred you by grabing your genidle. this is revenge for you doing that gay french fry in the ketchup when you put your white penis on my

red hair yahurd" ron sord.

"ron this isn't funny that was jus prakitikol joak. i am sorry please don't hurt me ballz. I need them for love making."

"harry."

"ron."

"what"

"please"

"okay"

"ron"

don punched harrpoo in the ballsack and showed that the hand that grabed his weiner was akshuelly a fake hand made by dumbledore's gay friend. "they made

that so you can prank your friends and not be gay. it's called no homo."

"that was a pretty good joke I thought you had really grabed my peniss." harry made a funny face because he was so happy and he accidentally came in ron's face.

"uh oh." harry said.

"you just scrumped me in my fucking face harry."

"ron"

"harry I was just trying to celebrate the fourth of JOO LIE. hey it actually was fred and jorj who gave me the fake hand. but now I'm gonna use my real fist and

rock hard cock to destroy your nerdy ass."

harry squeeled like a piggie when ron slapped his own nipples then harrys then punched his fisted down toward harry penis. harry dodges so he kan scape.

harry run really really really fast away form ron.

"harry" ron said.

hermione showed up in a behkeenee. (a/n beccuz is a sausaj fest in heere.)

harry ran back just to watch her boobs jiggle as she walked towards harry and ron.

"are you guys fighting on the foruth of joo lie. that day that is today is such an important day." hermy said. for real though, if you were there youd be hard because

she if you saw her you would understand how freaking hawt she is. she was like in the pool or something and the water was kinda like pink goo as it fell of her

body.

"fuck" harry said as he came again. this time harry came on both ron AND hermine!

"FUCUK YOFIDUOFIDU" ron said.

they all looked at the audience.

"happy fourth of joo lie. we hoped you liked our play."

the audience cheered. see it was a play they were just pretending harry and ron wrote the play for the talent show. but this wasn't the full talent show. they had to

come up with somethign better when the real talent show happened a few monthas latah.

"oh" harry said as he heard the judge say "this wasn't the full talent show. they had to come up with somethign better when the real talent show happened a few

monthas latah. also that sucked that was the worst play ever." gayderoy lockfag was the judge. "where did you get the fake jizz? I need to know because I'm gay."

"well sir" ron said.

"FUCK YOU FAG." Harry screamed at him as he took his shirt off. "We gonna go? look at my body. I'm hard as fuck bro. I'd straight up murdah your spine in a

fight"

"well you see professrior the sperm was real the rest of the play was fake."

the audience laffed and laffed and laffed and fucking laffed. espesh dumbodo'. he had a pimp hat on.